🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Bryan Done said:
It's much more fun to point out reality to those so hellbent on denying it than it is to cringe post about Gunt.

You're one of the people who has been writing his obit for 4 years. It still hasn't happened. Wake me up when it does. He will likely outlast 90% or more of the cows on this site, as has been proven time and again. You are the one invested in Ralph, not me. I'm invested in idiots like yourself who actually help keep him afloat but don't even realize it.
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Are you trolling or is Gunt paying you to post this shit? Ralph is a pathological liar and he knows that when he doesn't reach the donation goal the alogs get a W. Put two and two together retard. As for him outlasting "90% of cows on this site" Cog a literal nobody has a more active thread then the top Ralph ones right now. He's already fading into obscurity. His show has been too boring for alogs to even bother clipping for some time now.
 
I just find it hard to believe that 300 - 500 weirdos can all stretch their SSI checks to give Ralph money on such a regular basis. I suppose I could always be wrong but if Ralph was raking in money hand over fist you'd think he'd seem just a little bit happier on stream. The important thing to remember is that he's fucking boring and no one can deny that.
 
Bryan Done said:
I'm invested in idiots like yourself who actually help keep him afloat but don't even realize it.
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I'm really interested in what you mean by this.

Does Ralph receive some kind of commission based on the number of Kiwi Farms posts there are about him?

And in case you're planning on going the whole "generating controversy gets more people watching him which he converts into donations" I'll point out that Ralph's controversy is currently getting him chased from janky off-brand streaming platform to even jankier off-brand streaming platform.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Are you trolling or is Gunt paying you to post this shit? Ralph is a pathological liar and he knows that when he doesn't reach the donation goal the alogs get a W. Put two and two together retard. As for him outlasting "90% of cows on this site" Cog a literal nobody has a more active thread then the top Ralph ones right now. He's already fading into obscurity. His show has been too boring for alogs to even bother clipping for some time now.
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Cog has a "more active thread" because Ralph doxed him and his wife, his other brother is burning him down, and various other reasons.

Ralph has been sober (at least on air) for 6 weeks. He's gotten many guests people like you said he never would again, and he's not fucking up. It could all change tomorrow, but those are the facts as they stand tonight. Alogs not clipping him doesn't matter. There's no alog material to clip. All that matters to Gunt is money, and he's getting it.

Oh, and if he knows missing the goal is an alog win, how do you explain all the times he failed to hit it? It doesn't make logical sense. You are invested instead of observing.
 
Bryan Done said:
He's gotten many guests people like you said he never would again
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Has he? I don't know of any other than Sean that lawyer guy, because that's all that's been clipped. I'm sure he's getting tons of interviews and is pulling in over $500 a night from his glacial chat though. I'm just saying I don't think it happened, it would probably be funnier if it was real because it would just mean he had a couple more paypigs to burn in a couple months.
 
I got vacation coming up in a few weeks. If this is still going on, I'll waste a day and watch The Guntstream and document who all is donating and how much.
 
Bryan Done said:
It's much more fun to point out reality to those so hellbent on denying it than it is to cringe post about Gunt.

You're one of the people who has been writing his obit for 4 years. It still hasn't happened. Wake me up when it does. He will likely outlast 90% or more of the cows on this site, as has been proven time and again. You are the one invested in Ralph, not me. I'm invested in idiots like yourself who actually help keep him afloat but don't even realize it.
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You aren't fooling anyone, Analwulf.
 
Bryan Done said:
It's much more fun to point out reality to those so hellbent on denying it than it is to cringe post about Gunt.

You're one of the people who has been writing his obit for 4 years. It still hasn't happened. Wake me up when it does. He will likely outlast 90% or more of the cows on this site, as has been proven time and again. You are the one invested in Ralph, not me. I'm invested in idiots like yourself who actually help keep him afloat but don't even realize it.
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I'd like to hear your explanation for the sudden change. Until 2 weeks ago he was streaming to around 300 to 500 viewers, averaging around 100 likes and couldn't get more than $200 out of his paypigs most of the time. It was so pathetic that everyone was making fun of him sometimes streaming for 10 hours making $119.
Now he still streams to 300 to 500 viewers and gets 100 likes, but he makes $350 to $600 donations every show, 14 times in a row without exception.
Has his show become super exciting recently? Is he having e-celeb guests with a massive pull on? No, it's still the same boring shit with the occasional z-tier e-celeb guest.
So what explains him doubling or even tripling his income? Did he attract new paypigs? Have his paypigs suddenly started to donate twice or thrice as much as they used to?
 
If Ralph was making $500 per streams he would start spending it asap to show how much of a rich nigga he is but he doesn't. Ralph is broke.
I wonder if it's possible debt collectors entered his accounts and taking % of his income.
 
Ralph is making money and putting it in the bank. Ralph also lost the weight and has abs. Kiwis so utterly blown out of the water there will be mass suicides in 2 weeks.

Total Ralphamale victory

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You poor thing, caping so relentlessly for this creature
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It’s really quite hilarious. Keep up the good work, buddy.
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Imagine how many others he tried to be a groveling lackey for but ended caping for Ethan Ralph. Sad.

If Ralph has learned one thing about online parisocial behavior it’s that the most pathetic creatures will enthusiastically Gunt guard if he just responds to their private DMs and pats them on the back occasionally.
 
The Ralph / guntguard win scenario is as long as he doesn't kill himself or end his show, he wins. There's literally no other qualifier.

His biggest recent guest was Styxhexenhammer666, a neckbeard libertarian neopagan who had his hayday almost ten years ago during the Trump admin. Everybody he books are a bunch of irrelevant has-beens, and when he does get a get, nobody cares, because it's Ethan Oliver Ralph, the fatso wife abusing child neglecting expatriated sex offender felon who streams for ten hours a day and makes the equivalent of a McDonalds drive-thru cashier. Actually maybe he should move to California, the minimum wage for fast food workers is going up and there's already a shit-load of Mexican criminals there.

The biggest W for Ralph that can be mustered being "well he hasn't been pilled out of his mind or ratassed drunk recently (on stream)" isn't a mic drop epic burn, it's just a reality check on how low the bar is now.
 
If Ralph is making fake dono's to himself, are Stripe able to get their hands on it to have the loans paid back, or are the dono's conveniently coming in on an app that Stripe can't touch?
 
SargonF00t said:
If Ralph is making fake dono's to himself, are Stripe able to get their hands on it to have the loans paid back, or are the dono's conveniently coming in on an app that Stripe can't touch?
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Powerchat lets you send yourself test donations from its dashboard which can also be used to fake donations while live.
 
If Ralph is faking donations that would be funny because he has sunk so low. If he’s not faking his donations that would also be funny because sad pathetic losers are paying him to be a fat sad pathetic loser in Mexico with only torta man and his lawyer to keep him company.
 
I hope his donations are real. If he truly is making that much, we are due for a new arc. Once he gets his bills under control his inner nigger will take over. He will either take a trip to the states to harass his kids, rent another latinx thot, move to another country, or (my personal favorite) bless us with another European vacation. Either of these will end in the most hilarious way possible and will be capped with a month long relapse. There is no possible way he can squirrel away 3k+ and not burn it on stupid shit, even BMJ bought some gold and silver. Ethan does not grasp the concept of appreciating assets, he will forever be living month to month at the whim of his paypigs.
 
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