🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[MirnaMinkoff]

The best thing you can do for your children Ralph is to let them forget you exist. Surely your own experience with your own father taught you that?

Very well. Ralph would have preferred to have forgotten drunken Sandra beatings and not received eight page rambling schizo letters from Daddy. Inflicting two hour govt supervised visits on a three year old while Daddy is fresh from a night the Tijuana whore hotel and stanky border crossing isn’t any better.

 

[Rage Pig]

Pillhead Piggertits continued to debase himself, begging Fuentes for a few crumbs of torta.

Muh golden year

Muh ebbig guntent

Muh wildcard, Muh fine Rumble

Bonus: 4 years are 35064 hours. Being generous here, Piggertits spent 64 hours with his son. That's "having him in his life" for 0.18537%. Xander lived 99.81463% of his life pigfree.
Rozy wasn't as lucky, but she enjoyed more than 2 completely pig free years by now and will most likely never have to spend a second with the pig man again.
Imagine being so brain damaged that you think this is something to brag about. And of course he has to outsource the gift idea because he has no idea what his son likes.
There are many more cope&seethe tweets from yesterday, lonely piggy has no one to talk to and must scream into the internet void for hours when he doesn't stream.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Haha, I'm just a funny quirky guy, haha. Wouldn't it be funny if you gave me a revenue stream again? You know, just for funsies?

 

[They were once men]

Maybe Nick would be more favourable to ralph now that he's spent some time in Nick's homeland.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

I know something little Xander could appreciate from Ralph: his complete absence from his life.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Them memphis baby blues will flood the panties of any woman alive bish View attachment 7386914

Likely with piss in horror when they see this big-headed, drunk, slobbering, smelly little hog muppet coming at them.

 

[sufferhorse]

he went HARD against fuentes literally all 2024 election season. Theres tweets of him from like january 2025 shitting on Fuentes too.

At this point either he thinks he can gastlight the entire internet, or he just simply does not retain facts and cannot form memories anymore.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He must’ve watched the recent Fuentes video he had a cameo in and thought it made him look good if he’s pining for Catboy dick again.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Obviously Ralph's hurting for money, but I suspect he's partially motivated by the faint hope that he can somehow butterfly effect his way into befriending Kanye West.

Let's just put all this inconvenient nonce business to bed, chase some clout and make Ralph some coin!

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Ralph living in California...thats just hilarious. If he thinks public transport is bad in Mexico just wait for California - you need to be armed at all times basically.

You need to be armed but it’s illegal to be armed without a permit, and he sure won’t pass the background check being a felon who attacked a female cop. Also, I wonder if a car dealership could even get him approved for a loan after he defaulted on the Red Nissan truck. I doubt the dealership could even repo it either, is that just considered theft at that point?

He could arm himself with a flintlock or one of those cap and ball revolvers but would likely blow himself up trying to load it.

 

[AnOminous]

Do it, Ralph. Plenty of homeless encampments that are likely better set up than your shed.

Null needs to complain that he's really upset that he can't afford to move to California.

 

[Truly Rural]

Piggertits skid row arc when?

I'll have you know that skid row is the best place to live, and I live in the safest parts of it.

 

[Humble Architect]

Ralph 100% is the kind of deadbeat who would randomly show up at his kids school football practice and Holler how much he loves him. Causing a scene and playing the victim.

The best thing you can do for your children Ralph is to let them forget you exist. Surely your own experience with your own father taught you that?

I’m thinking of an unfunny version of the school scene in Ricky Bobby where his dad reappears after ten years for career day and then disappears again immediately after being thrown out.

Unfortunately such kino won’t happen because Ralph is in his final season

 

[sufferhorse]

I’m thinking of an unfunny version of the school scene in Ricky Bobby where his dad reappears after ten years for career day and then disappears again immediately after being thrown out.

Unfortunately such kino won’t happen because Ralph is in his final season

if you aint first ur last ethan, always doxx first you unnestan?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He could arm himself with a flintlock or one of those cap and ball revolvers but would likely blow himself up trying to load it.

Not in California. He can buy a black powder rifle/pistol as a felon on a federal level but it’s still illegal in many states like California. Would be absolutely funny to see him get busted with a blunderbuss.

 

[break these cuffs]

Not in California. He can buy a black powder rifle/pistol as a felon on a federal level but it’s still illegal in many states like California. Would be absolutely funny to see him get busted with a blunderbuss.

I want him to get pepper spray because it's only a matter of time until he fucks around with it and gets some in his eye. That's the stepping stone we needs for paypigs to get him during a low point and pay for him to spray himself on stream.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I want him to get pepper spray because it's only a matter of time until he fucks around with it and gets some in his eye. That's the stepping stone we needs for paypigs to get him during a low point and pay for him to spray himself on stream.

Ralph and jogger fogger could produce content we haven't seen since Portugal II. Too bad he can't even afford that.

 

[niggercattle]

Pillhead Piggertits continued to debase himself, begging Fuentes for a few crumbs of torta.

Muh golden year
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Muh ebbig guntent
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Muh wildcard, Muh fine Rumble
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Bonus: 4 years are 35064 hours. Being generous here, Piggertits spent 64 hours with his son. That's "having him in his life" for 0.18537%. Xander lived 99.81463% of his life pigfree.
Rozy wasn't as lucky, but she enjoyed more than 2 completely pig free years by now and will most likely never have to spend a second with the pig man again.
Imagine being so brain damaged that you think this is something to brag about. And of course he has to outsource the gift idea because he has no idea what his son likes.
There are many more cope&seethe tweets from yesterday, lonely piggy has no one to talk to and must scream into the internet void for hours when he doesn't stream.
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Killing yourself.

 

[Rage Pig]

Self pity party no. 243 just started, including thinly veiled insults, it's all so tiresome.

 

[Pale Empress]

Self pity party no. 243 just started, including thinly veiled insults, it's all so tiresome.
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Ralph, imagine if Salty Sandra had gotten the state involved and intervened and kept your daddy from sodomizing you. Imagine what your life would be like now. Probably much better.

I know you're too low iq to really deal with hypotheticals, but now imagine that maybe Harry Morris does give a shit about his granddaughter and wanted to keep her safe from a wretched pig monster that put her life in danger, psychologically abused her, and physically abused her mother.

That's why you're not allowed to see your daughter, Ralph.

It's not like you give a shit about her anyhow, otherwise you'd have taken legal action against the Morris brood.

Imagine not fighting to see your kid. Kvetching on Xitter and drunk dialing your estranged wife and her father don't count, fatso.

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It's to protect Xander and Faith from you getting liquored and pilled up and waddling in like a bull in a china shop. That they're entertaining your retarded demands speaks volumes as to the quality of character of both Isaiah and Faith. There was no reason for them to allow you to see Xander, but they allowed it anyhow.