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🐷 The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt: Redux - Ralph is on the run and is lulled into a false sense of security as another seething pig takes to Twitter to do what he never could.
You could literally just swat him like a bitch and he'd fall over, then you could just kick him in the face over and over. There would be nothing he could do to stop you.
Here's what happens to Ethan Ralph when you fight him:
In fairness, the interior and exteriors of the newer builds appear to be higher quality, even if the floor plans are the same. If Ralph is in the older builds. that would be closer to the west. since they are building to the north and east as they continue to build more houses.
West and south in Los Heroes also puts him closer to the torta shop. We all know Ralph is lazy, but I wouldn't be surprised if he's extremely close to that shop, even if he's driving to it. (His trip to CDMX proved just how lazy this fat fuck is.)
This is just a guess, but I wonder if Ralph "found" his current place via either the torta guy or his lawyer/plumber. He doesn't know anyone else seemingly down there, he was no credit worth a damn, he's a foreigner who doesn't speak the language... If it wasn't a "Hey my buddy needs to rent this place" situation, I don't see how else Ralph could have found a place to live.
If it wasn't listed online though, it's going to take a pretty big Ralph L to suss it out.
West and south in Los Heroes also puts him closer to the torta shop. We all know Ralph is lazy, but I wouldn't be surprised if he's extremely close to that shop, even if he's driving to it. (His trip to CDMX proved just how lazy this fat fuck is.)
This is just a guess, but I wonder if Ralph "found" his current place via either the torta guy or his lawyer/plumber. He doesn't know anyone else seemingly down there, he was no credit worth a damn, he's a foreigner who doesn't speak the language... If it wasn't a "Hey my buddy needs to rent this place" situation, I don't see how else Ralph could have found a place to live.
If it wasn't listed online though, it's going to take a pretty big Ralph L to suss it out.
agree. Guarantee Ralph brought his lawyer on to defend him against a woman exercising her right to leave him and receive money she can use to care for their child, cried to him about how expensive it all was and the lawyer himself or his buddy had a shitty shack they outfitted for airbnb but nobody rented because it was tiny and in a shitty neighborhood and his based lawyer hooked him up.
This is just a guess, but I wonder if Ralph "found" his current place via either the torta guy or his lawyer/plumber. He doesn't know anyone else seemingly down there, he was no credit worth a damn, he's a foreigner who doesn't speak the language... If it wasn't a "Hey my buddy needs to rent this place" situation, I don't see how else Ralph could have found a place to live.
If it wasn't listed online though, it's going to take a pretty big Ralph L to suss it out.
He had previously confirmed that he'd found his new place through the (supposed) lawyer, he'd framed it as a privacy issue.
I've never heard of it happening, but I wonder how likely it'd be that the name of the lawyer is on the rental agreement? Whether because of Ralph's poor credit and reputation, or whether he actually really is worried about having his name tied to the address for whatever reason. Either that or the lawyer actually is the landlord.
He had previously confirmed that he'd found his new place through the (supposed) lawyer, he'd framed it as a privacy issue.
I've never heard of it happening, but I wonder how likely it'd be that the name of the lawyer is on the rental agreement? Whether because of Ralph's poor credit and reputation, or whether he actually really is worried about having his name tied to the address for whatever reason. Either that or the lawyer actually is the landlord.
This is just a guess, but I wonder if Ralph "found" his current place via either the torta guy or his lawyer/plumber. He doesn't know anyone else seemingly down there, he was no credit worth a damn, he's a foreigner who doesn't speak the language... If it wasn't a "Hey my buddy needs to rent this place" situation, I don't see how else Ralph could have found a place to live.
If it wasn't listed online though, it's going to take a pretty big Ralph L to suss it out.
I've never heard of it happening, but I wonder how likely it'd be that the name of the lawyer is on the rental agreement? Whether because of Ralph's poor credit and reputation, or whether he actually really is worried about having his name tied to the address for whatever reason. Either that or the lawyer actually is the landlord.
Actually, renting a house in Mexico isn't that hard to be honest. You can make a direct contract with the landlord.
Finding a rental property can range from just driving around the neighborhood and keeping an eye out for a "En Renta" sign, to looking at certain webpages, or even through Facebook Marketplace (this is really big in Mexico, since we don't have Craigslist). Now as for the needed legal paperwork, it can range from just an ID and a couple of references, to ID, Proof of Income, Work References, Personal References, and having a co-signer. Landlords here in Mexico rarely call up the Credit Bureau, unless it's a really expensive house, and even at that, all his debts from the US don't carry into Mexico (I should know, I owe about $2,000USDs in Medical bills, and Sprint, and a lot of stores here in Mexico are willing to give me credit).
As for his lawyer being on the contract. He could be doing it for privacy reasons, or his lawyer is the landlord. If his lawyer is landlord, it would make some sense. The lawyer probably has his own place, bought a few houses in new suburbs as an investment, and is using the rent to pay off the mortgages of said houses. I'm speculating because I haven't seen the contract.
agree. Guarantee Ralph brought his lawyer on to defend him against a woman exercising her right to leave him and receive money she can use to care for their child, cried to him about how expensive it all was and the lawyer himself or his buddy had a shitty shack they outfitted for airbnb but nobody rented because it was tiny and in a shitty neighborhood and his based lawyer hooked him up.
Ralph calls him a lawyer but he sounds more like a local tard wrangler that helps retarded gringos. A on-call guy who speaks Spanish/English and navigates basic adult living skills for elderly snow birds and retards like Ralph for some pesos. Or most likely he’s just calls every non-food service worker in Mexico he interacts with “his lawyer”. Lawyers don’t make plumbing calls, unless he owns the tin shack and is giving Gunt a “deal” on it. Lol.
Maybe there is one mano has a general understanding of the law and navigating the local system for Gunt, but recall HST wrote a lot of his stories with his Latin American BF & lawyer “Dr. Gonzo” by his side.
This alone makes me disbelieve Ralph’s “lawyer” character and seems more likely to be him sadly appropriating another man’s identity, again. The “lawyer” is just an amalgamation of every Mexican he has to pay to be an adult man for him in Mexico. Ralph has no identity of his own so he just tries to poorly imitate various men he sees on the TV or movies (he doesn’t read).
Ralph’s total lack of identity and desperate need, and repeated hilarious failure, to cling to any “cool masculine” identity alone makes him a real treasure as a lolcow.
@Balldo's Gate Thank you very much for that very informative and well-explained piece. I'm actually gonna pass that around the KVAF and a few other groups as a caution on how someone can be geolocated. It goes to show that even just cordoning off a photographed/streaming area isn't enough by itself, you also need opaque curtains/walls on all sides of your 'booth'.
Ralph calls him a lawyer but he sounds more like a local tard wrangler that helps retarded gringos. A on-call guy who speaks Spanish/English and navigates basic adult living skills for elderly snow birds and retards like Ralph for some pesos. Or most likely he’s just calls every non-food service worker in Mexico he interacts with “his lawyer”. Lawyers don’t make plumbing calls, unless he owns the tin shack and is giving Gunt a “deal” on it. Lol.
Maybe there is one mano has a general understanding of the law and navigating the local system for Gunt, but recall HST wrote a lot of his stories with his Latin American BF & lawyer “Dr. Gonzo” by his side.
This alone makes me disbelieve Ralph’s “lawyer” character and seems more likely to be him sadly appropriating another man’s identity, again. The “lawyer” is just an amalgamation of every Mexican he has to pay to be an adult man for him in Mexico. Ralph has no identity of his own so he just tries to poorly imitate various men he sees on the TV or movies (he doesn’t read).
Ralph’s total lack of identity and desperate need, and repeated hilarious failure, to cling to any “cool masculine” identity alone makes him a real treasure as a lolcow.
I suspect it's something much simpler, like he saw the litigation fund and all the buzz and talk about lawsuits on the farms and just wants to utter the words "my lawyer" to feel like he's a big boy too.
@Balldo's Gate Thank you very much for that very informative and well-explained piece. I'm actually gonna pass that around the KVAF and a few other groups as a caution on how someone can be geolocated. It goes to show that even just cordoning off a photographed/streaming area isn't enough by itself, you also need opaque curtains/walls on all sides of your 'booth'.
The dollar sign $ is actually the Spanish peso sign, or Piece of Eight, minted in the spanish colonies, the same symbol was basically organically adopted into common usage across the americas, including the US, and was kept in use when the dollar was adopted.
With an approximate location gathered all that's needed now is for a Mexican ayylawg to drive around looking for the Rojo beast parked in front. Hell, certain American parties may even be willing to pay some dinero for the information.
Mobil fag at the moment and cannot clip, but Ethan just said he frequently goes to a sushi place called Godzilla. He said it was across town, but we know he barely leaves a two block radius.
Mobil fag at the moment and cannot clip, but Ethan just said he frequently goes to a sushi place called Godzilla. He said it was across town, but we know he barely leaves a two block radius.
I'm assuming he meant Gojira since thats the only thing that comes up, there are only two gojira sushi places in merida:
I like the top left one because it's in a very nice area, and Ralph always touts how safe he is in his Lawyers neighborhood. After all, he has stated countless times he lives behind his lawyers to some extent. Speaking of Lawyers, here's a conveniently close legal consulting agency 4 minutes away by car from Gojiras:
Av 59 x 94 y 96 local 6 Plaza 59, Fraccionamiento Las Américas, 97302 Mérida, Yuc., Mexico
C. 51-C 809, Fraccionamiento Las Américas 2, 97302 Mérida, Yuc., Mexico
All the reviews are in English, so i'm assuming that the lawyer speaks English well.
This one conveniently has a strip of properties right behind it that are potentially rentals:
Another reason I really like this property is that, a couple houses down... could it be?!: The Legendary Torta Man?!?! Only 4 houses down from his?!
C. 51-C 809, Fraccionamiento Las Américas 2, 97302 Mérida, Yuc., Mexico
This could all just be a coincidence though, so I encourage fellow Kiwis to look around as well.
MAJOR EDIT: I found where Ralph mentions Gojira on the latest Killstream, here it is in full:
basically, Ralph states he currently eats at a restaurant that was close by but is now "across town", it had a "giant fucking mural" of Godzilla.
The second sushi place has a gigantic poster with godzilla on it verses the small chudded version that I gravitated too:
C. 136 115, Los Héroes, 97306 Mérida, Yuc., Mexico
Does this mean that he now currently eats at #1 and used to live near #2? Does he still only patronize #2? was my indication of it being #1 left me completely felted? You Just Never Know Whats Gonna Happen Next on the Bounty Hunt.
Ralph revealed yesterday that he has a second property in the United States that only he knows about:
My take is that he's telling a half truth (if you can even call it that) and talking about one of his grand strategies where he waits for his Uncle to die and steals his property. He does however, seem pretty serious about having some stake in the unknown property right now considering he's hyping up picking his mother's ashes up and burying them in his backyard to evade taxes in the near future. See more from this episode here.
I liked the cope about burying his mom with stones and shrubs around, as if he's just been waiting for the opportunity to do something nice. Nope shes been in some mongoloid's goon shed acting as a litter box for rats and he only cares now in order to try to evade taxes.
I liked the cope about burying his mom with stones and shrubs around, as if he's just been waiting for the opportunity to do something nice. Nope shes been in some mongoloid's goon shed acting as a litter box for rats and he only cares now in order to try to evade taxes.
Only 4 houses down from his?!
