🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[HackerX]

Does anybody want to try contacting the US embassy and see if they can verify the identity of the person who died in progreso?

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I'm kinda thinking ahead here, but I think Null should get the ashes after the cremation. Ralph would have wanted it this way, and I can't think of anyone who'd actually request them.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

I think we should set up a fund so that he can get a proper headstone.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Last known location of Ralph I analyzed with LLMs




So he was in the park near the mall in the city center. I assume if he was going to be at the beach he’d be taking photos of himself near the water to own the haters.

Nvm it’s an old photo

 

[hawkisnight]

I'm kinda thinking ahead here, but I think Null should get the ashes after the cremation. Ralph would have wanted it this way, and I can't think of anyone who'd actually request them.

Jewsh should scatter pig ashes on Jim's driveway.

 

[Delany's Donkey]

I'm kinda thinking ahead here, but I think Null should get the ashes after the cremation. Ralph would have wanted it this way, and I can't think of anyone who'd actually request them.

@Null for the love of God, if this happens please go to a farm and spread his ashes in a corn patch.

 

[Necrosan]

I was promised four pigmen of the apocalypse and I won't leave until I get them.

 

[Sir Baz the Intolerant]

This is probably nothing but @WiggerWiggler came across an article about a tourist in his 40s drowning at Progreso beach yesterday and brought it to my attention.

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While it's not enough to discount it, Ralph isn't really a tourist as he's been resident there for a good while now. But to be fair like 99% of fat white pig men in the Yucatan are going to be tourists, so assuming it is indeed the West Memphis Hog then without a solid ID they'd be safe to assume he's just another gringo tourist that drank too much.

 

[Die For Me!]

Last known location of Ralph I analyzed with LLMs

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So he was in the park near the mall in the city center. I assume if he was going to be at the beach he’d be taking photos of himself near the water to own the haters.

The picture was taken last month along with this one

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1901426966269698075

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Godwinson acting like Ralph's dead makes me more inclined to think IT'S A WERK, YOU MARKS!

 

[Javelin Bee]

This is probably nothing but @WiggerWiggler came across an article about a tourist in his 40s drowning at Progreso beach yesterday and brought it to my attention.

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So he was in the park near the mall in the city center. I assume if he was going to be at the beach he’d be taking photos of himself near the water to own the haters.

About a 40 min drive to Progreso Beach from there.

EDIT: Nevermind, just saw Die For Me! post about the pic being a month old

 

[Delany's Donkey]

if ralph is dead does this mean ralphamania 2 is off?

 

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if ralph is dead does this mean ralphamania 2 is off?

Weekend at Ralphies!

 

[BigPeanut]

I know perspic has his number, where’s this annoying faggot when he’s actually needed for once?

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

If Ralph has really gone (triple) tits up it’s the best possible scenario for Rozy/Meigh. Rozy will get social security survivors benefits which will be a hell of a lot more than Ralph has ever financially contributed in the past. Meigh & Harry will never have to worry about this bastard darkening their doorway ever again.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

He's never had a real job and I doubt he's paid taxes. So there's probably no credits in his social security for them to get any benefits from his demise.

 

[Guntkvd]

If Ralph has really gone (triple) tits up it’s the best possible scenario for Rozy/Meigh. Rozy will get social security survivors benefits which will be a hell of a lot more than Ralph has ever financially contributed in the past. Meigh & Harry will never have to worry about this bastard darkening their doorway ever again.

But 100 times lamer and gayer.

 

[Step out of the car sir]

it’s just so insane that Ralph can be MIA for a few days and he’s presumed dead, that shows the level of fucked up beyond repair his life is.

 

[Moral plague]

Ralph is fine. I consulted my magic pig-ball.

 

[free_protons4u]

If Ralph has really gone (triple) tits up it’s the best possible scenario for Rozy/Meigh. Rozy will get social security survivors benefits which will be a hell of a lot more than Ralph has ever financially contributed in the past. Meigh & Harry will never have to worry about this bastard darkening their doorway ever again.

No, they won't. Ralph's niggerisms will haunt them well into death


He's never worked a W2 job and he isn't filing taxes so it's hard to believe he would be paying estimated taxes and payroll taxes.

 

[Boiled Pizza]

But 100 times lamer and gayer.

"Ahm the bad guy?
...Naw ahm naht, but mehbeh ah should be. Does that make you mad, bish? motherFUCKER."