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How long will Ethan last in rehab?

  • <1 day

    Votes: 35 8.3%

  • 3 days

    Votes: 40 9.5%

  • About one week

    Votes: 100 23.8%

  • More than a week but less than a month

    Votes: 110 26.1%

  • He will LAST THE ENTIRE MONTH ayelogs BTFO another Ralphamale W!!!11

    Votes: 136 32.3%
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Not Even Twice said:
That sounds nice until you remember that every other picture of Ralph has zero smiling. It's all him taking a selfie where he's either posing doing the Ohmega Soy face or doing pouting duck lips like a creepshow parody of an e-thot. I've never seen a man take such pathetic pictures of himself.
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Glad to know you've never visited reddit.
 
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The Ralphamale's (bad) luck, Grace Thorp posted this on X:
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EDIT: The Ralphamale in troo cavalier fashion responded:
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EDIT2: This is too perfect he made a video response now!
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SORRY GRACE! by Ethan Ralph

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Haru thinks he is in a tiny cabin, I personally think he is hiding under Dick Masterson's outside decking.

EDIT: Ninja'd by @Drama Trauma but I'll not delete it due to speculation on his filming angle/location. Maybe he is hanging like a bat on the ceiling, head and camera pointed towards the ground?
 
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Big Mommy said:
SORRY GRACE! by Ethan Ralph

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Haru thinks he is in a tiny cabin, I personally think he is hiding under Dick Masterson's outside decking.

EDIT: Ninja'd by @Drama Trauma but I'll not delete it due to speculation on his filming angle/location. Maybe he is hanging like a bat on the ceiling, head and camera pointed towards the ground?
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From what Grace posted, Ralph's number shows a Virginia location Midlothian. Not sure how accurate this is.
 
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Drama Trauma said:
From what Grace posted, Ralph's number shows a Virginia location Midlothian. Not sure how accurate this is.
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That just means he has a Virginia area code associated with his phone number. The other number in her caller ID says Phoenix, Arizona because the area code 623 is a Phoenix, Arizona area code. It doesn't mean the caller is necessarily calling from Phoenix.
 
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Drama Trauma said:
wait a minute... just noticed this:
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Assuming he still has his passport, he probably can't afford the international flight to San Diego, or maybe his finances are so bad he has to stay in TJ. I think there's a tunnel that takes you from the TJ airport to the San Diego barrio (like Chula Vista or whatever). That's a long way for piggy to walk though.
 
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Drama Trauma said:
The Ralphamale's (bad) luck, Grace Thorp posted this on X:
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EDIT: The Ralphamale in troo cavalier fashion responded:
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Imagine having a fucked up Lovecraftian nightmare of a body, as Ralph does, and calling anyone else anything physically. Much less fat.

Grace will own Ralph, and she's a mental midget. Better than being 5'1" though. (Even funnier if she just no shows.)
 
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Does it get any more emotionally damaged than a woman who has been molested and abused by her own dad her entire life? AND she's desperate for internet clout AND she is somehow even less relevant than Ralph?! This would have easily been baby momma #3 for Ralph just 5 years ago, she's basically Faith Vickers on meth, but now even these kinds of women don't want to get gunted anymore. That's probably why he's so mad, he thought this would be an easy slam dunk and she said "lol eeewww?!?!". It's tough.
 
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