🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[412-L]

Ethan: I don't have-I don't do anything

Truer words were never spoken by Ralph. He does nothing and contributes nothing to society. His only value is as an object of ridicule, at which he excels. In vino benzo veritas.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

She's planning her escape, didn't you hear her describing her adventure, and how there's "tons of underground rivers in Mexico".

Have to be sober and sharp to run. Wonder if she has poster of Rita Hayworth somewhere. Walls of that house should be doable with Rosy's plastic spoon.

 

[darkprince56]

You did a better job than me, and I live in Mexico. But from the looks of it, you seem to get everything down including what I couldn't get.

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

BREAKING: Ethan Ralph is NOT fat, he is just "festively plump"

 

[BulletSpongeRTR]

Fellow aye-lawgs we are gathered here today to celebrate the life and mourn the soon to be sudden loss of Ethan Oliver Ralph.
Ralph was born, lived and is soon to die upon this earth, never giving a fuck and always covered in the filth he so dearly loved. As I write this eulogy he is dying in Merida, bottles clinking and falling from his desk as he sags deep into his streamer chair and a rancid shart blooms beneath his athletic shorts. Perhaps not today, but soon Ethan will smile as the chair collapses beneath him and as he falls to the floor he will thumb the stinking pile beneath him and with a final dolphin cackle our dear Gunt will be gone from this world.

I hear his voice in my mind, hollering "IZZ NAWT TROO!" and it soothes me in these troubling times.

I want to see a Ouija board spell out IT'S NAWT TRUUUU!

 

[Pale Empress]

Ralph is currently pilled out again, not as badly as last night, and claims that Dick missed his flight to Mexico. He also claims his twitter is getting restored on Tuesday, and seems to be considering skipping his court date today.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Ralph is currently pilled out again, not as badly as last night, and claims that Dick missed his flight to Mexico. He also claims his twitter is getting restored on Tuesday, and seems to be considering skipping his court date today.

Of course he wants to skip. He’s a coward.

 

[412-L]

Dick’s limbs were probably all broken in a freak accident, and he’s going to have to recover for the next year. Anything to avoid going to the Mexican crack-shack.

 

[make_it_so]

Ralph is currently pilled out again, not as badly as last night, and claims that Dick missed his flight to Mexico. He also claims his twitter is getting restored on Tuesday, and seems to be considering skipping his court date today.

Absolute for all three things there.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Of course he wants to skip. He’s a coward.

I was about to say he might just be lazy, but dang it, you’re right

BITCHMADE ETHAN RALPH, HIDING FROM LITTLE OLD FAMILY COURT HEARINGS

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

I was about to say he might just be lazy, but dang it, you’re right

BITCHMADE ETHAN RALPH, HIDING FROM LITTLE OLD FAMILY COURT HEARINGS

Especially since he wrote a letter to the Court declaring that he’d be representing himself. Well, everyone’s a LOLyer until it’s time to do LOLyer shit. I thought the Ralphamale don’t scurr?

 

[Numbers]

Does anyone else think his laughing sticker looks like the hanged tranny meme?

 

[Fascist Kirk (Yoja)]

So Dax not injured, but was cancled by the airline because of cancellation?
Dax is the most unbelievable liar. why Even put yourself in position to jump when ralph says jump? just cut him off like every one else is his friendship really worth it? or is there more to it like black male?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

No I doubt that, I think Twitter will just accept bullshit from someone on their hands and knees, also we don't even know if ralph is even telling the truth. Plus Twitter isn't kiwifarms, they want you to report content, it's why the report button is there. It's not like Twitter is ran by kiwifarmers that only have it there to out flagger, "he reported mah content!" "Well yeah we encourage people to report violating content"

I still won't believe it till I see it reinstated. A lot of people have been permabanned for much less.

 

[ChadBrazilian]

I still won't believe it till I see it reinstated. A lot of people have been permabanned for much less.

If his account does not return until monday, I will just consider that he lied and he is banned for good.
Edit: He is back

 

[fuck whales]

I really hope he does get his twitter back, this one small victory will make him sperg out to the max and really make a mess of things.

 

[412-L]

“I’ll get my Twitter back” might become the new “Zidan is away on a business trip and will be back soon,” or “killstream.tv will be back online soon guys.”

 

[A Sunset]

Ralph is currently pilled out again, not as badly as last night, and claims that Dick missed his flight to Mexico. He also claims his twitter is getting restored on Tuesday, and seems to be considering skipping his court date today.

The worst excuse from Diddler Dax yet. Now that he’s out of body parts to use as an excuse, he must resort to blaming the Airplane parts.

Combined with this and Dax wearing a Sweetie Squad merch at Ralphamania, the Mexican Jew is openly spitting in Ralph’s face and showing himself to be a Snake and a Judas. Will Ralph take such open insults and treachery like a bitch, or be a man and give Dick the hollerin’ disavowal he deserves?

My money is on Ralph being too much of a coward to stand up to Dick’s Disrespect, and licking his boots like the bitch he is.

 

[.iota.]

Could it be that trying to swat Cog was just a coincidence and actually it was the babysitter that had to endure the ragepig wrath's first hand that called the cops?

this is kind of my suspicion, too.

This is really the key element. Consider the fact that this girl knows nothing of Ralph that we do. To her he’s just a stupid, fat hobo American. Imagine being her (we know she’s a minor) and seeing Ralph at numerous times through the evening in the states that he was in, sitting in a pile of empty bottles around him and drugs on his desk. There would be no other conclusion a person could make than that his child is in very real danger.

Likely she has a well learned fear of the police and said little but I’m certain the worry on her face translated in some fashion. Ralph has absolutely just made a big name for himself with the Merida police and that is a very bad thing.

i absolutely agree. even if the babysitter had nothing to do with the call to the police, i have no doubt that the police will be speaking with her again. el cerdo borracho is definitely on their radar now.

 

[LurkTrawl]

The worst excuse from Diddler Dax yet. Now that he’s out of body parts to use as an excuse, he must resort to blaming the Airplane parts.

Combined with this and Dax wearing a Sweetie Squad merch at Ralphamania, the Mexican Jew is openly spitting in Ralph’s face and showing himself to be a Snake and a Judas. Will Ralph take such open insults and treachery like a bitch, or be a man and give Dick the hollerin’ disavowal he deserves?

My money is on Ralph being too much of a coward to stand up to Dick’s Disrespect, and licking his boots like the bitch he is.

Dax is very clearly trying to make Ralph into Maddox 2.0 but the fucking cuck won't take the bait.