🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[BearInThaWoods]

Ralph having a swim to the moon? Please let this be true. It would be the final consequence of his incredible string of poor decisions.

 

[Hello Fellow Teens]

I would say Ralph is probably fine somewhere but that's not accurate. Ralph is probably Ralph somewhere but not dead.

 

[Seaside Ronin]

Wherever or whatever may be happening I hope he's wearing the pink shirt. Pink shirt Ralph is my all time favorite.

 

[Gator_Aids]

Wherever or whatever may be happening I hope he's wearing the pink shirt. Pink shirt Ralph is my all time favorite.

I’m partial to “Fed”

 

[ChiribiscoToo]

To the people saying Ralph wouldn't touch the water I say you are underestimating his ability to blast himself off with drugs and alcohol. If intoxicated enough he would enter the water. If he was seriously heavily drugged and incapacitated he might even think it'll "clear his head". Also, that beach is where he had "best of times" with Whorse and Rozy. People like to dehumanize Ralph because he is/was monstrous in many ways, but he is/was also a crybaby who may got sentimental on the whorse divorce anniversary and went to the beach to drink thinking he'll just drown in self pity, but ended up drowning in the water. The fact that drowned person was not identified by friend or family makes it sound Ralph like.

I hope he is just busted.

He would do it because bojack did it lmao

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I am surprised you would doubt this honestly. Ralph invited to spend time at a drug/party house filled with sex trafficking victims porn stars, I am surprised he did not travel there that night. Ralph is an admitted coomer, and this is his dream.

I only doubt it because Ralph is a cowardly tourist and it’s too far outside his comfort zone. He is more likely to pretend he’s going to Columbia, while only intending to go radio silent to drum up drama about his “trip,” than to actually go to Columbia.

I hope he does go, but I doubt it. I’m sure the rumors of a land where his meager funds go far and he can obtain young, sex trafficked women cheaply, is almost irresistible to him.

 

[TheLostMarxBrotherFucko]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmDgXkYyJOw

Looks like Metokur Fembot is calling that the rage pig is dead and spreading it as such. If it's true that Ralph is dead, this is the real reason Metokur canceled his stream.

 

[Maker's Mark]

Ralph has no family and I doubt he put the Vickers or Morris family as emergency contacts. He could easily be a Juan Doe in a Mexican morgue getting prepped for a pauper’s grave as we speak

 

[Iron Hamster]

I hope the cartel recorded it

 

[Sneed Force One]

Ralph does this, he xannies out and has enough shame to hide it, then he resurfaces and gloats how he's still relevant because a handful of alogs were mildly curious as to his whereabouts.
He fails to note how none of his "estranged wives", children or remaining family feel the need to check in on him.

 

[break these cuffs]

Ralph has no family and I doubt he put the Vickers or Morris family as emergency contacts. He could easily be a Juan Doe in a Mexican morgue getting prepped for a pauper’s grave as we speak

Nah, he's still a US citizen. The State Department will be involved.

 

[T00L Nigger]

I’m curious about whether the American embassy in Mexico would know anything about American deaths in the last few days.

I'd ask if any of the victims drowned with their shirt on to narrow the search. Maybe check with any beached sea mammals in the area as well?

God, I'd love to witness the estate sell. I doubt papaw's ring would be there because I'll assume Ralph had it on his body and that'll probably never be found. I'd love to rummage through the random trinkets and whatnot that Ralph at the Mexican shack and storage unit that Ralph has acquired along the way. Imagine the bidding war for Sandra's urn???

Maybe Vickers will go on a treasure hunt for pawpaws ring and put himself into further financial struggles.

 

[AltisticRight]

@AltisticRight is it too soon for “The Last Will and Testament of Ethan Oliver Ralph” as a thread?

It's 100% one of his lame "works", but I want to have some fun.
Check the prefix of the thread title.

 

[Mikoyan]

Nah, he's still a US citizen. The State Department will be involved.

Byuu thread flashbacks intensify

 

[HackerX]

I only doubt it because Ralph is a cowardly tourist and it’s too far outside his comfort zone. He is more likely to pretend he’s going to Columbia, while only intending to go radio silent to drum up drama about his “trip,” than to actually go to Columbia.

I hope he does go, but I doubt it. I’m sure the rumors of a land where his meager funds go far and he can obtain young, sex trafficked women cheaply, is almost irresistible to him.

TBF, it is the most likely explanation. "Haha it was all a work you dumb alogs" is a reasonable explanation. Yes, it is fucking retarded because I'm not sure how a work involving a poor, lizard brained, pill popping drunk living alone in a Mexican shack and disappearing in Colombia, after getting tempted by a porn producer, is gonna accomplish anything other than garner attention.

Except Ralph will absolutely demean himself for attention. What makes Ralph Ralph is he'll holler and squeal that he doesn't care, but then holler and squeal even louder because he deeply cares. Piggly Wiggly should have seen a therapist eons ago to fix his thought patterns. Instead, he tried to drown everything out via drugs and booze, which is exactly how Ralph ended up in his current state (dead or alive).

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

It's 100% one of his lame "works", but I want to have some fun.
Check the prefix of the thread title.

Ralph pilled out and drunk stumbling along a pier and boardwalk, yelling at clouds, falling over the side and drowning in 10cm waves.
What a fitting end that would be.

Drowned in the Gulf of America.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Somewhere out there in a British ghetto Cog is desperately refreshing Ralph’s Twitter out of fear he is going to have nothing to ever talk about on his streams

 

[Truly Rural]

Check the prefix of the thread title.

I asked like a year ago to change poll on this thread into something more relevant. Don't you think it's about time to do so now?!

 

[HackerX]

Nah, he's still a US citizen. The State Department will be involved.

Maybe. In my headcanon, someone has Ralph's passport and is now living in the US under that identity. There's a Mexican roaming the streets and telling strangers "I'm Ethan Ralph". MexiRalph seized the opportunity when Ralph denied the name his daddy gave him.

It's 100% one of his lame "works", but I want to have some fun.
Check the prefix of the thread title.

ROFL. Just noticed. RIP

 

[CarlosDanger]

Ralph pilled out and drunk stumbling along a pier and boardwalk, yelling at clouds, falling over the side and drowning in 10cm waves.
What a fitting end that would be.

Drowned in the Gulf of America.

Only way he could live in America.