🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Beavis]

Didn’t Ralph claim to have 50 grand saved? He wouldn’t lie about that would be?

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

Didn’t Ralph claim to have 50 grand saved? He wouldn’t lie about that would be?

He had a nice chunk of change saved from when the Killstream was at its peak but in the last few years he's all but blown through that.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

You can be sure he’s working overtime to recruit another dipshit ugly cunt to join him in Casa Baby Diarrhea. What are the odds he picks another pedophile like Amanda Morris?

“Picks” is optimistic. Eventually cons one with a passport into going to the airport to pick up the ticket to Mexico he bought would be more accurate. He would probably pick them up too, unlike May and his infant daughter.

I have a hope that some IP2 adjacent meth whore has been grifting Gunt for Amazon wish list items the last few months. Suddenly shit hits the fan with her meth dealer or pimp and her exit plan is to proclaim how much she wants gunted for a free ticket to Mexico and will milk Gunt out of his few remaining pesos and Xanax

Same. I fired up the VOD of his most recent stream for the first time in weeks, and I skipped around a bit. A little after the two hour mark, Dingo starts giving Ralph the hard sell on some crypto scam. Some of his more reasonable callers try to talk him out of it, but Ralph says he needs money fast and is considering sinking $10k into it. Ralph losing what meager savings he has left on a crypto scam might be an interesting arc. Something has to happen to begin the next phase of the Ralphacycle. This shit is unwatchable atm.

LMAO at Ralph claiming he has $10k to sink into anything.

Maybe Dingo has him convinced that if they pretend to $10k invest in some crypto scam the scammers will give them some of that worthless crypto for their hype.

Ralph can’t even afford his miserly $800 a month CSP for one kid, nevermind the other, on top of 3rd world rental.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

I have a hope that some IP2 adjacent meth whore has been grifting Gunt for Amazon wish list items the last few months. Suddenly shit hits the fan with her meth dealer or pimp and her exit plan is to proclaim how much she wants gunted for a free ticket to Mexico and will milk Gunt out of his few remaining pesos and Xanax

A definite possibility. Remember that Gunt suggested to Meigh that they might go IP2. She wouldn’t even consider it and a few weeks later she was gone. So the idea is there in Gunt’s tiny little mind. I can just picture it now, him riding to the WalMart in the ‘lac with Necky and Blade so they can get kicked out again, vomiting Goldschlager all over himself on-stream. Maybe Chicken Andy will beat the shit out of him and Andy Dick will molest him? Maybe him and Baked will get the Band back together and buy an RV? The possibilities are endless?

 

[Beavis]

Looks like Ralph has lowered his dono goal again to $250. This pic is four hours in.

 

[Rage Pig]

Looks like Ralph has lowered his dono goal again to $250. This pic is four hours in.

Finished with $153 and announced that he's going back to the 6th hour transformer fund tomorrow. I'm sure that will force the paypigs to shower him with money.

 

[Hypervitaminosis]

I'm sure that will force the paypigs to shower him with money.

An extra hour or two of silent self-resentment? Who could resist? It's a bargain, really.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Finished with $153 and announced that he's going back to the 6th hour transformer fund tomorrow. I'm sure that will force the paypigs to shower him with money.

No luck scammin' them paypigs, then?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

This makes me think that he may be considering moving countries again if he can't strike some kind of deal but who knows how long this is going to drag on for.

At least it would be interesting.

 

[Rage Pig]

July 28th 2022

Really great idea to leave cozy.tv and piss off all the groyper retards. With his boring stream on rumble he will never attract a single new paypig. Living in a shithole country will allow him to exist a few years longer, but it's all downhill from here.

 

[Elmo]

July 28th 2022
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Really great idea to leave cozy.tv and piss off all the groyper retards. With his boring stream on rumble he will never attract a single new paypig. Living in a shithole country will allow him to exist a few years longer, but it's all downhill from here.

"Casino Broke" oof. How quickly things can change in a year.

 

[Research Purposes Mostly]

He's been tough to watch, and not just because discount Flamenco has been shitting up the co-host chair.
There are times where good ol' Ralphacontent rears its snout, but they're offset by the cringey attempts to mimic his old ways. Like when someone sends a song and he hollers "GIT UP! GIT UP, FAT BOY!" while shuffling around awkwardly.

Stop faking it, Ralph, it doesn't work. You're a terrible actor.
Start. Doing. Coke.

 

[Um...]

Finished with $153 and announced that he's going back to the 6th hour transformer fund tomorrow. I'm sure that will force the paypigs to shower him with money.

Can someone please explain to me what the hell ‘6th hour transformer fund’ even means?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Can someone please explain to me what the hell ‘6th hour transformer fund’ even means?

It means if you pay Ralph enough money to sit there quietly and occasionally say things for 5 hours you’ll unlocked another hour that same quality content

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

It means if you pay Ralph enough money to sit there quietly and occasionally say things for 5 hours you’ll unlocked another hour that same quality content

Which is funny because if he hits the goal he promptly ends the stream after the 6th hour, but if he doesn't then he will he just go for 8 hours

 

[not william stenchever]

The sektur is dying

 

[Truly Rural]

Ralph doesn't drink because he doesn't have a whorse maid to clean up his drunkenly spilt piss.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

The sektur is dying

Cheer up, chum. The Gunt Cycle continues on abated; the only thing reliable about Ralph is how often he destroys himself. I give it a few weeks before his busy days off (i.e. his bender days) finally bleed back into his show schedule.

 

[hawkisnight]

The sektur is dying

True. Sektur seems deader than ever. Rekieta has been kinda funny but nothing really happened outside of him getting drunk. Hopefully someone new enters the stage to steer shit up.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

He's been tough to watch, and not just because discount Flamenco has been shitting up the co-host chair.

Wait, who is the new cohost? Don't tell me the gay Iranian hairdresser actually took up Gator's old broom for real. Pathetic.

Maybe Dingo

Zero self respect, after all the shit with his wife, family, etc. And he is still hanging around Ralph. Even a schizo like Randbot had more self respect. For fucks sake, even Gator had more spine and managed to stay away and not come back to try to, what? Get viewers for some show nobody even knows exists? Again, pathetic.