🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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  • lol no

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Truly Rural said:
I don't think he is aware of that, nobody showed the clip on twitter yet, and last hours of the stream are not included in the VOD on Rumble.

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Ralph is so transparent when he makes fun of Josh's dad for leaving. Ralph. Ronnie left you too and DIDNT pay any child support.
 
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HackerX said:
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Rofl. I must have missed that part because I don't think Null ever bothered to acknowledge his Gabe Hoffman hollerin', I really do what what drives his retarded brain processes. I know it's Ralph and you can barely touch the surface by describing him as a hypocrite, but isn't his numero uno complaint against the alog is making up stories das nawt treww? It's one thing to add some "flourish" to things that happened (like his banana sucking endeavors or him pissing on himself, even though both of those definitely happened), but it's another to just run with shit where there's no substance whatsoever. Maybe he's just hoping to accidentally stumble on something that turns out to be trewwww. Who knows.

Also, Ralph would 100000% sell out if anyone offered him that kind of money as a one time payment, much less monthly.
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Yes, Ralph's goalposts are as ever-shifting as his jiggly gunt in the thumbtape. His victory conditions are whatever he thinks in that moment he has an edge on over the other person. Since that's literally nothing at this point, he always has the good old fallback of calling you a faggot and a nigger and declaring victory.
 
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Douglas Mortimer said:
Rebuild Ralph phase is always hilarious. He's done this exact same thing like 20 times now.
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Ethan Ralph, e-beggar. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world’s first bionic pig. Ethan Ralph will be that pig. Worse than he was before. Bitchier. Weaker. Fatter.

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