🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[UCantCCPMe]

Oh, good God, he's taking hair advice from Rekieta: "look, man, just quit parting your hair, gel that shit, and mess it it up like a bird's nest on top of your head! They can't even tell you're losing your hair! And it will make everyone think you just rolled out of bed after a night of stallion-grade sex, trust me bro..."

Between the two of them, I don't know if I can handle this much hot. And I'm sure I speak for all the ladies in this. It's just too much...I'm swooning...where's my fainting couch?

You'll really need that fainting couch when your clothes are rendered asunder at the very sight of Ralph's American dollar or whatever stupid shit he said back during Portugal 1.
Look, if you're gonna try and tell me bed head isn't the peak of sexyness in hairstyles, that waking up looking like the cats spent all night trying to desperately groom this fat hog man that has facilitated their imprisonment isn't top tier attractive shit; then obviously you have functioning eyeballs and that's just something you're going to have to live with.

 

[Die For Me!]

Note: this 2 day old post has 31 likes. Big time!

I'm starting to believe Andy Warskis claims that one of his insiders told him that nateybakes covered for the plane ticket and hotel room. Literally why would these people pay Ralph to drop in a few times while he frolics around the city? Literally anything Ralph does has to be completely funded by 1-2 paypigs. Sad! PATHETIC!

 

[Um...]

Their Youtube

1.5K subs. Videos get 15-40 views. lol
I guess to them Ralph’s 200 views on Rumble seems like a big deal?
(Can’t find them on Rumble.)

 

[Raven-621]

Unironically, kind of yeah. He was also notoriously abusive to family members, in particular, the women in his life.

The parallels are kind of stark.

How long until Ralph blows his brains out on a phone call with Meigh to complete the larp?

 

[sufferhorse]

he has 15-20 unique chatters on his streams. 40 youtube confirmed viewers is literally double his numbers. nothing to laugh about.

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

I'm dating Gary Coleman, bish, whadduyou think 'bout that?

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Doesn't matter if she looks like an androgynous brown goblina, she's worth bragging about solely because she's young? Ralph would absolutely fuck a child if not for the age of consent and he has the balls to call anyone pedophile.

 

[Um...]

There’s a Mexican fishtank too, did he try to get on that?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Why somebody as "anxious" as Ralph would ever think this is a good idea, I don't fucking know.
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He is absolutely desperate for money, viewers and content. He’d probably take up any invitation that provided a plane ticket and $50.

Their Instagram. 3000 followers, lol. Ol’ ralph hitting the big time here.
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Will Ralph participate in a naked mud fight like this?
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(translation: Winners of the mud fight)
Will he brave enough to take his oversized shirt off and expose his flesh flaps to the world? Tune in and find out!
Note: this 2 day old post has 31 likes. Big time!

Ralph was claiming this outfit was going to pay for his travel there. Not sure why they think Ralph is worth a $300 plane ticket but the fact they think he is an internet celebrity is probably enough for Ralph to pay his own costs to go. Ralph needs an ego boost and human interaction.

 

[Um...]

Their tiktok gets more views, about as many as ralph’s Rumble lives (except the promos get more.)

but yeah, ralph will jump at any chance to get out of his lonely sty, as long as it’s on somebody else’s dime. He’s that desperate, broke and lonely.

 

[Die For Me!]

https://archive.is/chdJO

IMO there's no reason for people like the quartering to continue ignoring Ralph. The entire MAGA grifting sphere is falling apart, and all of these bums only have each other now. Better to start reserving your mattress behind the gas station now rather than later.

Edit: Forgot to check the KillstreamLive account, which is now canonically run by a "social media manager" and not Ralph

https://archive.is/wQ8Oz

 

[HackerX]

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https://archive.is/chdJO

IMO there's no reason for people like the quartering to continue ignoring Ralph. The entire MAGA grifting sphere is falling apart, and all of these bums only have each other now. Better to start reserving your mattress behind the gas station now rather than later.

Eh, TheQuartering is still several echelons above Ralph. I'm not sure what benefit could be gained since Ralph isn't just a fringe tier z-celeb from a bygone era, but one with an awful reputation whose modus operandi is to burn every bridge.

That said, I am curious how Ralph is perceived by sektur-adjacent individuals that are still around. We already know how Fag Fuentes, Juju, and Coke Rekieta feel about him, but I'm talking about people like Keemstar, Boogie, Destiny, etc. I know Keem tried to set up the Warski fight a few years ago, but I have to wonder if a lot of those types forget Ralph even exists 99% of the time.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

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Definitely a pattern here.

I had the same impression. He's definitely trying to recreate what he had with Nora.

He’ll never get it. Nora stayed with him and kept his site running when he got locked up. You just don’t treat a ride or die woman the way he did. Even if the Senorita is the same way, he’d burn her as quickly as he burned everyone else in his life.

He’s destined to die alone and no amount of hooker money will change that.

 

[Die For Me!]

I have never seen that hat before, I think Ralph couldn't restrain himself from purchasing a hat at the Merida airport

https://archive.is/1qs8h

 

[HackerX]

I assume that's a hat bag. I'm not sure why a man who makes roughly $15 an hour and rarely leaves the needs so many hats, but he does. Especially when he doesn't even like sportsball that much. Also, complete lack of muscle mass. His arm looks atrophied.

POV, you see a woman and you whip out the thumb.

RUNNNNN

 

[Raven-621]

Even the finest Chinese beautification filters can’t hide Ralph’s scrotum-like turkey wattle

 

[Die For Me!]

This guy is saluting Ralph with gifs of himself. He looks like the fucking troll face

https://archive.is/Su8Pg

Oh god I just found fell down a Sektard hole, one of Ralphs most loyal paypigs is streaming now

https://www.youtube.com/live/nyAg8LV-cRQ

https://discord.com/invite/cvvsXAr2

 

[Look--an Alien!]

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I assume that's a hat bag. I'm not sure why a man who makes roughly $15 an hour and rarely leaves the needs so many hats, but he does. Especially when he doesn't even like sportsball that much. Also, complete lack of muscle mass. His arm looks atrophied.
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POV, you see a woman and you whip out the thumb.
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RUNNNNN

I see Captain Sobriety chose to spend his time at the bar. Sober as a judge, of course

 

[Um...]

Looks like a real classy setup

totally fitting the stymaster.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph was so busy on his phone he almost missed his flight over something retarded, claims it was Oday Dimpson tier sprint back home

https://archive.is/U72vj

Ralph has revealed all of his fingers today, NO RING IN SIGHT


Edit: Ralphs totally not a hoarder who has an emotional attachment to his trash guys

https://archive.is/GiZ8G

 

[PrestonHolt]

Oh god, imagine how horryfying it must have been for other pasangers, ragepig hooolering while pretending to run and gasping for air.