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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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French Toast Crunch? Hmm, I don't know if I've ever seen that one before. Cinnamon Toast Crunch, of course, get it quite a bit. But...French Toast Crunch? That would be in my cart for sure.
Don't know how this relates to Ralph, but Ralph w, I guess.
 
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French Toast Crunch was my go to cereal... in the fuckin' 90's. It even had the Saturday Morning Cartoon commercials to go the fuck along with it well into the 00's.

Hey Shanaynay, take 3 more bars and wash it down with some Modelo, totally good for you dude.

In 2006, French Toast Crunch was discontinued in the United States, but remained available in Canada and Australia.

On December 5, 2014, General Mills announced that they would return French Toast Crunch to nationwide production in the United States starting at the end of January 2015, with the cereal being available at selected supermarkets and retailers at this point in time.
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Shit. Of course a whole ass generation of burgerfats were deprived of this glorious slop for 8 years.
 
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I didn't have Stachybotrys chartarum on my Ralphadeath bingo card but those black stains on the wall behind him could be a factor. $1 on black mold could be a big payout.

Protip for the Ralphamale-make sure your local primary physician is not related to your landlord. That being said go back to humiliating yourself as per your daily schedule.
 
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FiveStarAce said:
I don't know if "Trying to hook his physio therapist with Hunter S Thompson trivia" is a new low for Ralph. This is pathetic, yes, but in a bold and new way that's hard to describe. An aquired taste of cringe.
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Definitely not a new low, but it does expand on what a wretched little creeper he is. This poor girl is just trying to do her job and she's got this horrific mass of jellied flab trying to woo her.
 
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AnOminous said:
I like how he thinks he can click a few buttons and somehow people will forget what a fat fucking hog he is. What a gay homosexual using the Fat Girl Angle Shot plus FILTERS.
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The filters really give him an unfortunate, yet hilarious facial structure. It's like it stuck a fish lense over his fat head then made his chin look like a tumor hanging off his jaw.

It really is a cartoonish caricature of the effects from body dysmorphia and homosexuality.
 
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