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I quoted the wrong post. I looked up the @scenes_women account he was replying to and had a good laugh.
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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Cimmerian Kang
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I would have gone with a "makes it burn when you pee" joke but 9/10
DSP for president 2032
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Ethan Ralph is a convicted felon who routinely physically assaults and batters people. He's also mentioned having a 'street-legal' knife and brass knuckles. Now he is threatening Aaron Imholte, who may be a witness in Nick Rekieta's criminal case, by tweeting out his address. I think Aaron Imholte has every right to be afraid and intimidated that a convicted felon may attack him with a weapon when he is most vulnerable in his home.
Nick Rekieta is a known associate of Ethan Ralph and I believe that Rekieta has instructed or encouraged Ralph to intimidate Imholte into silence.
If I were Aaron Imholte, I would be very afraid that the convicted felon Ethan Ralph, who choked and threatened to kill his own wife before, was going to attack me in my home with a weapon in order to silence me.
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This Arc got boring really quick. Just go home piggy.
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Ralph keeps self-FELTing himself and stacking those L's
>Makes a compete fool of himself fucking up the flights.
>Shits his pants and denied the name HIS DADDY GAVE HIM on his own fucking stream. "Uhh Uhh I dont know who Ethan Ralph is"
>Finally gets to the courthouse. Doesn't dox or confront a single Kiwifag. Was to chicken to even get face shots
>Publicly calls out the cuck Aaron. Lets KC hype it up to 4800 live viewers to make $BANK$ off the stream.
>Completely bitches out to a fight that HE CHALLENGED Aaron to. Aaron even showed up and live streamed from there proving Ralph bitched out.
And now his big own is to show the world how nice of a house Aaron owns? And a nice car too? Wow big OWN there Ralph!
Ralph you will never ever live in a house that nice, or own a car that nice.
Now go beg crackhead Nick for pocket change so you can make it back to your rented tin shack in shithole Mexico. You don't get to stay in the USA.
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That's a nice house that Aaron lives in with his children. Much nicer than living in a crackshack shitbox in Mexico and only seeing your son once a year when you can afford to fly out to see him during a supervised visit because you're a violent felon who can't be trusted around his own child.
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Ralph's asking for money because he's a coward but he's also deeply in the red on this trip. He mentioned an uber costing almost $300 to get to St Cloud from whatever couch he rented in Wisconsin (across the Twin Cities). I'm guessing he had to uber yesterday since there wasn't a hanger-on with Ralph reported from the courthouse. That's probably $500-600. The flights were likely $500 and $500 to just get to Minnesota, unless he was doing standby in the US (no way he could figure that out in Mexico). He bought that stupid baseball jersey and hat at the airport. He doesn't know how to eat light.
Edit to add: I forgot the bit of Ralph seeming to drive yesterday? There's no way he got a rental, but costs would go down if so. If the idiot he's staying with lent him his car... caveat emptor.
Ralph is probably $3000 in the hole on this trip (or blew out his account from wherever that mystery $20k came from), and is starting to get desperate (the $3k number didn't come out of fat air). That's why he keeps bringing that number up. Hell, he may not have enough money to get home, which is why he's trying to figure out a flight plan.
I would almost feel bad for the idiot who took Ralph in on his couch, as he may have a longer house guest than planned. But it's kinda like vampires, don't invite any sort of sucker in.
Edit to add: I forgot the bit of Ralph seeming to drive yesterday? There's no way he got a rental, but costs would go down if so. If the idiot he's staying with lent him his car... caveat emptor.
Ralph is probably $3000 in the hole on this trip (or blew out his account from wherever that mystery $20k came from), and is starting to get desperate (the $3k number didn't come out of fat air). That's why he keeps bringing that number up. Hell, he may not have enough money to get home, which is why he's trying to figure out a flight plan.
I would almost feel bad for the idiot who took Ralph in on his couch, as he may have a longer house guest than planned. But it's kinda like vampires, don't invite any sort of sucker in.
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WOW, watch it there buddy!
We call him a bitch with a lowercase b. He's not worthy of anything more, not like he goes by an other name.
I do agree with everything else you said, especially the part where bitch is even below Dick Masterson(a man who pretends to be a cow called "Juju" as he gets fucked in the ass with a strapon)
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A summery of all of Ralph's Xeets about trying to set up a second fight with Aaron is over in the boxing match thread. Ralph cannot keep his own gayfabe straight. Screenshots, links, and archives of each Xeet so the piggy cannot try to hide in his own confusing story. https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ethan-gunt-ralph-vs-aaron-imholte-boxing-match.198573/post-19154222
Current State of Schrödinger's Gunt
- Ralph has both met and not met his $3k goal to fight Aaron.
- Ralph can and cannot be up to that gym anytime between 10:30 am CDT Thursday August 22nd and 10:00pm CDT Friday August 23rd year of our Lord 2024.
- Ralph both did and did not say he would be at the gym Wednesday night.
- There are between one and two cats down in Merida that have been alone since this journey began on the 18th.
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Nice to see that Ralph's cats are being starved again.
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Imagine being owned by a cuck who let his woman get stolen by a cokehead who doesn't even feed or wash his kids. Couldn't be me, but then again I still have the same name and live in the same country that my daddy gave me. If I didn't, my name would be "bitch" with a lowercase b because that's all I would be. Thank goodness there is nobody like that here, except a certain pig man who likes the taste of shit and has to pay for sex!Ralph keeps self-FELTing himself and stacking those L's
>Makes a compete fool of himself fucking up the flights.
>Shits his pants and denied the name HIS DADDY GAVE HIM on his own fucking stream. "Uhh Uhh I dont know who Ethan Ralph is"
>Finally gets to the courthouse. Doesn't dox or confront a single Kiwifag. Was to chicken to even get face shots
>Publicly calls out the cuck Aaron. Lets KC hype it up to 4800 live viewers to make $BANK$ off the stream.
>Completely bitches out to a fight that HE CHALLENGED Aaron to. Aaron even showed up and live streamed from there proving Ralph bitched out.
And now his big own is to show the world how nice of a house Aaron owns? And a nice car too? Wow big OWN there Ralph!
Ralph you will never ever live in a house that nice, or own a car that nice.
Now go beg crackhead Nick for pocket change so you can make it back to your rented tin shack in shithole Mexico. You don't get to stay in the USA.
That dig at his house is hilarious too, remember how much piggy was boasting about being able to attend Ali Jamal's birthday party in their McMansion? That's the closest bitch will ever get to money and luxury again, since he doesn't even have enough money to go back home to his pathetic little shack in Mexico!
Maybe he will have to go in the backalleys and do what bitches do to get the money, livestream it too for a few pity donations. That's just how things are when you're a bitch, folks!
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Any process server that would have traveled to Spicer to serve ralph would have been aware of his stream. He wouldn't have even needed ralph to acknowledge who he is.
But yeah in Ralph's mind just saying "I'm not the name muh daddy gave me" is enough to escape consequences because he saw that on TV.
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A pretty strong argument can be made that Ralph just committed a felony in Minnesota under new 2023-24 anti-doxing/stalking laws.
Also: https://www.billtrack50.com/billdetail/1702955
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So the man who lives in crack house in Mexico just doxxed a nice, well kept house with a recently mowed lawn.
That’s the kind of L I’d expect from a man who was so intimidated by a polite stranger that he disavowed his own name.
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I'm not a lawyer so tag me dumb if need be, but is there a chance that Ralph can also be slapped with witness intimidation? As he is so fond of showing all of us how close and cozy he is with the Rekietas and April (who he is not so subtle about wanting a chance to thumb).
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LMAO!
“My ride works during the day”
What you expect me to do BISH?! Get in a car and drive myself like an adult?!
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That hideous red truck has been MIA for a long time and he certainly can't afford a rental even if he was competent enough to have the required paperwork for one.
Five star days!
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It sure doesn't look good for the defendant to be shown celebrating after his hearing with the guy who then immediately harrasses/doxes the witness the defendant is trying to blame for everything.
Dongamale need xanniberries to approve wrastle wrastle contest.