🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[God's strongest milkman]

If I was him and I was truly down bad for cash. I would start advertising "campaigns" against other people related to "the sektur" I would absolutely go to jims house as a streaming event and if I could I would get a spud canon to shoot at his wheelchair lawn ornament. I would charge money for every spud shot from chat.

I would try and get hold of chris chan and capitalize on the renwewed interest due to the police footage being released. especially since I would have already had history with the case. maybe get an interview.

he's gotta get on that grind while hes in america and retreat back to mexico

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Ralph is so excellent at reaching new lows. If he punches any lower he'll be under 5 foot

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

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Oh wow so Aaron owns a house and at least one car? Totally owned that guy Ralph, good job.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

I think he legit stranded himself and I'm sure is burning the bridge with whoever let him sleep on their little Ikea loveseat.

Not to mention, every second he spends on American soil is another second he could get served with more papers.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Ralphamale? RALPHAMALE?! Ralphabitch more like it.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Not only does Aaron own a nice looking house, he does so in a very clean looking smaller town area of Minnesota. He's not dealing with hoards of Somalis or anything, just a nice place to live.

Meanwhile Ralph lives in a tin shack in Mexico and has to travel to take pictures when he eats anywhere nice. Can't even go to his favorite strip clubs because they were closed for sex trafficking. No one gives a shit about doxing anymore anyway.

 

[Butwhythough2]

You're walking down a sidewalk in Minnesota, suddenly you have the feeling you're being watched. You try to brush it off as your overactive imagination. Then just to put yourself at ease, you turn your head, your heart starts pounding and a you break out in cold sweats. About 50 yards behind you is some sort of pig monster. You're mind starts racing, thinking of numerous escape plans. You have the urge to confront it, but you're not quite sure of what it can do. Then the smell hits your nose, it's Maker's Mark and something rotten that you can't quite describe. You're nauseated, you want to wretch but there isn't time as it is approaching you. You book it home, running as fast as your legs can carry you. Finally you've arrived at your front door, and you get inside and lock it as fast as you can. That night, you start hearing loud noises coming from outside. It's that creature, and he's yelling incoherently, the most you can make out is "Tax Free bish." By morning it finally leaves and you go on with your day, but you swear that you can hear "Tax Free bish" from time to time.

 

[Axiom.]

Ralph is so excellent at reaching new lows. If he punches any lower he'll be under 5 foot

He's already under 4'1, Nick already mistook him for Chunk from The Goonies

 

[DSP for president 2032]

I'm not a lawyer so tag me dumb if need be, but is there a chance that Ralph can also be slapped with witness intimidation? As he is so fond of showing all of us how close and cozy he is with the Rekietas and April (who he is not so subtle about wanting a chance to thumb).

I'm assuming that Aaron has to officially be named as a witness before such a charge can be actually brought against him. I'd also say that it would not be worth the trouble to prove it, like how tons of people lie in court but very few get charged, let alone convicted, of perjury.

Court of Public Opinion, though: Yes, that convicted violent felon Ethan Ralph, who is a friend of Nick Rekieta, and has a habit of targeting those weaker than him, is tweeting out Aaron Imholte's home address WHERE HIS CHILDREN LIVE to intimidate him. No doubt about it.

Would not be surprised if Nick Rekieta leaked the address to Ralph either. The only reason Nick got to stream Ron Toye and Monica Rial's deposition during the Vic Mignogna trial was that Nick's friend Ty Beard leaked the footage to him. Leaky Nick is a big believer in leaks and their efficacy.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Leaky Nick is a big believer in leaks and their efficacy.

Leaky by DIAMETER.

 

[HarrySachz]

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How long until the pig tell that he masturbated on Rekieta bathroom?

Funny that now Baldo has a life debt with the pig. The first moment he says anything negative to it, the pig will burn things down. Good luck tardhandling this fat rage pig, Cracketa.

 

[bile demon]

So in a completely shocking turn of events which no one could have possibly foreseen, the Gunt has shit himself and done nothing. What a twist!

 

[JustStopDude]

Not after the Uber, but $600 could get you at least a few nights in a dingey bed

I volunteer with my local homeless shelter.

You got $600, i can set you up in a hotel for over two months.

It will be in the worst part of town. The place is gonna be a shithole, but at least you got a roof over your head.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

How long until the pig tell that he masturbated on Rekieta bathroom?

"Why do you care so much about who masturbates in my bathroom? I don't care if Ralph masturbated in my bathroom, I hope he did, it would be weird not to mention funny if Ralph masturbated in my bathroom. Ralph masturbating in my bathroom is a lot like a somali immigrant parasailing, he shouldn't be eating people food." *smiles at what he believes was a joke*

 

[sarna]

Not to mention, every second he spends on American soil is another second he could get served with more papers.

I was wondering about this. It seems like he was afraid of being served outside the courthouse, but I wonder why exactly. Last I checked there wasn't anything going on between Ralph and his exes at the moment that would require further developments in court.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I was wondering about this. It seems like he was afraid of being served outside the courthouse, but I wonder why exactly. Last I checked there wasn't anything going on between Ralph and his exes at the moment that would require further developments in court.

We don't know what's up with Meigh and Harry and Cozy Rozy. It seems like the dust settled on the Vickers stuff, since Vickers is divorced, bankrupt, and broken.

But Ralph still has a ton of debts he's run on: The rental in Virginia, Dell Computer, several credit cards, his student loans, probably the Nissan (if he even still has it, but I don't think the debt goes away even if it's somehow internationally repo'd).

 

[Kandinsky]

What I’m wondering is: did Ralph abandon his cat again, leaving her at home with a “FOOD MOUNTAIN” so he can travel the longest route possible to Minnesota just to own the keewee farmur aylawgs?

Poor Cleo.

I may be late with my reply, but I was thinking the exact same thing! Hopefully someone is watching kitty.

 

[OrionBalls]

I may be late with my reply, but I was thinking the exact same thing! Hopefully someone is watching kitty.

What, like his torta guy? Because I doubt he knows or can constructively communicate with his neighbors.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

What, like his torta guy? Because I doubt he knows or can constructively communicate with his neighbors.

Ralph was late on his torta payments. He was getting them on installments.

 

[Oh Darn]

What, like his torta guy? Because I doubt he knows or can constructively communicate with his neighbors.

EL GATO WANTS FOOD. TORTAS, SI? PORE FAYVOR FEED GATO. I WILL COME BACK MANYANA