🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Balldo's Gate]

While Ralph loves to visit Progreso, reports in Spanish language media state the incident being discussed actually occurred on Wednesday and that the man was with his family.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

While Ralph loves to visit Progreso, reports in Spanish language media state the incident being discussed actually occurred on Wednesday and that the man was with his family.

https://informatyucatan.com/ahogado-en-el-malecon-de-progreso/

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EDIT: Sorry, here is the rough translation:

Progreso, Yucatan.- A man lost his life on the boardwalk while having drinks and swimming in the sea. What was a family and friends' outing turned into a tragic moment for the people who were with him.

It was a man approximately 40 years old who was living and drinking alcoholic beverages on this beach, and suddenly he wanted to swim in the sea, but he did not return alive. Upon noticing the floating body near the shore of the sea, they tried to help him, asking for support from lifeguards, although there was nothing more to do.

The events occurred in the afternoon of yesterday, at the height of the Crabster restaurant.

 

[lester]

Well, if that guy who drowned wasn't Ralph. If he was some kind of tourist there. That's pretty sad. Go on vacation, want to enjoy a little swimming and boom...you're history. Some vacation.
In that article it said people saw this guy in distress, yet being in "paradise" and all, no lifeguards on duty to help him.
Doesn't really check out though. They said he was found near the shore. ?

But if it was Ralph who drowned, the least he could have done is stream it. One last dono grift for the road.

 

[Fenrir Ratatoskr]

If ralph was going to die now, it would be sudden, unexpected, and likely completely mundane. I think he is more likely to die suddenly in his sleep after a bender and be discovered weeks later, than to "drown" at some tourist pier.
Alternatively he would die live on air like that guy who died mid interview on TV all those years ago, and it would be in the middle of responding to a fake superchat.

 

[DrunkenLemon]

If he did die from drowning, I think it's poetic the bog hog returned to something reminiscent of his swamp, a final mudbath, before he peacefully sunset himself under the Mexican skies.

I was going to ask you to place bets on whether he would make it to Heaven, but it occurred to me that pigs can't fly.

SUFFER. PIG.

 

[Cranjis McBasketball]

I hope he's not dead. If he were to die (heaven forbid, I would never wish death upon someone) I would hope it would be an OD on stream and I hope the stream would keep going for a week so we can watch him decompose.

 

[Victim2988]

I believe it's once again a "work", the gunt trying to create som hype before the Colombia event by faking his death. He posted some "workworkwork hulk Hogan work" nonsense just before he went radio silent. My guess is that he is just travelling south and enjoying the reactions.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

If he did drown at that beach, do you think he begged for Gaydur to save him? I could imagine the screams. "GATOR, GATOR, GATOR! THE WATER IS TAKIN' ME GATOR!, THE WATER IS TRYING TO PSYCHOLOGICAL BREAK MUH GATOR!"

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Ralph taking the easy way out before he can get Lolcow of the Year 2025. Fucking played us all.

 

[Drifty Shifter]

Ralph dying before MEDICARE would be the cruelest irony and fuel my theory Jim is a hat selling lich siphoning Laughs and somehow fueling his longevity.

Irony? That'd be pure justice.

 

[hawkisnight]

If ralph was going to die now, it would be sudden, unexpected, and likely completely mundane. I think he is more likely to die suddenly in his sleep after a bender and be discovered weeks later, than to "drown" at some tourist pier.
Alternatively he would die live on air like that guy who died mid interview on TV all those years ago, and it would be in the middle of responding to a fake superchat.

I always imagined Ralph would drown in his own vomit. Hopefully he's alive so he can continue to suffah for everyone's entertainment.

 

[Doug S]

Something tells me he isn't being serious
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Wait a minute, Ralph was supposed to be linking up with Hunter Moore? As in the Is Anyone Up dipshit who got trolled into destroying his own life?

This is fucking awesome. Moore’s nemesis-the guy who took him down-has been in the process of filming a tv show about internet scumbags. There’s a ton of lolcow crossovers.

 

[AltisticRight]

You cannot kill an idea.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Realistically, Ralph will most likely end up asphyxiating on his own fluids. Second most likely is some sort of drug fit (od, bad reaction, fent). I wouldn't put drowned at sea in the top 10, unless he were somehow flipped off a bridge or boat.

 

[FiveStarAce]

You retards don't actually believe that Ralph would touch water...

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

This is how Ethan Ralph ends. Not with an official Killstream banger, but with a dozen dudes asking if they can cum on his grave.

 

[Guntkvd]

You cannot kill an idea.

Ralph is a mind virus. A meme.

 

[jewsernotfound]

we know what must be done. adolwulf, you have to fly to columbia and play detective in your fursuit. get on it.

 

[Muppetstudios]

If they found Ralph's body I'm sure it will remain in an incorruptible form.

Not because Ralph is a Catholic Saint but because all the alcohol he drinks will have essentialy pickled him meaning he can't decompose

 

[MadStan]

https://informatyucatan.com/ahogado-en-el-malecon-de-progreso/

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EDIT: Sorry, here is the rough translation:

Progreso, Yucatan.- A man lost his life on the boardwalk while having drinks and swimming in the sea. What was a family and friends' outing turned into a tragic moment for the people who were with him.

It was a man approximately 40 years old who was living and drinking alcoholic beverages on this beach, and suddenly he wanted to swim in the sea, but he did not return alive. Upon noticing the floating body near the shore of the sea, they tried to help him, asking for support from lifeguards, although there was nothing more to do.

The events occurred in the afternoon of yesterday, at the height of the Crabster restaurant.

One: Ralph doesn't have any friends so "family and friends' outing" disqualifies Ralph.
Two: He can't drown, it is scientifically impossible.