🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Lidl Drip]

I imagine when the hooker knocked on the door for service her stomach sank as if she saw a cenobite from hellrasier

Men like Ralph are the reason they are all drugged up.

 

[Um...]

Tallest building in Tijuana huh? Sure would be a shame if the bouncers threw him off the roof.

“tallest building in Tijuana”

there it is, lol. The absolute state of this place.
I’ve been to Tijuana. It looks just like this pic. It’s seedy and tawdry and basically one big slum. It’s the perfect place for Ethan Ralph, he’ll fit right in.

Some reviews of the place:

“jacuzzis don’t work” otherwise it’s great. Get a membership card for discounts (guarantee the pigster has one of these,)



Dirty water in the jacuzzi, barely warm, towels “a little old,” “spots on the pilowcase.” Fit for a pig.

Also, that room is tiny. The jacuzzi doubles as the bathtub and the toilet/shower are all in the same room, right next to the bed (bottom left here.)

Another view:

I bet it has bedbugs too.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

I imagine when the hooker knocked on the door for service her stomach sank as if she saw a cenobite from hellrasier

"We have such sights to show you, bish."

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I bet it has bedbugs too.

Poor bedbugs, now they are gonna get addicted and infected with who's knows what.

 

[MercuryDrinker]

Poor bedbugs, now they are gonna get addicted and infected with who's knows what.

They're gonna get Alice's aids

 

[AnOminous]

“tallest building in Tijuana”

Tallest building in Tijuana appears to be a tallest midget contest.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Here’s where piggy stayed last night. Conveniently located above a strip joint

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$180/night. Comes complete with tasteful art on the wall
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and a stripper pole!

I mean for the price I've stayed in far worse single hotel on trips. Single bed with a shower... But I didn't have to worry about what it would look like if I took out a black light or bedbugs.

Some reviews of the place:

“jacuzzis don’t work” otherwise it’s great. Get a membership card for discounts (guarantee the pigster has one of these,)

And I never had to worry about this.

 

[AltisticRight]

I've been to Tijuana. It's like the Filipino slums but with nasty weird people instead of curious harmless locals. Filthy. Fit for an economic migrant piggy with quadruple titties.

Even Gaza has taller buildings I bet.

 

[AnOminous]

I mean for the price I've stayed in far worse single hotel on trips. Single bed with a shower... But I didn't have to worry about what it would look like if I took out a black light or bedbugs.

There's literally a stripper pole in the room itself. Every surface is covered in monkeypox.

 

[Um...]

I mean for the price I've stayed in far worse single hotel on trips. Single bed with a shower...

Did they have stripper poles in the rooms though?

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

The 'sirens call' hit ol' Ralphy again. Imagine celebrating your birthday alone in a sleazy gringo trap brothel/hotel. Pretty sad even by Ralph standards.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph sleeping on pillows stained with another man's semen for the free ride across the border and to own Null is just... It's just so kino bros, there's nothing that gets my sides into orbit quite like the lows Ralph will gladly sink to purely out of spite for others


#spitelife 4 lyfe!

 

[HackerX]

I imagine when the hooker knocked on the door for service her stomach sank as if she saw a cenobite from hellrasier

Would it be a coincidence or meme magic if everyone who gets the reference knows exactly which cenobite too?

Men like Ralph are the reason they are all drugged up.

Ralph has a lot in common with them.
Like an absent father? Ronnie was an absent father and Ralph IS an absent father. That's a double whammy

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"We have such sights to show you, bish."

The cenoRalph is a big fan of the KEELSTREAM.

Poor bedbugs, now they are gonna get addicted and infected with who's knows what.

On the flip side, at least they're eatin' good. How often do they get an opportunity for famous, West Memphis BBQ.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Ralph sleeping on pillows stained with another man's semen

Can we get the Mexican catboy cum hunter on the case?

 

[Winston Niles Rumfoord]

On the flip side, at least they're eatin' good. How often do they get an opportunity for famous, West Memphis BBQ.

They'll die immediately on contact. Null was right, the gunt needs to be harvested and in the right concoction, it could kill all cancerous cells in the body.

 

[Um...]

I imagine when the hooker knocked on the door for service her stomach sank as if she saw a cenobite from hellrasier

Literally.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Literally.

It's the same picture.

 

[Julius Caesar The 187th]

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1838431375625720037?t=yYxVpIQ-ixTlbh4cRFdeJA&s=19

Archive: https://archive.md/oXj9F

Remember, this is the man who had Flamenco as a co-host and defended Ali Akbar.

 

[HackerX]

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1838431375625720037?t=yYxVpIQ-ixTlbh4cRFdeJA&s=19

Archive: https://archive.md/oXj9F

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Funny things of note:
- We? You didn't do jack shit. You don't even have a community to do jack shit. You've got like 3 people who support your meager existence. You played no role in any of this.

-Fatboy? C'mon Ralph. Do better. Call him and angry lesbian or something. Though I guess that insult applies just as much to you. If I were it think about it, it's actually YOU who is the angry lesbian.

- Community full of pedophiles? This SCREAMS Juju the cows influence. (He's famous for getting fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow!)

- If you have the ebidence, why aren't you blasting it on the KEELSTREAM. Maybe you'll spike a few more viewers, but I suspect if you're not posting the ebidence on the Internet, then you don't have it. As that is your modus operandi.

Ralph is just lashing out, as that is his nature. He's basically Xitter tranny without an army of Xitter trannies behind him. Pathetic.

Edit: oh yeah, I forgot about the time him and Warski exposed a pedophile ring on stream.me, which likely caused the site to shut down. And by exposed, I mean clued in the pedophiles who immediately scattered while the FBI or w/e was running a sting operation and they had to go to your house. Or more apt, Sandra's house that she was renting while paying for your fat ass to drink, pill out, and do the occasional KEELSTREAM.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1838431375625720037?t=yYxVpIQ-ixTlbh4cRFdeJA&s=19

Archive: https://archive.md/oXj9F

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This whole “who’s community has more pedos” is so dumb.

• MATI doesn’t promote pedophilia
• Kiwi farms doesn’t promote pedophilia
• The Kino casino doesn’t promote pedophilia
• The KillStream does not promote pedophilia
• America first does promote pedophilia and Ethan Ralph get on his little trotters and suck off every single groyper general if it means Nick Fuentes would retweet him once… but that’s besides the point.

The sad matter of fact is that who’s ever community has the most pedophiles statistically is the one that has the most people in it. The kill stream probably has the least amount of pedophiles just because there are only like 20 people watching.