🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Execute All Boomers]

Considering he admits to hiding his income, the latter is definitely the reason.

Child support courts, and the tax man are two people you don't want to fuck with.... the harvest this year will be great.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

You can tell it’s not someone who follows Ralph because animal control isn’t getting called to his place during streams due to a hollering pig

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I don't feel bad for him either, but swatting is super gay. It's also super gay people doing the whole "Hey, I disagree with this...BUUUUUT it's also totally deserved and his fault."

I respect people more who say they are pro-swatting because at least they're laying their retard card on the table. People pretending to be against it BUT also being for it when it suits them is weird.

Yeah, I've said it a few times and usually it's not well received. Ralph alogging is getting a bit much now when it's ALWAYS the simple shit that's the funniest.

Ralph has a shitty bowling event? 50 pages of people having a good time as it happens... Then it finishes and you get 20 pages of conspiracy theories on how "he DEFINITELY is getting arrested THIS TIME guys!!"

The only wins Ralph gets are the ones his Alogs give him. And they've been giving him a lot of free ones recently.

This is why I like to cruise around lolcow threads casual like. At first I would binge into it any get involved in the whole history and that led into seriously MATI. Instead I would rather check in now and again and drop a ‘lol what an asshole’ instead of obsessing over whether every move is some hidden milk

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

This is why I like to cruise around lolcow threads casual like. At first I would binge into it any get involved in the whole history and that led into seriously MATI. Instead I would rather check in now and again and drop a ‘lol what an asshole’ instead of obsessing over whether every move is some hidden milk

Definitely. Ralph having over a dozen threads doesn’t help either.
He can be boring AF for weeks, then suddenly unleash RagePig for some amazing content. Unless Ralph is featured for being outstandingly retarded, it helps to check in with chat to see if you’ve missed anything. Ralph is nocturnal so I like to ask if I’ve missed anything overnight.

 

[InwardsStink]

Ralph is literally the only person in the world who can get swatted and still earn no sympathy from me. IMO he deserved it and moral fagging over it is pointless. Should it have been done? Probably not. I still support it though because it's pretty fuckin funny when you think about it. I hope he gets Andrew Finched.

 

[moocow]

simple as.

This retarded affectation is quickly becoming my most-hated modern linguistic "innovation" since they finally convinced the dictionary idiots to add a definition for "literally" that, well, literally makes it mean "not literally."

"Simple as" what? C'mon, just finish the sentence. It's not that hard.

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

This is why I like to cruise around lolcow threads casual like. At first I would binge into it any get involved in the whole history and that led into seriously MATI. Instead I would rather check in now and again and drop a ‘lol what an asshole’ instead of obsessing over whether every move is some hidden milk

Yeah I like to stick my head in for major events. The daily day to day seems to just be people trying desperately to convince themselves that Ralph is "DEFINITELY going to prison this time guys, promise."

It's weird that my most controversial post on Kiwi Farms is "Swatting is gay" because Ralph Alogs agree it's gay...except when it happens to Ralph because he's...a rage pig or something. Cool.

 

[a1catering]

Looks like ralph got an early birthday message from Jim and the boys, also wishing him luck on the harvest!
https://twitter.com/thesbgreport/status/1513964293431173121?s=20&t=YRNJ2ipDVZYT5zA_0wHsYA

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Swatting is stupid, but being that optics and morality guy for someone like Ralph who would cheer on people's miscarriages and death in the family isn't going to give you asspats.

 

[Lame Entropy]

I clipped Ethan talking about the swatting.

Can these faggots stop trying to get my second favorite lolcow killed? If Ethan gets shot I want it to be over his dumb wigger antics, not weens wasting the time and resources of police and firemen.

 

[The Big Dream]

I clipped Ethan talking about the swatting.
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Can these faggots stop trying to get my second favorite lolcow killed? If Ethan gets shot I want it to be over his dumb wigger antics, not weens wasting the time and resources of police and firemen.

There's nothing to worry about, all his vital organs are protected by kevlar-tier gunt

 

[LadiosSopp]

Looks like ralph got an early birthday message from Jim and the boys, also wishing him luck on the harvest!
https://twitter.com/thesbgreport/status/1513964293431173121?s=20&t=YRNJ2ipDVZYT5zA_0wHsYA

That is just beautiful.

Reminds me of when Sonichu made it into the kid's art section in the Sunday paper lmao

 

[Sam Losco]

It's not a swatting if it was the fire department. There was no risk of life for calling in a fake gas leak or whatever the fuck it was. It's still retarded however.

 

[MadStan]

Looks like ralph got an early birthday message from Jim and the boys, also wishing him luck on the harvest!
https://twitter.com/thesbgreport/status/1513964293431173121?s=20&t=YRNJ2ipDVZYT5zA_0wHsYA

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OMG.

How does Null Not put this up as the most important post on KF right now? This is fucking pure gold.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

It's not a swatting if it was the fire department. There was no risk of life for calling in a fake gas leak or whatever the fuck it was. It's still retarded however.

Was the gas leak call at least called in because of May’s cooking?

 

[tittyhead]

This retarded affectation is quickly becoming my most-hated modern linguistic "innovation" since they finally convinced the dictionary idiots to add a definition for "literally" that, well, literally makes it mean "not literally."

"Simple as" what? C'mon, just finish the sentence. It's not that hard.

Simple as mate, simple as.

 

[AltisticRight]

This retarded affectation is quickly becoming my most-hated modern linguistic "innovation" since they finally convinced the dictionary idiots to add a definition for "literally" that, well, literally makes it mean "not literally."

"Simple as" what? C'mon, just finish the sentence. It's not that hard.

It's Australian slang misappropriated by Amerimutts.
Blame the burgers.

It's not a swatting if it was the fire department. There was no risk of life for calling in a fake gas leak or whatever the fuck it was. It's still retarded however.

Who knows, the firefighters might have blasted a high pressure hose at the Ralphamale upon utter disgust due to his whiff and shit-covered thumb.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Australian

How dare you stolen valor the brave men of Norf FC

 

[Gazprom]

It's Australian slang misappropriated by Amerimutts.
Blame the burgers.

It's British too, not just Australian.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

The absolute nigger that swatted Ralph managed to do more to humanise him than any of the Gunt Guard or Ethan himself over the years. What I saw there was a regular (if rotund and short) guy, afraid for his dog and acting like a regular citizen when faced with an extraordinary and scary situation.