🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[KingofSomething]

The ragepig sure showed Aaron by posting a nice house of a guy who doesn't have to flee a fight or the country. On a side note, hey Nick, I hope you didn't let this idiot see your kids or anything else important. This is what you have to look forward to once you offend the gunt again. It'll be the shart incident all over again.

 

[GettrGriftr]

"Why do you care so much about who masturbates in my bathroom? I don't care if Ralph masturbated in my bathroom, I hope he did, it would be weird not to mention funny if Ralph masturbated in my bathroom. Ralph masturbating in my bathroom is a lot like a somali immigrant parasailing, he shouldn't be eating people food." *smiles at what he believes was a joke*

"I wish him a million cooms!"

 

[AnOminous]

EL GATO WANTS FOOD. TORTAS, SI? PORE FAYVOR FEED GATO. I WILL COME BACK MANYANA

Con mucho gusto te pago el martes por una torta hoy.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Ralph was late on his torta payments. He was getting them on installments.

"Here at TortaBox we want to make torta ownership and consumption possible for anyone, with any credit score, and NO background check!"

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Kids on seeing that picture: “is that a fat pig monster? If we see it in a big forest can we scare it away? You yell at it to scare it away!”

 

[Vect]

Number Fifteen: The Yucatán Ragepig.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

He's not drunk by the way, it's just "SHORTHAN' IDFAF"
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A quick Google check about what shorthand looks like says EOR is lying again.

Yes of course I am incredibly shocked at this!

 

[AltisticRight]

"Why do you care so much about who masturbates in my bathroom? I don't care if Ralph masturbated in my bathroom, I hope he did, it would be weird not to mention funny if Ralph masturbated in my bathroom. Ralph masturbating in my bathroom is a lot like a somali immigrant parasailing, he shouldn't be eating people food." *smiles at what he believes was a joke*

I WILL COOOM ON YER PUG LIKE MAH RONNIE DID BEFORE WE PUT THEM INTO THE OVEN, BISH. MATTAH OF FAT I WILL DO IT AGAIN.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Of all the things that scream "I AM TERMINALLY ONLINE" from Ralph him thinking it was a badass or an own to brag about jerking off in someone's bathroom has to be near the top. Like if you told a normal person you jerked off in some guys bathroom they would immediately think you were a freak. I don't even think 4chan NEET's would be impressed by that to be honest. Super bizarre.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

I love randomly thinking about how Ralph is on here constantly. Can you imagine the total hours logged on this forum he has? Whether he's in Mexico, Minnesota or bumfuck West Memphis he's reading the farms at all times.

Never ceases to make me laugh

 

[Furniture Salesman]

I love randomly thinking about how Ralph is on here constantly. Can you imagine the total hours logged on this forum he has? Whether he's in Mexico, Minnesota or bumfuck West Memphis he's reading the farms at all times.

Never ceases to make me laugh

Isn't it known that Ethan "The Ralphamale" Ralph is a top 1% viewer for this forum

 

[Rage Pig]

Defeated and humiliated, the bussy boy has stopped tweeting about fighting Imholte. Instead he's showing solidarity with fellow anti Zionist Lucas Gage. Both have a 95 IQ and had their wife and kid(s) run away and they share their lusting after the catboi cock. A good match, they should become room mates in Merida.

 

[EyeGuy]

Defeated and humiliated, the bussy boy has stopped tweeting about fighting Imholte. Instead he's showing solidarity with fellow anti Zionist Lucas Gage. Both have a 95 IQ and had their wife and kid(s) run away and they share their lusting after the catboi cock. A good match, they should become room mates in Merida.
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The replies, man:


The replies to Ralph transparently begging April (fruitlessly) for even the tiniest crumb are even worse:

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Wait I thought this bish said he had lunch in Wisconsin. Now he had lunch with April? I’m starting to wonder if Ethan Olive-branch Ralph is the trustworthy narrator I was raised to believe …

 

[deeman]

Wait I thought this bish said he had lunch in Wisconsin. Now he had lunch with April? I’m starting to wonder if Ethan Olive-branch Ralph is the trustworthy narrator I was raised to believe …

Do Ethanol have money to spend on Coke to keep her habits up? There's you answer.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Do Ethanol have money to spend on Coke to keep her habits up? There's you answer.

He didn’t have enough money to buy Meigh the Harry Potter game and that’s why she left him

 

[Near]

He's willingly being basically Wimp Lo.
Running away, making him the victor.

Make no mistake, he will believe this is the ultimate le wrestling heel, AIN'T GONNA FIND A VILLAIN LIKE ME move. But he is Wimp Lo.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

He's willingly being basically Wimp Lo.
Running away, making him the victor.

Make no mistake, he will believe this is the ultimate le wrestling heel, AIN'T GONNA FIND A VILLAIN LIKE ME move. But he is Wimp Lo.'

But...Wimp Lo actually showed up to fight the Chosen One, Ralph can't even manage that.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

He didn’t have enough money to buy Meigh the Harry Potter game and that’s why she left him

Ralph was so broke he couldn't even afford the price to pirate the game.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Ralph was so broke he couldn't even afford the price to pirate the game.

My memory is a bit hazy on this, but I think after the horse bolted with the filly, Ralph did pirate it. He couldn't even make it through the tutorial section.