🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Razz]

Josh is just stupid for not sponsoring bets every time the ragepig claims he is going sober.

 

[Salade Nicoise]

I've been watching some MATI archives for background noise recently. Came to the clip of The Gunt threatening to sue Elijah Schaffer. It's just so insane to hear him then, compared to how incoherent he has become.

You want a real mind fuck, go back and listen to something like the Boulder stream. Ralph admits he was blasted during it, but the motherfucker sounds straight up erudite in comparison. I remember making a similar comment to yours a couple of years ago, it was bad enough then... the deterioration during the Mexico arc is other-worldly. It's amazing he's not dead.

The strongest don't do drugs campaign the US has ever run.

 

[Edward "Caesar" Sallow]

You want a real mind fuck, go back and listen to something like the Boulder stream. Ralph admits he was blasted during it, but the motherfucker sounds straight up erudite in comparison. I remember making a similar comment to yours a couple of years ago, it was bad enough then... the deterioration during the Mexico arc is other-worldly. It's amazing he's not dead.

The strongest don't do drugs campaign the US has ever run.

That is one of my favorite live stream moments of all time, god you're right I forgot how functional he sounded. How long ago was that stream anyway?

 

[Salade Nicoise]

That is one of my favorite live stream moments of all time, god you're right I forgot how functional he sounded. How long ago was that stream anyway?

End of 2018, from memory. It was wild. But again it needs pointing out: it was Zidan that made it happen, and it was Metokur that made it funny.

Ralph was merely the landlord for the shit show, leeching off of the smarter and funnier like the bloated little tick he is.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

If Ralph wants to be and stay sober, he NEEDS to quit the Internet and make a new life free from a history of use. He needs to move somewhere new and get a regular job. He needs to make to new personal connections. He WILL NOT be able to turn a new leaf if he stays in an environment that he used heavily in. I wish Ralph the best and hope he can become someone again.

Nah. Too little, too late for all that. Motherfucker is pushing 40 with no job experience, a criminal record, and a digital footprint too huge not to find with a simple google search. Say a miracle happens and he manages to muster enough willpower to get clean. He's still living in a hot shack in Mexico, having to sit in front of a webcam for eight hours a day, begging for pocket change from literal retards. He has no friends or family to confide in, and ran off the last woman willing to stomach his shitty behavior. Sober or not, he's COOKED.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Why is Ralph getting sober? Some faggot named Delicious_Tacos? Nobody cares if he drinks, in fact he's way more entertaining drunk. And not just "way more", he's boring af sober and he knows it.

Prediction: he'll be looking at his decreased viewership in the coming weeks, he'll get stressed out, use drugs and alcohol to curb the bad thoughts, lie about being sober day after day until he overindulges and he's completely blitzed doing another pillstream and he'll be forced to admit he's using again.

He's scared shitless of going back to jail. This is all a ploy to say that he was high, boohoo, that's not the real him, see how he's going to AA and trying, etc.

He doesn't want to be sober. Anyone who believes this is an honest attempt at cleaning up is getting duped by the same old ralphatactics.

 

[Um...]

Here’s the sad truth: Ethan Ralph has no one irl in the entire country where he lives OR the USA that gives a shit if he’s sober or not, or even if he lives or dies. Not a single solitary soul. He has the life he’s earned and deserves.

He’s almost 40 and the only thing he has in his life is a livestream that’s on life support, where the only time he gets views is when he’s blackout drunk. Sober he’s boring and no one cares. Again, what he deserves.

 

[AltisticRight]

Alcoholics and drug addicts getting sober and quitting requires a large support net of caring friends and family.
Ethan Ralph the piggy with quadruple titties has none of that.
Sandra and Ronnie: burning in Hell
Children: he does not care about them
Companion: paid for
Cohabitants: two cats
"Friends": the few regular shitposters in Sektur Chat making fun of him, RENT FREE
Piggytits has nothing. He will always be a slave to his pathetic vices.

Don't give me the sob story of what leads to alcoholism and drug addiction. It's fucking simple, just don't drink and don't do drugs.
The only people that have any rights to complain are the ones duped by the lying Jewish pharmacy syndicate the Saklers who fabricated tests to push their opioid painkillers. Unless it's from medical malpractice or PTSD, don't give me the shit about a breakup causing a person to be dependent on drugs and booze. I don't care about garbage street drugs being laced with fentanyl, why even do that in the first place? No one held a gun to the heads of these people and forced them to smoke Chinese/Indian fentanyl laced cocaine. Grow a fucking pair and quit bitching, or just neck, simple solution. One less alcoholic druggie is a W for humanity.
I'll take my hats.

 

[parsnip]

Not sure if you're trolling or a newfag but the actual answer is to pretend he's sober when he's so fucked up he's talking to imaginary people and fighting with TTS.

It's because some of his biggest paypigs bail when he's making a (drunken+high) clown out of himself.

I'm new to paying attention to Ralph and I didn't realize he even pretends to be sober. That's hilarious. The first time I ever watched one of his streams wasn't that long ago and he passed out while someone watching paid to play lullabies. If a breathalyzer said he was sober I'd just assume it's broken.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Josh is just stupid for not sponsoring bets every time the ragepig claims he is going sober.

If people started taking bets on Ralph breaking his sobriety, they'd show up to his shack and pour booze and xannies down his throat just so they could make their money.

 

[HackerX]

I'm new to paying attention to Ralph and I didn't realize he even pretends to be sober.

Like many lolcows, he falls into a cycle. Ralph will suffer a minor inconvenience and he'll immediately fall to his vices. After which, he'll continue to larp sobriety while clearly falling off the wagon. (My favorite was when the googly eye glasses alogged him and you could see booze in the reflection.) Eventually, he'll have a full-blown pillstream or 3, then he'll start the cycle anew.

 

[porkWellington]

Wonder how much this has to do with his visit with the Crackeitas. Now that he's officially WANTED: 6 STARS maybe he was dropped a tip on something coming up and he's trying to get himself in a good light in front of a judge early. This just feels random like he's trying to get ahead of something bad. Probably not, but it's funny to wonder that he knows something we don't.

Might just simply be him realizing if he falls asleep on stream nobody can wake him up. I'd be scared shitless if that were me.

 

[FiveStarAce]

"All i have to do is get sober, so i can drink again!"
Like the ralphamale said, he quit drinking a couple of times now, no biggy.

 

[卐ㅤㅤ]

I was scrolling through the thread pretty fast and I caught a flash of a picture that looked like something out of a horror movie, but when I scrolled back I realized it was just a picture of Ralph.

 

[repentance]

Why is Ralph getting sober?

He thinks it will help get him out of shit with the Minnesota court. He may even be right.

 

[HackerX]

He thinks it will help get him out of shit with the Minnesota court. He may even be right.

Eh, idk. Meme Copium was speculating that the reason the court going after him so hard is they believe he used a Zoom link that was sent to Aaron email. Sounds plausible and would tie a few recent events together. No idea if that's true or not, or if they published the link to Aaron's court appearance prior. If that's the case, Ralph becoming a reborn sober Christian will be ignored by the court.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Just a friendly reminder heavily abusing pills and drinking slightly less is what Ralph considers sober.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Just a friendly reminder heavily abusing pills and drinking slightly less is what Ralph considers sober.

Ralphamale fact: Pills cannot be abused if they're prescribed.

 

[Drunkensailor]

Ralphamale fact: Pills cannot be abused if they're prescribed.

And prescribed pills are useless unless activated by Modelo or makers mark.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

This is a good point. As long as he doesn't drink he'll be fine because Xanax literally has no effect on you if it's not mixed with booze.