🐷 The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt: Redux - Ralph is on the run and is lulled into a false sense of security as another seething pig takes to Twitter to do what he never could.

[AncientPhosphur]

If the earthquake post ends up turning out to be accurate I will laugh that even Earth hates this fucking pig and was trying to give us all a sign.

Are we all sure the earthquake isnt from Ralph’s fat ass passing out drunk at the computer, sliding out of his chair, and hitting the ground?

 

[oramge cat]

What'd I miss? I feel like that's impossible, cocaine is so expensive for such small amounts. Atleast it was when I was 20. Surely the hawlg can't afford that and still feed his family.

It's actually more expensive now than it used to be, fucking inflation man.

 

[make_it_so]

Didn't he mention recently that he wants to see his son ?

The Gunt says a lot of shit. He's been "wanting to see his son" and was "gonna see him real soon!" for over a year now.

 

[AltisticRight]

Guys, trust the Ralphamale as he has a track record of delivering his promises. Killstream.tv will be back any time soon, Zidan will be on the killstream soon, there will be a Jim Driveway superbrawl, and Gator's neighbours will learn of his heinous White Nationalism. Gambian Groyper will also deliver exclusive footage.

 

[heathercho]

If Ralph is in Mexico, he is an even worse person than I would have imagined.
I still dont think he is, mind you. Not even with this geolocation rubbish, especially not when you can change it in a Chrome browser add-on.... for just basic starters. Never mind in Developer mode.
I mean I could literally change it so that my VPN says I'm in Bangladesh, but oWo, what's this, geolocation data says I'm in Albania? Mirëmbrëma! I'm drinking a soda from Korea though, how do I do it?

Like if he's in Mexico, fair play to him, coz he's going to end up getting Rozy and the Horse sold for gringo body parts and he'll be turned into soap. He's stupid, but is he that blazingly stupid?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Like if he's in Mexico, fair play to him, coz he's going to end up getting Rozy and the Horse sold for gringo body parts and he'll be turned into soap.

Mexicans don't know what soap is.

 

[heathercho]

Mexicans don't know what soap is.

But they know what money is and white people love $oap.

 

[deeman]

Guys, trust the Ralphamale as he has a track record of delivering his promises. Killstream.tv will be back any time soon, Zidan will be on the killstream soon, there will be a Jim Driveway superbrawl, and Gator's neighbours will learn of his heinous White Nationalism. Gambian Groyper will also deliver exclusive footage.

About the Gambian sca... i mean reporter or whatevs... has anyone asked him about that? It would be swell if someone could ask him about that live, "where did he go?" and se the pig squirm trying to find a excuse that doesn't make it sound like he was scammed/fooled.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

But they know what money is and white people love $oap.

The Gunt has gone on record that he doesn't shower that often.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Dunno if it's been mentioned in this thread yet, but didn't Ralph tweet the name of his new ISP a few weeks ago? I know it wasn't one of the big ones like Spectrum, Cox, or Comcast.

Also worth noting that the majority of rural areas don't have high speed internet. I don't believe the mexico theory because of that.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Also worth noting that the majority of rural areas don't have high speed internet. I don't believe the mexico theory because of that.

I've not used satalite internet, so maybe I'm overestimating it, but can't you get Starlink for a hundreds $ a month?

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I've not used satalite internet, so maybe I'm overestimating it, but can't you get Starlink for a hundreds $ a month?

I've heard people say it was shit and only good for boomers wanting to browse the internet. Streaming and online gaming? Probably not.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

On the off chance Ralph is actually south of the border and not just in South Carolina, I have some personal advice for the ragehog.

Ralph, I know you refuse to learn Spanish, but there's a couple of phrases you might want to learn for your own safety. Just in case the Federales decide they want to hassle the Ralphamale. The first phrase you should learn is, if approached by a Mexican cop, you say Voy a matarte , which means "I have done nothing wrong". If the cop still doesn't back off, just repeat the phrase Quiero follar la cara de tu madre or "I loved my mother very much" in order to appeal to their sense of family. That's it Ralph, good luck.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

On the off chance Ralph is actually south of the border and not just in South Carolina, I have some personal advice for the ragehog.

Ralph, I know you refuse to learn Spanish, but there's a couple of phrases you might want to learn for your own safety. Just in case the Federales decide they want to hassle the Ralphamale. The first phrase you should learn is, if approached by a Mexican cop, you say Voy a matarte , which means "I have done nothing wrong". If the cop still doesn't back off, just repeat the phrase Quiero follar la cara de tu madre or "I loved my mother very much" in order to appeal to their sense of family. That's it Ralph, good luck.

He already knows all the spanish he needs to know: gringo dollar worth more-o

 

[UCantCCPMe]

He already knows all the spanish he needs to know: gringo dollar worth more-o

I hope he squeals that right before he gets the Breaking Bad Danny Trejo treatment.

 

[👑Duster King👑]

I've heard people say it was shit and only good for boomers wanting to browse the internet. Streaming and online gaming? Probably not.

Its great for online gaming, but not so much for streaming. The upload isnt all that great. Although not sure what resolution ralph streams at, it might be doable if hes doing 720p or 1080 at a lower bitrate

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I don't know, it does seem like he could be in Mexico, but I don't think they make Mexican doors big enough to fit an American as fat as Ralph through so what would they do? Break out a wall and lift him in to his streaming chair by crane? The logistics simply don't make any sense.

 

[Spergichu]

Guys, trust the Ralphamale as he has a track record of delivering his promises. Killstream.tv will be back any time soon, Zidan will be on the killstream soon, there will be a Jim Driveway superbrawl, and Gator's neighbours will learn of his heinous White Nationalism. Gambian Groyper will also deliver exclusive footage.

You forgot him marrying Meigh in another bowling alley with Dick as his best man and his exclusive interview with Null's dad.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

About the Gambian sca... i mean reporter or whatevs... has anyone asked him about that? It would be swell if someone could ask him about that live, "where did he go?" and se the pig squirm trying to find a excuse that doesn't make it sound like he was scammed/fooled.

We all know how he’s going to respond

“What? Who is that? Sounds like you’ve been reading fan fiction farms again! I have no idea what you’re talking about”

Meanwhile his pedophilic degenerate paypigs will be clapping like seals as Ralph owns another hater.

 

[Delamain]

This is going to end with Ralph getting his head decapitated with a chainsaw after he talks Shit to some cartel Jalisco new generation members and they horsenap his wife and spawn