🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[JustStopDude]

I know it must be extremely passé at this point to bring up how uncontrollably fucked up Ralph is on every stream, but Jesus I can’t imagine anyone watching is a fan of his.

He can’t even open his eyes. It’s really uncomfortable to watch him struggle to get words out and keep his head above the table. I feel seconded hand intoxication watching him from < 1min clips. Do his “real fans” like this? If I saw someone that I like act like this on stream I would be horrified and doing anything I can to get them off the computer and in bed or a hospital.

Are there any “Ralphamales“ here who can explain to me why you watch unironically? You can DM me if you don’t want to get neg rates for being a pay piglet. Genuinely curious and not trying to concern troll or A-hog.

I assume it's the same reason people give money to blade on the IP2 network. They want to see him die on stream.

 

[Pump Meat]

I was able to do a 90 day outpatient treatment program with good follow up care. I know I am lucky to have such resources. It’s been almost 4 years and I have had a few mental health challenges since quitting…. just anxiety from the state of the world. I think that shit fucked up my brain…but, that’s another story…

Thank you for sharing that and well done on nearly four years.

 

[Telemeter]

I assume it's the same reason people give money to blade on the IP2 network. They want to see him die on stream.

Yeah, Ralph is a zoo exhibit even to his paypigs. They give him money so he can kill himself faster or so the saltire KF users seethe about how much money he makes (like some do for DSP) , but barely anyone donates becuae they are an actual fan anymore.

 

[JustStopDude]

Yeah, Ralph is a zoo exhibit even to his paypigs. They give him money so he can kill himself faster or so the saltire KF users seethe about how much money he makes (like some do for DSP) , but barely anyone donates becuae they are an actual fan anymore.

Well like any addict, Ethan has done a fantastic job of alienating and destroying relationships with any person that could potentially try and help him with his addiction.

I really think it would be fascinating for him to get a physical and then reveal the results with the doctor live on air. I suspect he has very limited liver function and the early stages of heart failure. It could serve as a wakeup call.

Bah who am I kidding? He can't afford a Mexican doctor. Plus he would just hit another barrier, drunk driving.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He accidentally showed a still from it, which begs the question of why the retarded gunt was even watching it again. That shit's what made you a felon, moron. I'd never be opening that again anywhere.

The Faith sex tape is the only thing that will get him hard and Mantsu is feeling insulted since he’s had permanent whisky dick with her for months. Ralph needs to see Faith and remember the scent and taste of her shit to get a boner.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Clip from Twitter because I am lazy.

Ralph avows his audience taking Claire's nudes which were obtained via compromising her computer (most likely) and sending them to the classmates of her children.

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Nigga, transmitting pornography to minors is a pretty big crime. Like, 'big fucking deal' crime.
Couple that with the revenge porn stuff and if this actually happens, Ralph would be in a load of shit.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

if this actually happens

I believe it’s reportedly already in progress.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I believe it’s reportedly already in progress.

Woo boy he doesn't think far ahead, does he?

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

It could serve as a wakeup call.

im rating this part . this is ethan ralph we are talking about.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Well like any addict, Ethan has done a fantastic job of alienating and destroying relationships with any person that could potentially try and help him with his addiction.

I really think it would be fascinating for him to get a physical and then reveal the results with the doctor live on air. I suspect he has very limited liver function and the early stages of heart failure. It could serve as a wakeup call.

Bah who am I kidding? He can't afford a Mexican doctor. Plus he would just hit another barrier, drunk driving.

As I've said many times before, Ralph's got the heart of a gunt (and the liver of an alcoholic). Remember when he had that heart attack at the airport in vegas that one time? I'm surprised that problem has never resurfaced since then unless Ralph's been hiding it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I really think it would be fascinating for him to get a physical and then reveal the results with the doctor live on air.

Ralph is one of those gigantic pussies who only go to the doctor when they’re pill-seeking. He’s a terrified tub o’lard and could not handle getting even a mildly troubling diagnosis. For Ralph the slightest medical issue would feel like a catastrophic event to him and he’d probably chug double the usual Xannybar count with a handle of moonshine.

TL;DR Ralph has zero tolerance for the discomfort of reality.

Remember when he had that heart attack at the airport in vegas that one time? I'm

Lol he didn’t have a heart attack, people keep repeating it and it’s hilarious. He had a minor cardiac episode (IIRC a brief angina attack) and they gave him nitroglycerin to get him home. But he flew home as scheduled. That would not have been the case if he’d had a massive coronary at check-in, come the fuck on.

 

[Mouse Cop]

Nigga, transmitting pornography to minors is a pretty big crime. Like, 'big fucking deal' crime.
Couple that with the revenge porn stuff and if this actually happens, Ralph would be in a load of shit.

I doubt anything will come as a result of this. Authorities usually have better things to do than track down a hollering gunt who made impotent threats on his livestream of 8 viewers. If anyone actually follows his advice and sends pornographic material to children, and then the parents of those children find out about it and report it, then yes, the senders may face repercussions. But I doubt anyone will seriously come after Ralph for this.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Jail in US- Dies from withdrawal.
BEST ROUTE- Jail in Mexico - Dies from withdrawal while Mexican police laugh at a white pig rolling on the floor writhing in pain. Maybe you'll even get a liveleak of it

Jail in Mexico. Death due to Withdrawal... of Mandingo's Big Black Dick From his gastric tract.

It's clearly the way he would have wanted to go.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

This bish ain’t gonna die in a beaner prison. He’ll end up there maybe, but given this fucked up world I’m sure the USA will mobilize everything we have to airlift his lardass back so he can die on American soil like the founding fathers intended.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

So, it's almost been a 3 years since corn joke. Look at him now, he can't even have energy to properly hollar at people, just drunkenly mumble words while watching Tucker's clips. Truly pathetic end for piggy

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

I guess it's time to post this now that Ralph is looking for dildos.

Spoiler

https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256805070824828.html

Thank you mod for fixing the spoiler.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

As unsavoury as this saga's been I think we've all learned a valuable lesson. Never trust a woman or convicted sex offender Ethan Oliver Ralph with critical opsec matters.

 

[SilenceIsViolence]

Ralph looks like every other fucked up xanny riddled faggot I've interacted with now. Mixing high dosages of alcohol into the mix... we're just watching a dude slowly kill himself here. There's no good ending here, I believe this is the heatdeath of Ethan Ralph. If he stopped today and went cold turkey, withdrawal symptoms will outright kill him. If he somehow made it through that, Benzo addictions plague you for life and even on a totally sober road, the damage that has been done to his brain is permanent.

He will never go back to what he was before this.

I was doing some light reading on Xanax.

Its affects can take up to 1 hour to kick in and it only lasts for 2 maybe 3 hours.

Sounds like a stupid drug to get addicted too.

benzos are stupid as fuck. taking them recreationally is fucking retarded and anybody that does it deserves to OD and fucking die, especially if they drink at the same time.

you take one, get a bit woozy, think you're not quite feeling it, so you take another and suddenly - you wake up 16 hours later with no memory of what happened or how many more you took. never done it myself but have known a few people this happened to.
maybe i'm not cool enough or something, but I fail to see how that can be fun in any context

that's not even mentioning how benzo withdrawal can shape up to be weeks of horrifying schizo nightmares

Spoiler: TMI Xanax Story

I took/was prescribed Xanax about a decade ago for panic attacks I was dealing with. It's truely a miracle drug for anxiety - the same way Tylanol removes a headache, Xanax removes anxiety. There is nothing quite like it. I had 2mg 'footballs' and they were insanely potent, I would take a half dose (1mg) and usually that was enough to calm me down.

The effects are incredible and terrifying. Relaxed to a point I didn't think was possible, I felt like I could watch my family and friends all fall off a cliff without shedding a tear or anxious thought. If you've taken molly, I'd say it's the closest thing but it's not euphoric. Instead of being giddy, you're just chill beyond limits.

Then one night I forgot I had taken 2mg (it makes you forgetful) and when my roomate handed me a beer I said "sure". Chugged that, started the second before I realized my mistake. That's all I remember from that night. Apparently, I started laughing manically at something on the tv so hard I was falling off of our couch. I was talking in gibberish, or at least not making any sense, and kept asking the same questions over and over. Then I fell over and started literally crawling to my bedroom across the carpet, still mumbling gibberish, before getting to my bed and passing out for ~12 hours, straight. I've been 'black out drunk' before and always thought it was a tad exaggerated, as I would be 'blacked out' but still have some shards of the night, or pieces would come back to me. A decade later I can't remember a second of that night after I realized my mistake, this all comes from my roommates recount the following day.

it's not the most interesting or wild story, but the power of alcohol and Xanax cannot be understated imo. I've dabbled in way too much, and nothing has ever come close. I went completely sober a year later and haven't touched anything since. I knew a dude who wanted to buy it from me at the time. He's dead now, OD'd at 26.

Tl;DR Don't do drugs.

 

[Vesperus]

I wish I could have a string of failed relationships, stepfathers who want my head on a spike, a delayed development baby, living in a Mexican rental, hooked on Xanax and be fatter than the prize hog at the Iowa state fair.

Oh well.

At least I have someone to aspire to

 

[👑Duster King👑]

I guess it's time to post this now that Ralph is looking for dildos.
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https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256805070824828.htmlThe spoiler does nothing.

I heard he like the purple silicone