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He apparently did it for a flight and some McDonald’s while clogging 2 toilets.
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He apparently did it for a flight and some McDonald’s while clogging 2 toilets.
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Assuming the toilet cloggenings are twooo, that would be insane. He was only there for what, 6 hours? What's so wrong with his asshole that it could break 2 toilets in such a short amount of time? Sounds like Ralph needs a good thumbin'!
My bet would be Ralph just going ham (hehe, get it. Ham) with toilet paper. For starters, TP is a luxury he can seldom afford. You can tie that in with him being lazy as fuck and his atrocious memory. Then, ya gotta think about the logistics of asswiping. We've seen his floppy skin and that horror certainly applies here as well. He's got to pull a foot of loose butt cheek before he even gets close to the Ralphasphincter, which isn't aided by his short T-Rex arms. Think of all the times he misses the wipe or just scrapes a pop stain across his buttflaps. Then to top it all off, Ralph probably gets off whenever he's wiping his ass. That's a lot of wasted toilet paper!
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AndyGuntski
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clogging not one but two toilets. thats a ralphamale move bish
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Some people get gigs where they are put up in nice hotels, in nice countries, nice cities in the good parts of town, eat at nice restaurants and splash a little.
But Ethan gets the gigs in third world countries and even then gets cheap hotels and eats the cheapest food.
Backpackers do it better than Ethan does. When Ethan is invited anywhere, it’s the clients who are slumming it.
But Ethan gets the gigs in third world countries and even then gets cheap hotels and eats the cheapest food.
Backpackers do it better than Ethan does. When Ethan is invited anywhere, it’s the clients who are slumming it.
drammamean
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If El Salvador plumbing is anything like Mexico plumbing you're supposed to throw your soiled TP in the trash can because it will clog the plumbing.
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Ralphs unabortable google wallet that's attached to his dead mothers PayPal account has been aborted in El Salvador. Ralph is seeking cigarettes, and for some reason none of these spics have a screen he can smash his phone across to make yum-yums appear.
One of Ralphs paypigs has connections and is hooking him up with a donkey he can rape in the meantime.
Ralph has been MIA for 5 hours, he is supposed to be on Nightwave Radio tonight.
One of Ralphs paypigs has connections and is hooking him up with a donkey he can rape in the meantime.
Ralph has been MIA for 5 hours, he is supposed to be on Nightwave Radio tonight.
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I’m sure he’s fine and not at all on his way to CECOT. He’s probably just rummaging through trash for burgers for sustenance because he has no money.
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Pilled out/drunk
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Ralph became a drug mule.One of Ralphs paypigs has connections and is hooking him up with a donkey he can rape in the meantime.
https://archive.ph/7mMPF Ralph has been MIA for 5 hours, he is supposed to be on Nightwave Radio tonight.
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Ralph on nightwave radio very soon, he might drop the dox because they revealed Ethans logs of shit clog toilets on the regular
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I wonder if he even knows what churches are there for. They are possibly stored on one brain cell with McDonalds.Classic American tourist style. I bet he coincidentally didn't have any money on him to donate to thank them for graciously allowing him into their place of worship where donations cover a majority of their expenses.
>Alms Señior?
>Fuck you bish you think I got money for you?
>Posts on Twitter: God Is GOOD
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so what's his account name
Unintelligence Score
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After the Memphis Outlaw's EPIC BEATDOWN of not one, but two different men while stealing the show in El Salvador he's riding high!
Which means Ralph's Law should kick in any minute now. And since, from what I can tell, the size of the L he suffers is based on HIS perception of the size of the W, it should be funny as fuck.
Which means Ralph's Law should kick in any minute now. And since, from what I can tell, the size of the L he suffers is based on HIS perception of the size of the W, it should be funny as fuck.
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I know its a beanbag but I thought he was mega fat.
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Fucking typical. The second he falls out of favour with somebody, they're a nonce enabler.
Why are you so happy to associate with nonce enablers in the first place, Ralph?
Why are you so happy to associate with nonce enablers in the first place, Ralph?
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He talks about the women being hot in a country as he has any right to judge them while he looks the way he does.
They wouldn't even notice his presence other than his smell and wonder why a hild hog is running around eating all the trash around them.
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