🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Mr. Manchester]

You might as well just count this as Ralph losing another fight. Who else can we get him to back down from? Cyraxx? Hotwheels?

I was going to say Peetz but I think Peetz could take him.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

He mentioned an uber costing almost $300 to get to St Cloud from whatever couch he rented in Wisconsin

He should have rented the other half of the pig pen in Milwaukee

 

[Um...]

Gee, this pic

looks a lot different than this (unedited) one

or this (also unedited) one

of piggy in all his bloated, red-faced, double-chinned dandruff-covered glory. So what could account for these marked discrepancies, chyat? Could it be….. editing?

eta:

Noth the spindly, knock-kneed little legs struggling to support that massive bloated obese midsection. This is the true ethan ralph. The edited selfies he posts are works of fiction.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

So what could account for these marked discrepancies, chyat? Could it be….. editing?

Would explain the weird angle of his arm and his sudden expatriation from Ironforge.

 

[BigPeanut]

He wants to intimidate Aaron, who may be a witness in Nick's criminal case.

Yeah why did Nick fly some guy in from another country to intimidate someone who knows all the crimes he committed? That doesn’t seem ethical or legal.

 

[AltisticRight]

Bitch made.
Pussy.

 

[Truly Rural]

Without watching Aaron I assume he showed no fear of Ralph, and expect he fully and openly said many times that he DOES NOT SCARE, bish. The intimidation charge per that statute wouldn't hold up.

 

[Elmo]

Aaron showed the gym and Ralph didn't show like the bitchmade COWARD he is!

 

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Looks like a pretty nice, middle-class house to me, way nicer than ethan ralph’s third world shack. Why don’t you post a pic of your shack, ralphy?

 

[AltisticRight]

"The Fantastic Four"

Mr Fantastic: Nick, tall and thin stretched out

The Invisible Woman: Kayla, disappeared from his streams to watch Star Trek xannied up in the bedroom

The Human Torch: April, burnt a home down

The Thing: Ralph, he's a horrible deformed fat monster

A human torch, something that's passed around and lit up.
Oh yeah, I'm stealing that. It's more demeaning than Fleshlight or bicycle.

And a nice car too?

What happened to piggytits' gay red truck?
Did he sell it to Gonzales for scrap metal? We can conclude it's gone already since he was talking about quitting smoking to save $1,000 a year.

Finances in the shitter. Sucks to suck.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Ethan Ralph is never gonna fight someone actually prepared to fight him. He would beat a woman or a child but his primal swine insticts tell him he would get his ass salted smoked and turned into bacon if he ever tried to fight a man.

 

[One Winged Pear Farmer]

Ethan Ralph is never gonna fight someone actually prepared to fight him. He would beat a woman or a child but his primal swine insticts tell him he would get his ass salted smoked and turned into bacon if he ever tried to fight a man.

I’m not convinced he could beat most women tbh. And if we include high school aged children a lot of them would stomp him too

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I really hope Ralph somehow goes to Milwaukee and has a pig fight with Fatrick. It’d be the only way that Fatrick could take Lolcow if the year is by killing Ralph in the street.

 

[Polyboros2]

As much as I'd like to see Ralph get his ass beat, and I bet he could get talked down to doing it for the cost of a ticket back to Mexico, I hope no one caves and gives in the the piggy.

I think he legit stranded himself and I'm sure is burning the bridge with whoever let him sleep on their little Ikea loveseat.

I think we could have some Kino homeless streams, remember you can charge your phone at the library piggy.

 

[Raiken]

if you are bigger then ralph you can beat him, no problem.
hell, if children can trip him it's over.
i can only imagine some 8 year old squatting behind him when his friend pushes ralph onto his back.
now that i think about it, this may have happened when his purse got stolen.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

we need to crowd fun him a hovel somewhere in that part of america called "the pig pen" and people can travel there to challenge him like some sort of dojo. they would have to of course bring a bottle of makers mark as entry fee.

 

[Oh Darn]

we need to crowd fun him a hovel somewhere in that part of america called "the pig pen" and people can travel there to challenge him like some sort of dojo. they would have to of course bring a bottle of makers mark as entry fee.

This is the best Ralph can hope for - some kind of hybrid between fishtank and bum fights where he gets to stomp around in a little mudpit and drink the mini-bottles that people toss at his trotters

 

[Polyboros2]

Imagine booking a flight to another country for a one day event with out setting up the return flight.

Imagine paying $600 in Uber to sleep on a couch...

Lmao wait a minute. I don't do a lot of traveling, but I'm pretty sure you can't get a hotel room with out a credit card, it's essentially a deposit on any damage you might do. I don't know if AirBnB let's you get around that, but we know he's blacklisted. Ralph is sleeping on an Ikea bench cause he's literally too niggerish to get a hotel room.

He isn't sleeping on a couch cause he can't afford a hotel room, it's because he's such a indebited miscreant that he has to sleep at some randos house hours away and burn a lot more money to taxi in because he is too much of a fuck up to be trusted with a room.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Imagine booking a flight to another country for a one day event with out setting up the return flight.

Imagine paying $600 in Uber to sleep on a couch...

Lmao wait a minute. I don't do a lot of traveling, but I'm pretty sure you can't get a hotel room with out a credit card, it's essentially a deposit on any damage you might do. I don't know if AirBnB let's you get around that, but we know he's blacklisted. Ralph is sleeping on an Ikea bench cause he's literally too niggerish to get a hotel room.

He isn't sleeping on a couch cause he can't afford a hotel room, it's because he's such a indebited miscreant that he has to sleep at some randos house hours away and burn a lot more money to taxi in because he is too much of a fuck up to be trusted with a room.

but he also can't afford a hotel room

 

[Polyboros2]

but he also can't afford a hotel room

Not after the Uber, but $600 could get you at least a few nights in a dingey bed