🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Thorndyke Special]

There were no direct flights from Merida airport to Colombia

Ethan Ralph has never taken a direct flight in his entire life. That's a luxury beyond his comprehension.

Edit: for christs sakes it takes him two days and three modes of transportation to get from Mexico to LA!

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Ethan Ralph has never taken a direct flight in his entire life. That's a luxury beyond his comprehension.

Edit: for christs sakes it takes him two days and three modes of transportation to get from Mexico to LA!

don't forget having to hire the coyote to smuggle his fat ass across to avoid warrants

 

[Javelin Bee]

Hachette Man Harry hasn't heard from the jamón.

Xitter / Archive

 

[HackerX]

Hachette Man Harry hasn't heard from the jamón.
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Xitter / Archive

I'll give it another day or so, but someone unironically needs to go check on the cats after that. Food mountain can only last for so long. I know one of the retards that post here lives in Mexico, so I'm volunteering them.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I was so hopeful that he would be this years lolcow champion. I hope he's alive to claim the crown. He can only die in a titty fight with PPP or being rolled over by Jim. He can't die just randomly in some shit hole.... This has to be a work bros.... Wilbur is supposed to live!


Well I guess if he is dead it will rope josh into the longest and most comprehensive person stream he has ever done.

 

[joebobmurphy]

Please Ralph. Let us know you’re okay. Get on Twitter and laugh about da ayy lawgs thinking da Ralphamale died. The Ralphamale will outlive you all, bish. One last time, please.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

Ralphs most likely okay probably in jail or got his phone stolen. You can't fuck with the Ralphamale bish.

 

[Ratso Bronum]

Drowning is an excruciating way to die with water in your nose, your lungs. But intoxication can make you numb to all of this.

 

[Corporal Lewis]

the lost killstream episode: ethan drowned creepypasta

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Drowning is an excruciating way to die with water in your nose, your lungs. But intoxication can make you numb to all of this.

If that's how he went, I'm pretty sure he was unconscious for the event.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Man that would be so anticlimactic if he actually died at a beach while not streaming. I always pictured him dying during a stream when he is very heated and yelling, then his heart would just give up at peak anger. Like a one last hoorah.

 

[Die For Me!]

many of Ralph’s close associates from Analwulf to even his discord kitten have claimed that Ralph has been MIA from all social media platforms for the last two days.

Ralph does not give a shit about his pay pigs and has stated multiple times he has minimum interactions with them outside the show. Ralph even stated that he wouldn't care if AdolWulf was a child rapist as long as his checks didn't bounce. So anything that comes from Adol and the like is practically useless since they're merely retarded marks being extorted for their SSI.

 

[There She Glows]

Ralph does not give a shit about his pay pigs and has stated multiple times he has minimum interactions with them outside the show. Ralph even stated that he wouldn't care if AdolWulf was a child rapist as long as his checks didn't bounce. So anything that comes from Adol and the like is practically useless since they're merely retarded marks being extorted for their SSI.

He doesn't care about his paypigs but he also has literally nobody else to talk to that gives a shit about him.

 

[RantyAndy]

Ralph! Tell us how the ayelogs are stupid, please! We gotta know you're safe out there, bishhhh!

 

[Slur Slurries]

He doesn't care about his paypigs but he also has literally nobody else to talk to that gives a shit about him.

Mersh apparently cares enough to come here on stream but not enough to lose sleep over it.

 

[Devious Dave]

I don't think he's dead I always expected him to die on stream

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph didn't die swimming. He's a deadbeat nigger and doesn't know how to.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

[Link]

Oh fuck, did he really off himself over May leaving 2 years ago anniversary?

 

[eDove]

Metokur outliving him would be hilarious.

 

[TulpaTownW]

i mean it makes sense the guy invited him down for 'free drugs and women' actually invited him there to kill him. its up to the Columbian police now if anyone can speak mexican and be bothered to call them.