🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Die For Me!]

at the height of the Crabster restaurant.

He talks about this restaurant all the time, it was a goal to go there last month. God damn is this nigger actually dead?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I believe it's once again a "work", the gunt trying to create som hype before the Colombia event by faking his death. He posted some "workworkwork hulk Hogan work" nonsense just before he went radio silent. My guess is that he is just travelling south and enjoying the reactions.

He had the few Twitter accounts he works with post about “not hearing from him” and Adowulf proclaiming Ralph didn’t see his texts! Ralph pretending there are people he has daily contact with who would be so worried if they don’t hear from him in a timely manner.

He wanted to create some “gone missing in Columbia” drama for his gay wrestling shit, but instead everyone got excited when they read some drunk American drowned at the beach. Adowulf fails at promoting Ralph’s missing in Medellin storyline, alogs only care about the drunk tourist death in Mexico. Ralph always fails attempts to control his narrative.

 

[Britannicanon_@POME]

A benefit of inadvertently pickling himself is that A-logs can make a pilgrimage to see his carcass perfectly preserved

 

[Nick Gars]

If they found Ralph's body I'm sure it will remain in an incorruptible form.

Not because Ralph is a Catholic Saint but because all the alcohol he drinks will have essentialy pickled him meaning he can't decompose

Legends tell of the time an Inland Taipan bit Ralph as they wrastled over a half-eaten torta. The Taipan died because even its venom could not match the vassel of filth and decay that is the Boghog.

Why an Inland Taipan was in Mexico, I couldn't tell you. I'm just retelling it as I was told by the elders.

 

[Tim Walz's Retarded Son]

It’s exactly the 2 year anniversary of the horse leaving. Maybe he roped?

I don’t think he would have drowned except if it were in booze or his own piss. Dying while having a swim doesn’t seem like the right ending for him.

Although, it is possible a shark mistook him for a manatee or elephant seal and chomped him in half.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

I’m curious about whether the American embassy in Mexico would know anything about American deaths in the last few days.

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

Even when Ralph was in rehab, he still maintained contact with the outside world (Milo, his retard paypigs, Persip probably). He’s gone totally radio silent which is strange for a terminally online rage pig who has nobody and nothing to live for in Mexico.

I doubt he’s dead but maybe I’m being too optimistic. Ralph is a chronic drug abuser with poor health living in a third world country. The chances of him disappearing in Mexico or Colombia are far higher (given all the cartel activity) compared to the United States.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Just to be clear, I hope Ralph did try to travel to Columbia to meet with Hunter Moore and sex trafficked women. I doubted he would, but his desperation for the female touch and attention might have done the trick.

Ralph’s best content is always when he leaves his dark little room.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I doubted he would

I am surprised you would doubt this honestly. Ralph invited to spend time at a drug/party house filled with sex trafficking victims porn stars, I am surprised he did not travel there that night. Ralph is an admitted coomer, and this is his dream.

 

[DAT DIGGA]

we should have a polymarket for the gunt. So the people who are saying he’s dead can put money on it. Am white pilled enough to think it’s a work some of you are jerking off to the idea that he’s dead.

 

[Vibralldo]

true Ralphamale W
you WISH you could die watching the sunset in paradise

Ralph walked into the ocean to drown himself like a badass

It was really cinematic and epic

 

[Gator_Aids]

@AltisticRight is it too soon for “The Last Will and Testament of Ethan Oliver Ralph” as a thread?

 

[Ethan Ralph's Low IQ]

This is how Ethan Ralph ends. Not with an official Killstream banger, but with a dozen dudes asking if they can cum on his grave.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

"And to Mr. Vickers, I leave you my entire estate which consists of 143 thousand dollars of credit card debt and unpaid taxes. Fuck you bish"

 

[HackerX]

"And to Mr. Vickers, I leave you my entire estate which consists of 143 thousand dollars of credit card debt and unpaid taxes. Fuck you bish"

God, I'd love to witness the estate sell. I doubt papaw's ring would be there because I'll assume Ralph had it on his body and that'll probably never be found. I'd love to rummage through the random trinkets and whatnot that Ralph at the Mexican shack and storage unit that Ralph has acquired along the way. Imagine the bidding war for Sandra's urn???

 

[Pale Empress]

@AltisticRight is it too soon for “The Last Will and Testament of Ethan Oliver Ralph” as a thread?

Ralph does this every six months or so, he goes AWOL for a few days and then shows up to gloat about how he got one over on the aylawgs and how the "reports of [his] demise are greatly exaggerated"

It's a normal part of the Ralphacycle.

 

[Guntkvd]

Does Mexico report on dead US citizens, like Japan? How long should we wait until consneeeding that Ralph is either dead or in jail?

 

[ringtones]

if the cartels got him pieces of his body will be washing up on the shores of the Gulf of America like Garfield phones for the next 3 decades since his body has been so thoroughly mummified by prescription medication and hard liquor

 

[Gator_Aids]

Ralph does this every six months or so, he goes AWOL for a few days and then shows up to gloat about how he got one over on the aylawgs and how the "reports of [his] demise are greatly exaggerated"

It's a normal part of the Ralphacycle.

I honestly don’t think he’s actually dead. Likely he’s gotten himself ass over tea kettle into some disastrous hijinks that ABSOLUTELY weren’t related to him trying to do something illegal / disgusting / shitty.

 

[Major Child]

Ronnie's memorial service was in a Mexican restaurant, could this have been foreshadowing?