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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 25 7.3%
  • lol no

    Votes: 316 92.7%

  • Total voters
    341
Ralph is stranded, has no address, and is not getting any replies from the team. He sounds like he's having a panic attack
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Edit: Hopefully this music for middle aged moms will soothe Ralphs anxiety
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Don't worry, Ralph. Just go up to someone and repeat this message. Someone will eventually help you.

"Hola, soy un adulto no acompañado con discapacidad mental. Mi padre me abandonó. Estoy perdido, asustado y con mucha hambre. Un hombre aterrador me quitó el anillo y el bolso. Me cagué en los pantalones. ¿Tienes dinero? Necesito ir a casa, a mi chabola."
 
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