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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Lidl Drip said:
Well if he is actually going back to the US and offering a Greencard, maybe. He could crash on Dick Mastersons couch and tell her she could live in LA with him of she got back together with him, she would just also have to fuck Dick.
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Something tells me Dick isn't taking Ralph's calls anymore and we won't see him crashing at the Barbie Dream Mansion anytime soon
 
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Here's a thought, what if Sandra and Ronnie committed the wrong child?
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My Cat Is Racist said:
What a bunch of dummies.
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So what he's saying is that his US trip he announced, gave a flight number and posted photographic ebidance of never happened and that he was sitting on his fat ass in Merida, turd world the whole time? Wow really got us here piggy, although most people here were either agnostic or didn't believe your story anyway. Triumphant Gunt W, he can boast about it the whole next week on his successful super show and rake in the big bucks ($200 in 10 hours).
 
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Rage Pig said:
So what he's saying is that his US trip he announced, gave a flight number and posted photographic ebidance of never happened and that he was sitting on his fat ass in Merida, turd world the whole time? Wow really got us here piggy, although most people here were either agnostic or didn't believe your story anyway. Triumphant Gunt W, he can boast about it the whole next week on his successful super show and rake in the big bucks ($200 in 10 hours).
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So his vacation was renewing his truck registration? I was at least going to give him credit for maybe trying to drive north to the USA border, but he’s probably too broke for that.

Why did he even announce anything about a hiatus? Ralph announcing he’s going to use Twitter slightly less for a few days needed an announcement?
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
So his vacation was renewing his truck registration?
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From the looks of it his vacation was a massive damage control operation. The logistics are demanding. Wrangling Deni over txt/calls for god knows how long. Getting her to accept spending weekend with him at unknown location in Mexico, for the sole purpose of having access to her IG to reply to nosy alogs in perfect English that it was Deni that posted total Ralph victory on twitter in flawless English.

Let's be honest for a moment. Would Ralph even bother fixing his shower if he wasn't planning to have a senorita over? We all know he wouldnt. Also

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Ralph is bored, Deni's twitter is not bombarded with alogs as much as he had hoped.

Edit: copying my theory from yesterday on what actually happened.

I don't think Ralph tried to kill her, I never did. But I always thought, and still think that she got so scared of what ever he did do that she thought he would have killed her. More than anything Ralph's reaction to her accusation was such that it clearly showed that he knew he did something really, and I mean REALLY bad even for Ralph's standards.

She safely got out of the situation, sobered up, re evaluated it, was manipulated and gas-lighted by Ralph to look at the incident from his POV aka in a manner most favorable to Ralph, convinced herself with Ralph's help that she overreacted. The side effect of this manipulation is that her anxiety and fears were soothed. She felt calmer, and in a weird way Ralph is the one who made it all better. So he is even good, good boy, helped calm down a seriously distressed Deni. Thank God for Ralph. Yeah, he is a friend.

edit to add: Another thing, not only did Ralph apparently not do anything bad to Deni in "her" tweets, it appears like Deni took all the blame. She was the one who started it all, by calling him stupid and insulting him, and finally wanting to put final nail in his coffin with revenge so heinous that she called him basically a murderer. Not even a rapist, as MeTo meta would dictate. Not only is Ralph all good in the end, Deni is all bad, and Ralph is the one to mercifully thank her in the end. Blesses her like a priest would bless a sinner after a confession.

This is complete 180 from earlier "she was right - I was wrong" defense. I got to give it to him. This piece of woman abusing trash knows what he is doing.

His hiatus was the condition. They are going "private".
 
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My Cat Is Racist said:
What a bunch of dummies.
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That was quick. He was 100% watching the whole thing and seething along the way
Must feel awful not to have a whole set of teeth, having the fake ones keep falling off or move in your mouth all the time. I bet even Cancer Man still has a full set of teeth even if everything else is falling apart for him, what does that say about you, piggy?
 
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