🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[ParisOfTroy]

I posted this in the Ralph Twitter thread, but this one seems far more active. I barely follow Ethan Ralph, but I have a deep affection for cats (and his recent arrest has brought the situation with his cats to my attention).

Has he commented about their food and water provisions during this trip?

I would think he has the contact information of at least one person (whether it is a landlord, neighbor, or local prostitute) that could figure out a way to enter his apartment and refill the water and food for the cats.

Many people here seem to be experts at baiting Ralph into doing all sorts of ridiculous things: is there any way to actually manipulate him into reaching out to a local acquaintance to help save the lives of these cats (whether through kind words, donations, insults, mockery, or some other means)?

As of now, the cats are in a dangerously inimical, captive environment (not of their own choosing), where they cannot even use their evolutionary survival instincts to find provisions and stay alive. We can focus on report him to animal welfare organizations later (though these are very likely overburdened and resource-lacking in Mexico). I just want to find a way to help them stay alive in the meantime.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

He 100% left the cats with a food mountain and maybe faint promise by a next door neighbor to check in. He will let the cats die of dehydration if it means another 48 hours of cheap hotels and drugs with Scarlett.

He loves his cats like he loves his mommy, who'll he performatively whimper over whenever he wants pity, but wouldn't drive to dialysis, wouldn't visit in the hospital, wouldn't give a decent burial to, and probably has been using her urn as a pisspot ever since.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Viggers and Harreh, have fun battling over the West Memphis crack shack.

Ralph already unloaded that to some church, because he couldn't come up with the two grand in overdue property tax. He may still have a partial interest in some prime Louisiana swamp, but that's in controlling interest of his uncle. Other than chair-kun (#4), the cats, a laptop, and about 50 hats (unless he lost them)... that's all Ralph has left.

 

[Gator_Aids]

I posted this in the Ralph Twitter thread, but this one seems far more active. I barely follow Ethan Ralph, but I have a deep affection for cats (and his recent arrest has brought the situation with his cats to my attention).

Has he commented about their food and water provisions during this trip?

I would think he has the contact information of at least one person (whether it is a landlord, neighbor, or local prostitute) that could figure out a way to enter his apartment and refill the water and food for the cats.

Many people here seem to be experts at baiting Ralph into doing all sorts of ridiculous things: is there any way to actually manipulate him into reaching out to a local acquaintance to help save the lives of these cats (whether through kind words, donations, insults, mockery, or some other means)?

As of now, the cats are in a dangerously inimical, captive environment (not of their own choosing), where they cannot even use their evolutionary survival instincts to find provisions and stay alive. We can focus on report him to animal welfare organizations later (though these are very likely overburdened and resource-lacking in Mexico). I just want to find a way to help them stay alive in the meantime.

Cats don't fold to bullshit. Simple as.

 

[not william stenchever]

If the cats die it will be a drawn out suffering and I hate that for them. But if this ebullient adventure is the one that kills them then they will never have to go through this hell again. I wish Ethan Ralph a very Rimworld style ad hoc kidney removal.

 

[Rubber Man]

I hope this cocaine arc ends with no one hurt (cept maybe piggertits a little) and possibly another mugshot and/or news article about a pig gone wild. Ralph's misery is my xannies.

 

[Um...]

If he’s really getting into hard core coke use with this BPDemon (which it looks like he is) this won’t end well for him. He’s reached the point in his life where he has nothing to lose, no future and no one in his life but this cokehead drug addict whore. He’s gonna keep going harder until he strokes out or has a heart attack. I shudder to think what his blood pressure must be.

 

[Sugriva]

Who actually gives a shit if his cats are dead?

I would rather his cats not be dead, you fucking asshole.

 

[Persona Grata]

My big hope for the cats is that the expediency with which these developments are hitting, seems a little bit convenient. I'm starting to think the wider arc was planned. But last time Ralph's cat-planning was what? Food mountain?

 

[rearden_steel]

Do you think that The Rage pig will be able to get out the US, before catching Vickes' lolsuits, being thrown in jail by his Blacked girlfriend,
It is improbable but i hope that the clog comes to the US to beat him up, obvioiusly grantibng Ralph an extra secret rare w?

I personally think he hit that point when Pantsu left him alone in Mexico, to rot high on Xannies and booze.

 

[Elbe]

The cats are fine. They're at the same farm in the country his truck is at.

 

[rearden_steel]

If he’s really getting into hard core coke use with this BPDemon (which it looks like he is) this won’t end well for him. He’s reached the point in his life where he has nothing to lose, no future and no one in his life but this cokehead drug addict whore. He’s gonna keep going harder until he strokes out or has a heart attack. I shudder to think what his blood pressure must be.

I personally think he hit that point when Pantsu left him alone in Mexico, to rot high on Xannies and booze.

it was meant to be a reply oops

 

[W@rui]

If he’s really getting into hard core coke use with this BPDemon (which it looks like he is) this won’t end well for him.

I shudder to think what his blood pressure must be.

You really hit the nail here. She's 27 years old; hes in his 40s. He's already haggard from existing drug use, a poor diet, virtually no exercise, and now he wants to do MORE drugs.

She can blunt more of that than he can, but Ralph's is having a GG Allin-lite weekend: the ones that Styx goons about having in his dreams.

The dude's going to die

 

[Angry Shoes]

I still can't believe she spent money and put stuff on her credit for HIM, like I'm sorry I know she's a BPD dumbass but I refuse to believe someone is that dumb enough to do that.

"Baby I love you so much baby I've never felt like this about anyone before you have no idea just how much you mean to me I love you so much."
""FUCK YOU YOU STUPID CUNT YOU'RE SO FUCKING DUMB YOU FUCKING WHORE FUCKING KILL YOURSELF."
Repeat.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

If he’s really getting into hard core coke use with this BPDemon (which it looks like he is) this won’t end well for him. He’s reached the point in his life where he has nothing to lose, no future and no one in his life but this cokehead drug addict whore. He’s gonna keep going harder until he strokes out or has a heart attack. I shudder to think what his blood pressure must be.

Watching Gunt spiral further and further down the drain into depths scarcely seen. Despite the hog's destruction, it's fascinating to see how bad white trash can get.

 

[Bodywork by Dennis]

I wish there was a thread to contain cat sperging. I love cats but come on.

 

[Um...]

I personally think he hit that point when Pantsu left him alone in Mexico, to rot high on Xannies and booze.

He’s beyond that point now. After his post pantsu bender he dedicated himself to losing weight and getting healthy, he had no mexican residency issues, enough $$ to rent a hooker for a girlfriend experience trip and a future to look forward to. Now he has 6 months until he becomes an illegal immigrant in messico, no plan for what to do when that time comes, no money, no future, he’s given in to his alcohol and drug addictions and found a mentally unstable addict enabler to binge with. She’ll be fine, she’s 26. He’s a 40 going on 60 year old obese drug addicted smoker and end stage alcoholic. I guarantee he has multiple untreated medical issues. He will not be fine.

 

[Nuclear Poisoning]

I'm not too familiar with the financial logistics of missing plane flights.

What percentage of the ticket cost is being irredeemably lost every time he misses the flight? Is it 100% or can the ticket be at least partly refunded? What's the current estimate of total cash lost after 4 missed flights?

 

[Jump]

never said it was kayfabe. im talking about social desires and financial incentives. just seems like it probably isnt her money if shes willing to keep spending tons of it on his flights and I just think back to him threatening to nuke rakieta or dax

It isn't her money, its CITIBANK Credit's money.
Today there is more coke to do and more attention to be had. Those maxxed out credit cards are Next Month Scarlett's problem.

I'm not too familiar with the financial logistics of missing plane flights.

If you miss the flight for personal error or just not allowed to board on the day of the flight then your out the full cost.
More expensive "refundable" tickets let you cancel with enough notice (like 24+ hours) for credit or a refund.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Has he commented about their food and water provisions during this trip?

They fight so he locks them each in a room. He leaves a "food mountain" of dry food and water for them. The older cat, Cleo, has health problems so recently he's been complaining of having to buy her expensive, wet food. Not sure if that featured into his planning, that cat might die before the food runs out.

I would think he has the contact information of at least one person (whether it is a landlord, neighbor, or local prostitute) that could figure out a way to enter his apartment

The landlord, MAYBE the plumber-lawyer. Definitely not any of his exes/prostitutes. No neighbors. He basically doesn't know anyone down there, he'll recount briefly talking to his taco guy like it's the highlight of his social life (it is).

is there any way to actually manipulate him into reaching out to a local acquaintance to help save the lives of these cats (whether through kind words, donations, insults, mockery, or some other means)?

Making fun of him, I guess. If he thinks letting his cats die gives a W to his enemies or a way to mock him, maybe he picks up the phone to get someone to do something.
I don't have much hope though.
Motivating Ralph with money has mixed results: On one hand he's a greedy pig, on the other he's lazy and actively delights in ripping people off.