🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[BigPeanut]

I hope he's okay but this feels grim somehow.

I do genuinely have a weird bad feeling about this situation. I’d actually be kinda sad if he died.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I am going to put my money on this being a gay op or Ralph is just in the hospital/jail. I don't think he is allowed to die yet. Not enough suffering

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

I do genuinely have a weird bad feeling about this situation. I’d actually be kinda sad if he died.

I'd also be kind of sad if he just died by way of drowning. I thought it would be a much more embarrassing death. Like a perforated colon while getting pegged or something more befitting his station in life.

 

[not william stenchever]

A manatee mistook the gunt for a female manatee, mounted him and sadly contracted swine flu and HIV from the gunt grease.

It takes a rare cow to get mounted by a sea bull. That poor manatee, though.

 

[Truly Rural]

To the people saying Ralph wouldn't touch the water I say you are underestimating his ability to blast himself off with drugs and alcohol. If intoxicated enough he would enter the water. If he was seriously heavily drugged and incapacitated he might even think it'll "clear his head". Also, that beach is where he had "best of times" with Whorse and Rozy. People like to dehumanize Ralph because he is/was monstrous in many ways, but he is/was also a crybaby who may got sentimental on the whorse divorce anniversary and went to the beach to drink thinking he'll just drown in self pity, but ended up drowning in the water. The fact that drowned person was not identified by friend or family makes it sound Ralph like.

I hope he is just busted.

 

[Pale Empress]

That it's the anniversary of Meigh absconding lends credence that he's not dead. He probably went radio silent on purpose to emotionally manipulate anybody left who still cares.

Adolwulf said he and Ralph were texting on Friday morning before Ralph was meant to get on his plane and there hasn't been a response since. He could not have network coverage in Colombia and be using WhatsApp for communication, he could have gotten arrested at the airport or detained for problems with his passport, the possibilities are endless.

I put 0% probability on Ralph being deceased.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

The anniversary part is what's sticking out to me the most. I think he just got really blitzed and is probably still on a bender.

 

[not william stenchever]

The US Cosulate in Mexico trying to find out which dumbass gringo died through process of elimination (2025, Colorized)

 

[Delany's Donkey]

Adolwulf said he and Ralph were texting on Friday morning before Ralph was meant to get on his plane and there hasn't been a response since.

do we know when the tourist drowned and when the last time anyone heard from ralph? that would clear it up pretty quickly if he's talked to someone after the guy died.

 

[Sloppa]

It takes a rare cow to get mounted by a sea bull. That poor manatee, though.

Agreed. They are pretty and would probably be scared off my guntys horrific form.

 

[Pale Empress]

do we know when the tourist drowned and when the last time anyone heard from ralph? that would clear it up pretty quickly if he's talked to someone after the guy died.

The article says the body was found yesterday afternoon, before 3pm EST. Adolwulf said he was texting Ralph yesterday morning (no specific time), ostensibly before he boarded his flight. Ralph generally likes to be at the airport early to get drunk at the bar, it's unlikely he'd go to the beach at all that day.

There were no direct flights from Merida airport to Colombia yesterday morning, but there were several connecting flights from Mexico City airport to Colombia.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

I don't know if I trust that text Ado got. Because Ralph had a show that evening. I don't imagine he'd hype up a show he wasn't going to be around to record with someone he was into. Ado said he got a text that morning about him going to Columbia. But that doesn't mean the text was about him going to Columbia THAT morning.

 

[GrimPortents]

My money on his just being on a bender.

 

[Rattus Ebrius]

Dying while drunk, high and drowning is a Bojack reference. It might be fucking real.

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

Ralph would defiantly die off camera in some stupid freak accident caused by his own stupidity and drunkenness. He's spiteful like that and wouldn't give his detractors the satisfaction.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I'm erring on the side of caution and believing that it isn't Gunt. It's too convenient.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

I'm holding out hope he's not dead and shows back up like this with another good poo-eating, underage hooker story.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

I'm holding out hope he's not dead and shows back up like this with another good poo-eating, underage hooker story.
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we'll know something happened if "I don't know what's going on something wrong with my obs my cameras not working" is invoked.

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

Wouldn't it be ironic?

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

Piggertits potentially passing away at a beach with the sunset might unironically be poetry.

Additionally many of Ralph’s close associates from Analwulf to even his discord kitten have claimed that Ralph has been MIA from all social media platforms for the last two days. Piggertits almost always is active online, exceptions being his rehab arc.