🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[BlueArmedDevil]

This had to sting

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

it's quite sizeable! Don't let the documented videographic ebidence fool you! It was a bad angle!

And no, it weren't becauwse they had child size vaginas either BISH.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

This had to sting
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Bish I'm the Ralphamale. I got money in the bank bish. What you got?

 

[Guntkvd]

Is the writers room confirmed for election night, or it's just Godwinson?

 

[lester]

That handwriting looks utterly retarded, is he using his limp wrist? Sits in front of his computer 10 hours per day and is to stupid to use something like Notepad++, jfc what tons of drugs do to a pigs brain.
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Can you imagine being the gunts ghost writer for his "Gonzo Files" memoir.

 

[Obscura539]

My penis is quite sizable, actually

I can’t stop laughing at this. It’s so bizarre. Ethan is nearly 40 years old and is still trying to convince himself of this delusion. The amount of insecurity he must feel during his daily life must be staggering.

Like bro, if your dick is so amazing why do they always leave you?

 

[Oh Darn]

My penis is quite sizeable, I'm very smart!
*Blows mic out laughing*

Spoiler: For the Uninitiated

 

[AltisticRight]

I'm now 100% convinced that he found the conservathot deets on r/trans. He's becoming a fat tranny.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I guarantee that if Trump wins, Ralph will be on his show yelling YEAH BABY! TRUMP IS MY PRESIDENT AGAIN! while his ex-pat piggy ass is sitting in a shack in Mexico.

 

[repentance]

He and Keffals should fuck.

He and Elaine should fuck. And spawn.

 

[Rage Pig]

Lmao, his right arm succumbed to excessive gooning, he's gone full cripple.

 

[repentance]

Lmao, his right arm succumbed to excessive gooning, he's gone full cripple.
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He's going to wear a do-rag next, isn't he?

 

[Die For Me!]

DEY JUSS SHOCKED MAH ARM 'FER DIRDY MINUTES AH PROMISE AH WILL MAKE IT TO MAH LAWYERS BACKYARD AND NOT DIE IN 40 MINUTES

Surgery confirmed?

 

[Rubber Plant]

Like bro, if your dick is so amazing why do they always leave you?

No shit, even KingCobraJFS has Jessica stalking and plotting kill him over his magnificent penis. Is Cobra more chad than the Ralphamale?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

He's going to wear a do-rag next, isn't he?

It worked for Hulk Hogan. He could even get a custom Ralphamale line going

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

No shit, even KingCobraJFS has Jessica stalking and plotting kill him over his magnificent penis. Is Cobra more chad than the Ralphamale?

Cobra vs. Ralph in a right-handed can opening contest.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

No shit, even KingCobraJFS has Jessica stalking and plotting kill him over his magnificent penis. Is Cobra more chad than the Ralphamale?

Absolutely. Ralph is no goth bad boy. First of all he doesn’t play guitar, not like he can even pick up learning how to play because his hoof is fucked. Coobes also has his own place in a country his daddy gave him and he’s not that obese fat like Ralph. Sure they’re both balding but Coobes isn’t letting it get to him saying “it is what is it” while Ralph constantly hides his bald spots. Most importantly Coobes’s ex girlfriends are obsessed with him. Ralph’s exes just ignore him and legal plunder his meager superchat days. Not to mention Ralph can’t use magic of casts circle of protection around people.

TMDWU

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Lmao, his right arm succumbed to excessive gooning, he's gone full cripple.
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That backwards hat really accentuates his dying hairline...and what would a Ralph pic or vid be without a black shirt covered in greasy dead skin flakes?
Sad....PATHETIC!

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Both Dick and Milo are on top lmao.

Ralph confirmed as bottom bitch.

He's going to wear a do-rag next, isn't he?

His trotters are not dextrous enough to tie one.

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

No shit, even KingCobraJFS has Jessica stalking and plotting kill him over his magnificent penis. Is Cobra more chad than the Ralphamale?

Duh. How is that even a question?