🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Can he survive sober? He lives in a slum, cant do physical activities, dont have any friends or family, no skills or hobbies... if he is not punch out drunk and pilled during most of the day, what the fuck would he be doing?
 
Desktop User2 said:
Can he survive sober? He lives in a slum, cant do physical activities, dont have any friends or family, no skills or hobbies... if he is not punch out drunk and pilled during most of the day, what the fuck would he be doing?
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It's a fun thought experiment / nightmare to have. You wake up tomorrow as Ethan Ralph, what do you do? You cannot kermit sewerslide, that's out.
 
People with friends, family, church and money have extreme difficultly quitting booze. Ralph has none of those things, combined with many other problems such as debt, lawsuits, warrants, disabilities and other addictions.

What ralph lacks most of all, though, is self-control.

So, anyway, not happening.

The kasino has been talking about how ralph should just suck it up and be a drunk clown for everyones entertainment since he makes more money doing so. This is likely him just trying to 'own' the alogs by becoming a bore again.
 
DSP for president 2032 said:
It's a fun thought experiment / nightmare to have. You wake up tomorrow as Ethan Ralph, what do you do? You cannot kermit sewerslide, that's out.
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Honestly, I think I'd try to have fun with it. Start fights with people, get drunk and do wacky shit on camera, take live calls while screaming at people, get drunk as fuck every day. I'd be the Ralphamale the people want!
 
Boss Hawg said:
If Ralph wants to be and stay sober, he NEEDS to quit the Internet and make a new life free from a history of use. He needs to move somewhere new and get a regular job. He needs to make to new personal connections. He WILL NOT be able to turn a new leaf if he stays in an environment that he used heavily in. I wish Ralph the best and hope he can become someone again.
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Ralph has lost a significant amount of brain matter by now, even if he would get sober now he would not be able to hold down something else than a minimum wage job
 
Desktop User2 said:
Can he survive sober? He lives in a slum, cant do physical activities, dont have any friends or family, no skills or hobbies... if he is not punch out drunk and pilled during most of the day, what the fuck would he be doing?
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he will likely make friends in AA. they all bond over the fact that they suck too much at life to do anything fun.
 
Jacknife said:
Ralph has lost a significant amount of brain matter by now, even if he would get sober now he would not be able to hold down something else than a minimum wage job
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His recalcitrance is at an insane level. He cannot have a boss. He simply cannot deal with anyone telling him what to do unless they are a fictional physical therapist that is super interested in gonzo journalism.
 
He managed to keep up the sober facade for a few months when he got his AA chip the first time. Problem is, sober piggy is incredibly boring, say goodbye to 500+ viewers. I assume that he'll be able to play the sober kabuki for a few months again, never underestimate the amount of spite in this little man, he needs this W over the alogs.
I wish you a merry Christmas Gunt, alone in your tin shack, warrant outstanding and just a little dose of xannies to keep the pain away, can't appear live on air completely wasted or you scare the last paypigs away.
 
I'm reminded of the Simpsons joke where Homer goes to AA. Anything over 12 steps isn't worth taking.
DSP for president 2032 said:
It's a fun thought experiment / nightmare to have. You wake up tomorrow as Ethan Ralph, what do you do? You cannot kermit sewerslide, that's out.
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I'm gonna go fucking beat the shit out of a cancer patient and claim his driveway as my own.
 
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I've been watching some MATI archives for background noise recently. Came to the clip of The Gunt threatening to sue Elijah Schaffer. It's just so insane to hear him then, compared to how incoherent he has become.
You can hear the slurring of his words obviously, but compared to something more recent, like the chair clip it's crazy. The man is at a state in which he has to pause every two words just to get his dribbings out.

Even then, this chair clip is ironically one of his more coherent days.
 
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I remember being on air with
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almost a year ago to the day. I had been sober for some months previously but I had slipped...without it being public yet. He started asking me if I was going to AA meetings like I had been before. I bs'd him and said yea, I'm hitting some Zoom meetings, etc. "Do you have a sponsor?" he said. "Nah, but I'm about to get one. Everything is going well." Tacos was nice enough not to fully pull my card on air, but he could smell the lies like you can smell the alcohol on a drunk. There is maybe 1% of people, if that, who can just quit long term dependence on alcohol and/or drugs without AA. There are always folks looking for the cheap way out, or some fad, or I'll only drink on weekends, or whatever. They don't really want to quit, is the problem! Alcohol can be great, and old habits are hard to break. The good news is you don't have to do it alone. AA, and other programs along with it, are there to help you. Getting a sponsor, hopefully tonight, will be my number one goal. I skipped that last time, as I mentioned, because I wasn't being serious with myself. The addict always wants to lie to themselves more than anyone else. The lies to others are just a byproduct of the lies to yourself. I thank all the supporters, viewers, colleagues, and friends who have stuck by me, even when I have not made it easy. You have kept me alive, and I want to make you proud. I want to make myself proud. I'll be back tomorrow. ER
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I give it eleven minutes.
 
parsnip said:
Why does he have a breathalyzer?
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Not sure if you're trolling or a newfag but the actual answer is to pretend he's sober when he's so fucked up he's talking to imaginary people and fighting with TTS.
Sketchy Minecraft Mod said:
Methinks there's another motivation behind this. I don't believe Ralph would voluntarily sober up.
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It's because some of his biggest paypigs bail when he's making a (drunken+high) clown out of himself.
 
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