🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Dude Snakes]

There should be a "I don't support either Lucas or Ralph" poll option.

 

[Rage Pig]

Look at him obviously faking a donation, what a disaster.

 

[Truly Rural]

He just felt the need to stretch his pig legs but needed an excuse to do it.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

It cracks me up every time just how much of a faggot he looks like in those sunglasses.

Here’s some more from the extensive Ralphamale Collection. It’s hard to narrow it down but here’s my top three for faggiest sunglasses.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Holy shit Ralph do something interesting, there's barely any activity in the sub-forum, your donations are drying up faster and faster every day. No wife, no child, all alone in a Mexican vacation rental, What happened to the Ralphamale?

 

[break these cuffs]

Holy shit Ralph do something interesting, there's barely any activity in the sub-forum, your donations are drying up faster and faster every day. No wife, no child, all alone in a Mexican vacation rental, What happened to the Ralphamale?

He's too busy beating Vickers in court. I have no idea why he isn't monetizing it. Someone needs to drop the court docs on what's going on as Ralph is being vague and Matt is too fucking stupid to understand it.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

There was speculation back in the day that Meigh was the chief a-hawg. The only time I really saw this on stream was the infamous, "Where's the money, Ralph?" restaurant incident. But given how quiet things have been since she bolted the stable, I am wondering just how toxic their relationship was, and how true the speculation of her being a-log-in-chief was.

 

[Fornicario]

He's too busy beating Vickers in court. I have no idea why he isn't monetizing it. Someone needs to drop the court docs on what's going on as Ralph is being vague and Matt is too fucking stupid to understand it.

I think Vickers is crying in the corner and Ralph is waking up from his celebratory bender to figure out exactly what he "won"

EDIT: Fucking Janoy Cresva and his Zen of Tard
"Sometimes the other guy doesn't show up and you win"

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Here’s some more from the extensive Ralphamale Collection. It’s hard to narrow it down but here’s my top three for faggiest sunglasses.
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To be fair to the glasses in the middle image, I think his hair is making every part of him look significantly faggier.

 

[Luke gama]

Ralph is so boring now I'd genuinely donate if the money when straight to his mexican cocaine dealer and triggered a delivery.

Both his fan and alogs could play see if Ralph heart explodes before he reaches his goal.

His ego really didn't allow him to see that he needed his orbiters to bring life to the show but he humiliated and chased them all alway.


He was making a good living with his "friends" doing all the work but treating them with basic human respect was too much.

I wonder if at any point he'll realise how many people he's wronged.

 

[Rage Pig]

Workin' in a stream mine
Goin' on down, down
Workin' in a stream mine
Oops, about to slip down

'Cause I make so little money
Bein' boring and fat
When Saturday rolls around
I'm ready for the rope around my neck



Goal: $275
Status: missed

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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There was speculation back in the day that Meigh was the chief a-hawg. The only time I really saw this on stream was the infamous, "Where's the money, Ralph?" restaurant incident. But given how quiet things have been since she bolted the stable, I am wondering just how toxic their relationship was, and how true the speculation of her being a-log-in-chief was.

May trying to get Ralph to support a family, and fail miserably at being a husband and father, was about the highest level alogging imaginable. Gunt trying to be the head of household was like a fish trying to ride a motorcycle.

I mean who but a scheming alog would make a father and husband out of a 34 year old, obese alcoholic, never-employed dirtbag living with his momma? May might as well have encouraged him to pursue a career as a stripper in Vegas or a Broadway dancer while she was at it. Ralph had a better chance of success being a stripper than he did at being a stable husband and father.

Also, having a woman around helps keep Ralphamale drinking, drugging, suspicious and scheming. His motivation and energy is depleted without a disloyal whore around. He needs a woman IRL and close at hand to keep his rage pig engine firing on all cylinders.

 

[Um...]

Workin' in a stream mine
Goin' on down, down
Workin' in a stream mine
Oops, about to slip down

'Cause I make so little money
Bein' boring and fat
When Saturday rolls around
I'm ready for the rope around my neck

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Goal: $275
Status: missed

Live viewers stayed in the 200s-300s, breaking to 420 very briefly. Apparently watching a fat guy watching videos is not drawing big crowds. Poor Walph.

 

[Hypervitaminosis]

I recently skimmed through his recent streams, you can easily jump forwards by like 10-20 min and go through 3-4 hours without catching him talking once.
This is no longer a show, it's a news clip reel with occasional Juju-esque forced laughter. If he continues to be this boring he'll be a faded memory in no time.

 

[RAT Team Six]

I regret naming my account after this boring faggot. BRING BACK THE XANNIES AND BOOZE, RALPH!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

His motivation and energy is depleted without a disloyal whore around. He needs a woman IRL and close at hand to keep his rage pig engine firing on all cylinders.

Ralph is a punisher. We all know the type: No matter what is going on in his life, he needs someone on whom to focus his fury. That’s why as soon as Meigh fled, he finally turned on his former AF pals. But for punishers, there’s no substitute for having someone in close physical proximity who they can torture any time of day or night.

You can be sure he’s working overtime to recruit another dipshit ugly cunt to join him in Casa Baby Diarrhea. What are the odds he picks another pedophile like Amanda Morris?

 

[GuntPatrol]

I regret naming my account after this boring faggot.

Same. I fired up the VOD of his most recent stream for the first time in weeks, and I skipped around a bit. A little after the two hour mark, Dingo starts giving Ralph the hard sell on some crypto scam. Some of his more reasonable callers try to talk him out of it, but Ralph says he needs money fast and is considering sinking $10k into it. Ralph losing what meager savings he has left on a crypto scam might be an interesting arc. Something has to happen to begin the next phase of the Ralphacycle. This shit is unwatchable atm.

 

[Um...]

Same. I fired up the VOD of his most recent stream for the first time in weeks, and I skipped around a bit. A little after the two hour mark, Dingo starts giving Ralph the hard sell on some crypto scam. Some of his more reasonable callers try to talk him out of it, but Ralph says he needs money fast and is considering sinking $10k into it.

This is apparently why he needs some money fast
https://x.com/afstreamwatch/status/1707100266938450143?s=61&t=GbndvWzgET1DFrYfBJRZLA

Also the “mountain of bullshit” he was bitching about in last night’s stream. He thought he could squirm out of his child support payments but found out he can’t.

Bummer.

 

[Elmo]

He thought he could squirm out of his child support payments but found out he can’t.

Bummer.

This makes me think that he may be considering moving countries again if he can't strike some kind of deal but who knows how long this is going to drag on for.

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

This is apparently why he needs some money fast
https://x.com/afstreamwatch/status/1707100266938450143?s=61&t=GbndvWzgET1DFrYfBJRZLA
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Also the “mountain of bullshit” he was bitching about in last night’s stream. He thought he could squirm out of his child support payments but found out he can’t.

Bummer.

BISH, I'd like to see you TRY to collect from my SOUTH AFRICAN ESTATE protected by the SUIDLANDERS