🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Ralph would claim that's a W. I haven't been following the Ralphaverse much lately (hence why I'm responding to a 3-week-old comment), but one of my favorite Ralphisms is when he talks about how much better Mexico is than the US... as if living there is a baller move, and not something he did because he's a coward who's running from his self-inflicted financial woes.

"My door dash order should get here soon... you know what I saw the other day? They have pizza-flavored Doritos here. I never seen that in America. You know what else they have? They got regular Hellmann's mayonnaise, but you can also get it with lime mixed in. Man, Mexico is fucking awesome. People living in the US are suckers," he says as his plumber-lawyer climbs onto the roof to fix the plastic cistern that holds his undrinkable water, and before responding to a comment where he feigns ignorance of cartel activity: "Yeah, I don't know anything about that. People claim certain organizations are responsible for the violence in Mexico, but for all I know it's just a US-Israeli PsyOp. I'm not going to comment on it."
“I GET MY TORTAS OVER AT THE SAME PLACE I GET THE RALPHATRUCK FIXED! YOU AYLAWGS CANT GET SERVICE LIKE THAT IN AMERICA, CAN YOU?! ONLY THE FINEST FIVE STAR TOR-TUHS SEASONED WITH ROYAL PURPLE MOTOR OIL WILL EVER SATISFY THE RALPHAPPETITE!”
 
New sober Gunt content just dropped.
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Only a fat worthless pilled up pig would consider not being a useless drunk an achievement that's brag worthy. How utterly pathetic, all squeal and no holler. The Ralphamale more like Ralphatfaggot.
 
Ralph is right his supporters are dumb fucks and losers. However, I find Ralph’s claims he’ll stab someone with a knife when he’s been on video throwing himself to the ground or screaming “Arrest him! Arrest him!” the second anyone does anything.

Whatever happened to that guy who punched Ralph at the bowling tournament anyway
 
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