🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[REGENDarySumanai]

Btw overdosing on Xanax isn't really a thing. May have took too many while drinking and wound up in the hospital or Mexican jail and not remember.

He really does choose the worst things to be addicted to.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I just want to say I’m disappointed in you all for thinking Ralph was dead because of some random twitter post saying it. That’s why I always make sure to get my news directly from the source instead of random people

 

[Tofu Dust]

You know what they say: if it's too good to be true, it probably isn't.

 

[Near]

I guess faking death while dodging getting served is on a cooldown too in the Ralphamale book of martial arts.

We would be so owned if you challenged one of your headmates to a fight and then no-showed, Ralph.

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

Ralph will become a centenarian through the power of spite and drugs. You cannot stop the rage pig.

 

[AnOminous]

His movie hero HST made a career by writing about his escapades, he wasn’t required to be an on-air personality and was entirely unsuitable to be one.

He actually made a good amount of money at the tail end of his career when his writing ability had more or less dried up from the booze and drugs from doing speaking tours. He could definitely satisfy an audience who had come to see him in his persona. I have a feeling he wouldn't have been good at maintaining a regular schedule, but otherwise, he had a good deal of in-person charisma.

Searched his name on Twitter.

Xanax overdose? How low effort. Couldn't even come up with something plausible? You don't die of a Xanax overdose. Well, not often enough to worry about it even for a massive abuser like Ralph. Combos, definitely. Or even more often, dying of something absolutely idiotic you did because it completely wrecks executive functioning.

All the federales say, they could have had him any day. They only let him slip away... out of kindness, I suppose.

Based Townesposter.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Ethan Ralph dying right now would be a mercy. He needs to live another few years until he becomes homeless in Mexico. Or Guatemala, whichever one he thinks is cheaper to live while being homeless

 

[Autistic Integrity]

Gunt dying wouldn't be as entertaining as him living though

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

He actually made a good amount of money at the tail end of his career when his writing ability had more or less dried up from the booze and drugs from doing speaking tours. He could definitely satisfy an audience who had come to see him in his persona. I have a feeling he wouldn't have been good at maintaining a regular schedule, but otherwise, he had a good deal of in-person charisma.

The only Ralph public speaking I’ve seen video of was when he went to some protest event Sisco was coattail riding. Ralph was a rambling idiot and talked about his dead mama and the blaming the gummit for not visiting her. I think the rally he was “speaking” at had something to do with schools and kids so his speech wasn’t even related to the protest he was at.

I need to see some pictorial audio ebadence of this charismatic public speaking ability you refer to. Obviously Nick Fuentes wasn’t a believer in Ralph’s skills with a mic in front IRL audience, which is a shame.

 

[AnOminous]

I need to see some pictorial audio ebadence of this charismatic public speaking ability you refer to.

I'm just speaking from personal experience. And there's definitely a possibility the kind of audience who would show up for this kind of thing were automatically predisposed to treat HST as a rockstar no matter what he did.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I'm just speaking from personal experience. And there's definitely a possibility the kind of audience who would show up for this kind of thing were automatically predisposed to treat HST as a rockstar no matter what he did.

Oh sorry I thought you were talking about Ralph.

I’m sure HST was definitely had charisma and was a draw in person to his fan base, he just didn’t have the tv announcer / “be excited” hype personality that seems to be favored for broadcast. He wouldn’t ever fake enthusiasm.

He was definitely a draw to all the many people who dreamed about having a drink with him. He work best in an intimate setting with a small audience. This why even years ago Conan O’Brian went took his production team to HST’s home to interview him and hang out, as opposed to making HST due the talk show guest on the couch schtick.

 

[Autistic Integrity]

Oh sorry I thought you were talking about Ralph.

I’m sure HST was definitely had charisma and was a draw in person to his fan base, he just didn’t have the tv announcer / “be excited” hype personality that seems to be favored for broadcast. He wouldn’t ever fake enthusiasm.

He was definitely a draw to all the many people who dreamed about having a drink with him. He work best in an intimate setting with a small audience. This why even years ago Conan O’Brian went took his production team to HST’s home to interview him and hang out, as opposed to making HST due the talk show guest on the couch schtick.

I thought Hunter would record crazy off the top of his head monologues?
Also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRJ-bJTeb1s

 

[GuntPatrol]

This why even years ago Conan O’Brian went took his production team to HST’s home to interview him and hang out, as opposed to making HST due the talk show guest on the couch schtick.

I remember watching this when I was a kid. HST had Conan shoot his various machine guns with him. I believe he had an M60, M16, and an MP5 SMG. It was one of the coolest things Conan ever did.

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

So I can jerk off on his grave?

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Ralph will become a centenarian through the power of spite and drugs. You cannot stop the rage pig.

Time is relative and Ralph has somehow managed to become a centenarian in only forty years. I'm no physicist but it's probably related to him being a very dense object.

So I can jerk off on his grave?

Nick Rekieta says it's fine.

 

[AltisticRight]

Didnt see anyone post this yet. Cedit to Interist on X. Gunt confirms he gunted Corrine Forever.
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How disgusting and desperate. I bet he sucked the colloidal silver out of her haunted slit as well.

Btw overdosing on Xanax isn't really a thing. May have took too many while drinking and wound up in the hospital or Mexican jail and not remember.

He'll prove that it's a thing.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

When Ralph finally does kick the bucket it'll be big news, here, for like a day. Then he'll be gone and slowly forgotten. What little memory of him that remains will be through obscure references that less and less people will understand. One day, POTUS may be tweeting out ITS NAWT TRU! and not even understand the origin of the meme. That's how you'll be remembered Ethan, as a fucking joke.

 

[Mynameisdark]

Ralph bragging about fucking Corinne like he's worried he'll get in trouble. Using needless innuendo and euphemisms all the while fighting a bashful grin. Corrine was fodder for tons of jokes and Ralph acted as though she was beneath him. Come to find out he was very eager for her to be on top.

 

[AnOminous]

I remember watching this when I was a kid. HST had Conan shoot his various machine guns with him. I believe he had an M60, M16, and an MP5 SMG. It was one of the coolest things Conan ever did.

Everyone interviewing Hunter wanted to see him shoot his guns or otherwise act crazy, and you can't really do that in a studio.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

So I can jerk off on his grave?

Ralph's not going to get a grave. Best he can hope for is a roadside dumping.

I'm not sure what SOP is in Mexico for dead Americans with no next of kin (who care about them), but likely it's cremation and dumped in a pauper's hole, at best. I'm still thinking Ralph dies to the cartel, in which case they'l either feed to pigs or just dump the bloated corpse alongside the road. Gringos will know better than to talk shit to the merchandise from Ralph's bloated example of a corpse.