🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Sloppa]

Ralph is fine. I consulted my magic pig-ball.

Yeah, the only way he would enter knee deep water would be if a hooker beat his ass and rolled him off a pier (which IS a possibility)

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

if ralph is dead does this mean ralphamania 2 is off?

Maybe Ralphamania can get folded into Creator Clash 3? Idubbz would probably sell more tickets if hot oiled Colombian girls were wrestling in the ring.

 

[HackerX]

it’s just so insane that Ralph can be MIA for a few days and he’s presumed dead, that shows the level of fucked up beyond repair his life is.

It happens occasionally but it's just the reality of the situation. Ralph broadcasts his life so much on the Internet, yet insulates himself from the real world just as much. I think it's big reason why he stays online all day, every day, unless he's out on a big pig adventure. Plus, no one cares about him and he's got no one to reach out to. He knows his death will go completely unnoticed outside of alogs noticing he hadn't been online for a period of time.

It's why I unironically thought he was close to dying on stream when he was turning purple, passing out, and stumbling all over piss bottles. He wants to be online when it finally happens so people will call the police and find the body soon after, instead of after several weeks and fused to the couch. Ala Ronnie Ralph.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

It happens occasionally but it's just the reality of the situation. Ralph broadcasts his life so much on the Internet, yet insulates himself from the real world just as much. I think it's big reason why he stays online all day, every day, unless he's out on a big pig adventure. Plus, no one cares about him and he's got no one to reach out to. He knows his death will go completely unnoticed outside of alogs noticing he hadn't been online for a period of time.

It's why I unironically thought he was close to dying on stream when he was turning purple, passing out, and stumbling all over piss bottles. He wants to be online when it finally happens so people will call the police and find the body soon after, instead of after several weeks and fused to the couch. Ala Ronnie Ralph.

He's so much cooler online.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

IT'S NAWT TROOO

I'd be legitimately surprised if it was, though. A good end for Xander and Rosy to not have that squealing, diseased pig who only ever cared about them when it served him in their lives, and possibly for Faith and May, too, though they'd be cheated out of child support payments.

Put me down for 50/50: it doesn't seem like a way Ralph would go out, but the circumstantial evidence is suspicious. Then again, people in the Patrick Tomlinson thread and at ONA Forums have suggested Pat was responsible for killing a man and nothing ever came of that circumstantial evidence, so... anything goes.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

IT'S NAWT TROOO

I'd be legitimately surprised if it was, though. A good end for Xander and Rosy to not have that squealing, diseased pig who only ever cared about them when it served him in their lives, and possibly for Faith and May, too, though they'd be cheated out of child support payments.

Put me down for 50/50: it doesn't seem like a way Ralph would go out, but the circumstantial evidence is suspicious. Then again, people in the Patrick Tomlinson thread and at ONA Forums have suggested Pat was responsible for killing a man and nothing ever came of that circumstantial evidence, so... anything goes.

Problem is, how many times has the internet thought he was dead. A few months ago he passed out mid stream and everyone thought he OD'd on a livestream. This is the 3rd? 4th time the internet thought he kicked it.

At this point he could go down in a plane crash on his way back to get his ass kicked in Portugal again and I'd remain convinced he was alive on a desert isle talking to an empty vodka bottle that he calls his best friend named Tito.

 

[Braphamut]

I know perspic has his number, where’s this annoying faggot when he’s actually needed for once?

Looks like he's a guest on a Joey Beiser Show and they are rewatching KC. Chat is pestering them about Ralph but he says he doesn't have any info.


The Joey Beiser Show Ep.2.5 FACECAM SZN

 

[Muppetstudios]

I'm not sure he's dead yet but of he is this is the exact way he will go. He will vanish from social media and his name will be released in some local news or police report.

Being honest all Ralph does now is an occasional Pillstream. The days of doing events and 'fightin' round the world' getting beat up abroad are over.

I always thought I would miss the content when he died but on his current state I'm beyond caring.

At the end of the day,
"If he dies, he dies"

 

[Javelin Bee]

Crosspost

Analwulf responds to Mersh on MIA Gunt.

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[GaryGray]

Drunk dies at a beach Ralph is known to travel. Close to an anniversary of one of his many mistakes in life. The corpse age is overestimated. This is definitely the most conclusive time Ralph may have died. If he has gone out is would be perfect poetry. Not with a bang but with a whimper. "S" to spit.

 

[DrunkenLemon]

 

[Mushroom King]

Here are my theories so far.

1. He is currently unable to tweet, meaning he is incapacitated, incarcerated or deceased.
2. The fact the 'tourist' was alone makes it even more likely it was in fact Ralph, who goes to the beach alone?
3. There is the possibility of suicide by beach
4. It's unlikely complications in Colombia because he would have access to his phone even if he were detained

I hope he's okay but this feels grim somehow.

 

[not william stenchever]

Yeah, the only way he would enter knee deep water would be if a hooker beat his ass and rolled him off a pier (which IS a possibility)

My bet is Ralph passed out face first on the beach, was robbed by the whore (taking his ID with him), and was left there to drown in the rising tide.

Imagine the smell.

 

[Major Child]

Still (foolishly) hoping the Homeless saga happens.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

We need a new pole for "Is he dead" if he doesn't respond in next 48 hours.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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He can’t afford something so ornate.

Here’s something realistic:

 

[Neetness]

I always thought he'd die on the toilet, tbh.

 

[Delany's Donkey]

Still (foolishly) hoping the Homeless saga happens.

i really wanted the Africa arc to happen and it ended with him getting burnt in a tire.

this feels grim somehow.

with all the circumstantial evidence i give it a 50-50 chance it's him, it's all lining up too perfectly. i doubt he'd have killed himself on purpose, but it's not hard to imagine him passing out on a beach or pissing off a cartel member somehow and getting himself killed and his body dumped on a beach.

 

[BigPeanut]

"Ahm the bad guy?
...Naw ahm naht, but mehbeh ah should be. Does that make you mad, bish? motherFUCKER."

Actually it is YOU who is the bahd guy when you think about it!

 

[Sloppa]

My bet is Ralph passed out face first on the beach, was robbed by the whore (taking his ID with him), and was left there to drown in the rising tide.

Imagine the smell.

A manatee mistook the gunt for a female manatee, mounted him and sadly contracted swine flu and HIV from the gunt grease.