🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Elmo]

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This gunted retard must be referring to these:


The bottle doesn't show fully but the medication ends with "pam" so we can conclude it's either Diazepam or Lorazepam, neither of which are Alprazolam (Xanax). Fact checked, Gunt.

Plus there isn't the, you know, mixing them with alcohol and eating them like they are candy part.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Ralph, remember when you grovelled to your father in law that you pop pills recreationally and chase them with alcohol because deep down you're just a scared little girl with BPD and are petrified of abandonment?

 

[Mynameisdark]

Null had the best take when he said pointing out Ralph's hypocrisy is a waste of time. It doesn't bother him at all. The past 3 weeks he's put out hours and hours of the most boring content by sleuthing through Twitter timelines for 5 year old dirt. He sacrifices his income, the torta and xannax supply, to be annoying to his enemies.
I'd be willing to bet the highlight of Ralph's day is reading the hurt he caused with his words.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Ralph just wants senpai Jim to notice him and the best way in his pilled out mind to do that is by hollering.

 

[Pale Empress]

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Even if Jim is downing xannies by the fistful, he has a lot more going for him than Ralph does.

Manageable drug habit, tens of thousands of dollars in superberries, a huge and active fanbase, and a wife who loves him.

Ralph's just upset that other people can take drugs and not burn their entire lives down around their ears.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Null had the best take when he said pointing out Ralph's hypocrisy is a waste of time. It doesn't bother him at all. The past 3 weeks he's put out hours and hours of the most boring content by sleuthing through Twitter timelines for 5 year old dirt. He sacrifices his income, the torta and xannax supply, to be annoying to his enemies.
I'd be willing to bet the highlight of Ralph's day is reading the hurt he caused with his words.

Ralph is so hypocritical about almost everything in his life that it is just a sisyphean task to even begin to catalogue it all.

Take the recent Cog related shit flinging - Ralph laughs about the fact that many of Cogs family members think Cog is a POS. Forgetting that the only people in his life that have not ran away from him in the wake of his abusive behaviour were his dying mother, and his mentally retarded brother who he never visits.

It's at the point where if being hypocritical mattered to him or his audience he would just have to stop broadcasting. Stop tweeting.

 

[Muppetstudios]

Maybe Metokur could leave Ralph his Xannie prescription in his will

 

[Pelican Bones]

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Eat pills because you are sick and dying
Vs
Eat pills because you are fat and stupid

Lol

 

[Lidl Drip]

Weather it is worse to be Jim or Ralph is really a discussion about wether it would be worse to be unable to stop your own tragic demise because it's completely out of your control or if it's worse to technically be able to stop your own tragic demise and take control of your life but being too fat, lazy and retarded to actually do it and still ending up in an early grave either way.

 

[Braphamut]

Ralph says Metokur is on xannies.

Metokur still manages to hold down a show. Outlines, clips, some custom memes, a narrative with actual spoken words.

Ralph watches street food videos and wiggles to jukebox donos from welfare recipients that can't afford to sit at a bar.

Congrats, Flappy Tits, but we didn't need your journalism to uncover that you're a soft baby bitch that can't handle his shit.

I thought you were gonna ball til you die. You missed the exit ramp, crusty ass cuck. Do you need to hire a man to take care of your pills like they were your wife?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Hahaha! Ralphamale W! Jim has anxiety because he's fighting a losing battle against a rare auto immune disorder? What a bish.

Everyone knows that real men get anxiety from being fat and stupid and get hooked on the pills because they stole them from their dying mother. Real anxiety comes from a constant struggle to be the best dead-beat dad possible. Real anxiety comes from everyone you used to be friends with leaving and making fun of you instead. True well earned anxiety comes from being so afraid of getting served that you have to live in a Mexican hovel.

That's how a true Ralphamale gets anxiety MOTHERFUCKER!

 

[Elmo]

Weather it is worse to be Jim or Ralph is really a discussion about wether it would be worse to be unable to stop your own tragic demise because it's completely out of your control or if it's worse to technically be able to stop your own tragic demise and take control of your life but being too fat, lazy and retarded to actually do it and still ending up in an early grave either way.

It's the second option.

 

[King George III]

How fucked does one's brain have to be to not be able to comprehend the difference between medicinal and recreational? One man takes the pills to ward off the looming spectre of Death, the other to ward off the spectre of child support payments.

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[Near]

This shit falls so flat. He can have the biggest own, but every time he uses it, it's because he's mad. Not because it's necessarily funny.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Of all the things to mock Metekor for why go after him for something you are on video doing yourself? Like we have the clips of Ralph popping bars on stream.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Since listing Ralph's hypocrisies doesn't bother him, how about this, let's list off some things that unique to Gunt. We'll start with him being a coal burning faggot that had a relationship with a gay black man. How'd that nigger cock taste to you Ralph? Then there's getting beat the fuck up in Portugal. Gee Ralph, seems like the rest of us can visit foreign countries and not get our skull caved in by the locals, including Cog. Last but not least, getting cucked by a Mexican that was so disgusted by horse bush, he had to enter through her back door.

As far as I know, nobody else in da secktur is a pussy faggot cuck Ethan, just you.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

how about this, let's list off some things that unique to Gunt.

Being too much of a faggot for America First.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I guess it’s funny. It’s like when he attacks someone he goes after their female significant other because that’s who he feels confident to attack. Here he feels safe attacking a man dying of cancer.

 

[Not Even Twice]

I guess it’s funny. It’s like when he attacks someone he goes after their female significant other because that’s who he feels confident to attack. Here he feels safe attacking a man dying of cancer.

Only when the dying man isn't there to talk back though.
Remember when he was actually on stream with Jim and he would whine and beg Daddy Jim to love him again, only to switch to hateful screeching about Jade within the second. It was an uncanny look into a twisted and pathetic mind of a low IQ manpig. I don't know what I felt more, disgust or pity.
Ralph better hope reincarnation is real, imagine wasting your one shot with his miserable existence.

 

[Mikoyan]

Of all the things to mock Metekor for why go after him for something you are on video doing yourself? Like we have the clips of Ralph popping bars on stream.

Might I remind you he mocks people thinner than him for being fat.