🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

After reading all of this I would tell Ralph to kill himself but he is doing a good enough job of that as it is.

No he’s not, it’s taking too long.
Seriously, Amanda, Ralph, you should give Rozy to the babysitter and then unironically kill yourselves. They can be #1 & 2 on the KF Kill Counter.
They’re ruining The Tone around here with you know the child neglect now escalating to abuse. It’s not entertaining.
to the farmers with the fortitude to document it though.
I’m angry, so that’s my cue to fuck off out of this subforum for a spell.

 

[AnOminous]

I’d say Squidbillies is pretty close

Ralph is John K's George Liquor, up to and including the pedophilia.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

he's so out of it he didn't even realize what amanduh was suggesting (and would have actually worked damn well) - let the horse play the game on stream and ralph can provide commentary

it would have been a win/win/win/win/win - wins for everyone!

• pantsu would get to play her wizard game
• ralph would get to make fun of her for dying and messing up and generally bish about how he'd be better
• the paypigs would get actual content
• the kiwifarms would get hilarious clips in and out of context
• rozy would get babysat by some hot latinx beaner who probably actually likes children

shit he could still do it today and it'd probably be successful, at least compared to the shit he has had lately. Josh and the rabbit made how much playing the game?

If there’s anything that would lead to a divorce it would be Meigh playing the game while Ralph provides commentary. In fact that might speed run the domestic abuse arc. Ralph basically accused Meigh of memeing on him, backseat comments and one or few witty Meigh memes on Ralph would be excellent content. It’ll also bring in tons of money, but Ralph’s ego will see it as Meigh slighting him by bringing in money and providing the sektor content, not him.

All in all it’s a 5 star idea. Do it Ralph.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

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Null V-tuber arc but as Hamtaro.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I’d say Squidbillies is pretty close

I could see a Squidbillies episode centering around Ralph being everyone's favorite show and is bankrupting the town because they keep sending him money. It sort of writes itself.

 

[Monkey Madness]

At this point Ralph would make more money just sitting in a security or toll both for 8 hours a day.

He could still stream from the little booth too. Bonus content would be the reactions of passer-by’s coming and going as he’s audibly seething at chat on his mangled Alienware laptop, the rare sound of a dono chiming out as a TTS Homer Simpson calls his wife a pedo

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

He could still stream from the little booth too. Bonus content would be the reactions of passer-by’s coming and going as he’s audibly seething at chat on his mangled Alienware laptop, the rare sound of a dono chiming out as a TTS Homer Simpson calls his wife a pedo

tollbooth willie has already been done, but maybe it's time for a revamp

 

[Beef Elemental]

He could still stream from the little booth too. Bonus content would be the reactions of passer-by’s coming and going as he’s audibly seething at chat on his mangled Alienware laptop, the rare sound of a dono chiming out as a TTS Homer Simpson calls his wife a pedo

Alogs would pull up and yell "SUEEEEEEEEEEEY" and drive off laughing while he seethes. Good wholesome content.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Null V-tuber arc but as Hamtaro.
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I wish but his voice does not fit at all, he would need troon-tier filters and voice-changers. We need that program that injected him with helium during the end of a stream long ago.

 

[MercuryDrinker]

Also, he admits in that baby crying clip he hasn't changed a single diaper. Rozy lives under his roof and somehow Ralph is less of a father to her than to Xander even. At least Xander got a one time child support payment, Rozy got a stroller at 10 months. This kid doesn't even have a fucking car seat. That's insane to me.

Rozy gets what she deserves for A-Logging the Ralphamale by being born a girl! She should have thought better than to imply the Ralphaseed is weak!

 

[CaptainRockall]

Five bars a day
Keep the ragepig away (not really)

Five bars in his Prison Cell, hopefully.

Since his gay lover died and his horse has a vagina; how will Ralph fuck himself?

He won't, but his cell mate Tyrone will take care of that...

'Bend over Abigail-Mae, here comes the 20 inches sexy meaty man sausage...'

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I take a couple weeks off from the internet to focus on irl and I come back to find out the raging dumpster fire that is the hogman of Memphis has escalated into a molten pit in the ground. Gay relationships, mountains of debt, lawyers one after the other quitting. Even the baby has starting alogging him. Please Null, for the love of God, never make a corn joke about me. I don't want to end up a retarded,fat, alcoholic junkie living in Mexico that's married to a horse.
Anyway, I was watching a compilation of old Metokur content and the Killstream inevitably popped up. The contrast between 2018 Ralph and 2023 Ralph is a stark 180. Reasonable Ralph became Raging Hog Ralph in less than 5 years. In less than 5 years his income has all but dried up, his reputation has been shattered, his financials are a virtually inescapable prison and his living situation is a deathtrap.
What used to be a lucrative 2-3 hour show where Ethan had to put in minimal effort has become a 12 hour cup rattling hollerfest where he slowly dies from his multiple addictions right in front of us.

 

[Die For Me!]

No he’s not, it’s taking too long.
Seriously, Amanda, Ralph, you should give Rozy to the babysitter and then unironically kill yourselves.

Ralph is not allowed to die until he at least represents himself in court and swoons over the entire jury by playing his das not troo card against an actual Lawyer, which will undoubtedly end with failure the likes of which this forum has ever seen scoring the largest W in his life at the detest of The Vickers Crime Family & A-logs everywhere. Only then, while on the highest dopamine rush he's ever had, can he join Sandra by doing something beyond retarded at Ali Jamals Palace and abort himself live on air.

 

[bile demon]

If you ever watch police interrogations with parents who killed their kids that’s how they address them to, never by name

Wrong in every detail as always, child. My daughter is still alive.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

I take a couple weeks off from the internet to focus on irl and I come back to find out the raging dumpster fire that is the hogman of Memphis has escalated into a molten pit in the ground. Gay relationships, mountains of debt, lawyers one after the other quitting. Even the baby has starting alogging him. Please Null, for the love of God, never make a corn joke about me. I don't want to end up a retarded,fat, alcoholic junkie living in Mexico that's married to a horse.
Anyway, I was watching a compilation of old Metokur content and the Killstream inevitably popped up. The contrast between 2018 Ralph and 2023 Ralph is a stark 180. Reasonable Ralph became Raging Hog Ralph in less than 5 years. In less than 5 years his income has all but dried up, his reputation has been shattered, his financials are a virtually inescapable prison and his living situation is a deathtrap.
What used to be a lucrative 2-3 hour show where Ethan had to put in minimal effort has become a 12 hour cup rattling hollerfest where he slowly dies from his multiple addictions right in front of us.

Yep, now he's begging for follows on Kick . com. Shades of DSP going on here.

 

[Research Purposes Mostly]

Ralph has JUST started streaming on kick and his mods are already starting shit. Seems to me it's mostly Jay_YOBA

Supporters have been complaining in cozy chat about getting banned, one of which then got banned from cozy chat as Ralph accused them of being Kinochet. I tried to clip it on kick but it uhhhh didn't work. Hopefully someone will be clipping it later.

 

[LGHDR+]

Early Cuyler is way better than Ralph. He's had many jobs including CEO and trucker, Ralph has never had a job.

The mexican who did the "Yo soy Dan Halen" bit was a better grifter, too. He doesn't stack up to Squidbillies characters on anything. Even Rusty was a better streamer for Guzzle, and a better deadbeat father (Inkubator).

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

It's kind of hilarious that he's still seething over his hog warts, but the funniest part is (IIRC) Amanda didn't ask for the game for herself she suggested it was something he could play on stream for content since he does no prep work and just gets high on camera while holding a digital cardboard sign.

Also, he admits in that baby crying clip he hasn't changed a single diaper. Rozy lives under his roof and somehow Ralph is less of a father to her than to Xander even. At least Xander got a one time child support payment, Rozy got a stroller at 10 months. This kid doesn't even have a fucking car seat. That's insane to me.

FWIW IIRC Rozy HAD a car seat, but that was apparently thrown out with the stroller Harry bouth them (it was modular so the car seat would snap into something in the car and could be put into a stroller I think).

And @MWV has said that Ralph continues to be up to date on his child support payments for Xander, though the last time I heard this was a couple of weeks ago I think.

 

[alan thicke]

FWIW IIRC Rozy HAD a car seat, but that was apparently thrown out with the stroller Harry bouth them (it was modular so the car seat would snap into something in the car and could be put into a stroller I think).

Ralph is such a wet-brain bozo he probably didn't even realize that the stroller harry bought had a snap-out car seat (understanding car seats is his whore-who-calls-herself-his-wife's job anyway).

I got the feeling that the shouting match that got them kicked off the plane to rome had its origins in ralph throwing away the stroller with the car seat, resulting in them not having a car seat for their transatlantic flight. Tired Meigh probably made a "where's the money" type snipe regarding how the journey would have been easier with a car seat for Rozie to sit in, ralph told her shut up bish, a passenger tried to intervene, and Ralph came unglued. Mark that fan-fic if you like, but he did toss the stroller/car seat combo and flex the shitty jeep-branded one just as they were leaving on that trip.

 

[Research Purposes Mostly]

Quick update on Pillstream number... like.... 90-something?

"Big debate" tonight between Vince James (Groyper darling) and some dog, so he has to somehow make it to 7:30 EST.
Doubt he will, though, because he has been beyond trashed all stream. Notice how low the count is even on cozy, after two hours. Notice the stickers in chat -- he is presently just off-screen while music plays. The stream has been predominantly music, like the longest intro ever.
Someone in chat asked if there was "any news today" and Ralph claims to have banned them for 60 minutes. He goes on to proclaim he doesn't need news, he just streams (or something to that effect, I hope someone clips it).

Pantsu came up for a bit, mispronounced Wagner, and left after Ralph's bullying became too much. She complained that it's always a fight when she comes on the show and Ralph calls her mean. I won't get too much more into it; I suspect the clips will say it all.


Ralph's streams have devolved almost entirely into him playing music and yelling the same shit over and over. Earlier he told the story about how the leaks show he made a bunch of money last year... again. Played the same Kanye songs... again.
After the numerous goals met (6th hour transformer, all day/midnight, and even those plane tickets to DC!) and scammed, EastPalestineGroyper was right: He has lost the trust of the paypigs and his show is too shitty to be worth supporting without that.

EDIT: OH FUCK ALSO
He doxes donors. Not a good look.
He's been openly defending doxing and "unmasking" all week and his chat has been SILENT.