🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.5%
  • lol no

    Votes: 322 92.5%

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    348
Ethan isn’t a man, he’s a pig. And not even a useful pig, like one that can sniff out truffles.
He can sniff out butt truffles. But he uses his thumb.
imma b honest fam u know how many gazillion hours of interracial buggery on da intertubes? it seems very unlikely
Plot twist: while it's usually because of getting dead drunk and passing out on your arm, in this case, Ralph's injury was from gooning to interracial porn.
 
is this what ralph gooned to?

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Far from certain - the most common first symptom of strokes and heart attacks is that the victim just suddenly drops dead. This is particularly true among alcoholics and drug addicts, so given the magnitude of The Ralphamale's drinking and drug problems, I reckon it's far more likely that he'll just suddenly fall in the shower one day because his heart said "Fuck this shit, I'm out".
Another common one is "multiple organ failure." This is when pretty much everything about you is so completely fucked up they can't even figure out which specific organ failed.

It's pretty common in super-olds and polysubstance enthusiasts like Ralph.
 
I am hoping that is some really fucked up lighting, because last I checked actual women are not supposed to have arm skin inside them like a amhole. Gunt likes him some gross cunts.
 
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