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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 25 7.3%
  • lol no

    Votes: 317 92.7%

  • Total voters
    342
Lookit me, Ah’m the all-powerful and feared Gunt! Ah could destroy Null if ah wanted to but ah’ll hold off for now since we’re online buddies now. Null lubs me and cares about me so ah’ll show him mercy…for NOW.

God this loser’s LARPing is pathetic. He’s a nobody, washed-up, old and feeble. He can’t do shit to anyone.
Ralph should just drop whatever he think he has on Null.

It'll be funny cause it would be like the 4th or 5th fail dox some rando gave him and he believed.
 
Ralph should just drop whatever he think he has on Null.

It'll be funny cause it would be like the 4th or 5th fail dox some rando gave him and he believed.
Ralph has made a fool of himself faildoxing, video of not Null driving a truck and quoting Antony Hopkins that he’s hesitant. He also doesn’t trust Elaine.

If Ralph thought he had anything on Null he’d make it ā€œa keelstream exclusiveā€ and overhype it for days, complete with sad promos.
 
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I've looked into this situation and it's actually a weird gay op being conducted by banned Kiwi Farms user @Sneeder Griffin, who is mad at Josh and has taken to posting diatribes about him on the splinter forum Onion Farms. It seems like @theralph was actually not directly involved this time and it's an example of a banned poster trying to weaponize Ethan against Josh for their own purposes.

Here is the Onion Farms user 'Sneeder Griffin' admitting to being involved in an op spreading purported information about Josh, wherein he discusses conspiring to send it to Ethan and thus supporting Ethan's statement that he didn't actively pursue it:
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Here is the same Onion Farms user showing that @Sneeder Griffin was also the name of his account on this site:
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If you read the email Ethan received, you'll note that the sender's statements about being a banned user from late 2024 track with the date of @Sneeder Griffin being banned from this site, November 2024. The email also expresses the exact same grievances, almost verbatim, against Josh as @Sneeder Griffin does in his introductory post on Onion Farms (the second archived link above). The concordance of these factors makes it pretty likely that he himself is actually the originator of the information, is lying about having an outside source to make his claims seem more credible, and sent everything around to hostile parties like Elaine Miller and Ethan Ralph to muddy the waters and cause problems via, essentially, astroturfing claims without any discernible provenance underlying them.

In other words, it's just a half-baked op by another guy with no actual connection to Ethan whatsoever.
 
Ralph is a lot of things, and one of those things is 'desperately lonely'. Another of them is 'brain damaged'. Every month he either breaks up with some online person, or mends the fence with them (or tries to). It's absolutely possible that in a moment of feeling semi-human he dreamt that letting daddy null know that Ralph was a goodboi would lead to them being allies once more.
 
This whole gayop seems to be 1 of 3 things:

1) (most likely) Ralph is angry that his ā€œwerksā€ are impressing fewer and fewer people so he’s brought out ā€œold reliableā€ in hopes some internet tough guy act will get some attention.

2) After the Rekieta meltdown and people like Sean and Aaron confirming there are people out in the wild who’ve seen the footage, he’s preemptively attempting to throw shade at Josh and KF knowing he’s going to be shit on.

3) Same as two but Rekieta is paying/begging Ralph to do it after the meltdown, learning he’s now facing Josh’s lawyer in the Montegraph suit, and from pure rage that he knows the bodycam is coming.
 
3) Same as two but Rekieta is paying/begging Ralph to do it after the meltdown, learning he’s now facing Josh’s lawyer in the Montegraph suit, and from pure rage that he knows the bodycam is coming
I’m pretty sure that Rekieta has zero memory of who Ethan Ralph even is at this point, galaxy gas has cooked his brain and Ralph was nothing more than a useful stooge at the time
 
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