🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Doubtful. But once he learns you can buy the chips online wait for him to hold one up to the camera as proof.

 

[Anonanon]

One thing that always irked me about the RALPHAbeta's weed addiction was how he would roll like a 15 joints per show instead of just 3-4 Zig zags or some other blunt wrapper like an actual nigger. Probably a huge chunk of his discretionary funds wasted smoking like a boomer.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Going on about the virtues of AA is fine and all, but has Ralph even managed to make it to a meeting now that he's back in Casa Avocado?

Lol, no. But saying he likes meetings and is thinking about attending some is more than enough for this very serious attempt at sobriety. He may have even looked up a meeting schedule just in case people ask about it.

 

[TJBirish]

When I type “alcoholics anonymous” in the search bar, the location assigned “1” is on Channel St in Boston, in between Mass Robotics and Pete’s Dockside.

Presumably this building is not a church, and the space is subject to a lease.

As I understand things, leases in Boston are expensive.

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That's one of their offices. They depend on donations to keep it going.

How about the ~70,000 groups?

You're saying its a grift. Tell us how. Where's the money come from, who gets it?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

GOD

Enough with all this AA talk, let Ralph have a few drinks and enjoy some Xanax. He works hard in this sektor and deserves to relax!

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Folks are sperging out about AA because everyone knows Ethel's full of shit about getting sober, tapering, losing weight etc. Even if the Bog Hog wanted to get sober, which she doesn't, she aint got the will power, stamina, grit or balls to actually do so. Only folks even more retarded than the Rage Sow, like his pay piglets, think otherwise. Hence, there aint much else to talk about.

 

[Bone Santa]

AA these nuts, nigger.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The real dirt on AA is it's Alqueda Anonymous; it's a front for the Taliban! Why do you think it's setup the same way???

 

[.iota.]

Ralph deleted his streams from yesterday on. Unless there is an archive of the mega pillstream or the DUI stuff, it's gone forever

his recent streams are still available on rumble. the most recent three are there, as well as streams from september 2022 through april 2023, though there's a gap between april 19th and may 1st.

i skipped around the beginning of the may 1st stream (which he opened by playing the entirety of adele's "hello"), and i found his rant about the dui. beginning at 42:14, he talks about getting drunk at a bar, while high on xanax, when he randomly decided that he needed to go see inglourious bastards again while it was still in the theaters. when he left, obviously under the influence, the bar called the police to report him.

he laughs about this, saying, "i got a dui off that, even though i was driving perfectly ... (laughs in obnoxious pig) ... i really didn't deserve that dui. my driving skills were still impeccable."

inglourious basterds was released in august 2009. he was charged with dui on september 16th, 2009.

(credit to @Sam Losco)

he was then arrested on august 26th, 2010 for driving on the license that was suspended for that dui.

(credit to @Sam Losco)

he was found guilty on both charges. i guess he hadn't discovered his nolo contendere loophole yet.

 

[Bepis]

The real dirt on AA is it's Alqueda Anonymous; it's a front for the Taliban! Why do you think it's setup the same way???

It's so obvious now. AA members don't drink, the Taliban doesn't drink. We've been so blind.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Spoiler: Powerlevel

I was addicted to something for a few years, and it ended up costing me several hundred thousand dollars and several years of my life, and ruining a lot of long term job/career/education prospects. Only reason I ended up fixing it, is because I had a family that personally intervened and basically took my life over for a few years. It was only after a few years of wasting away did I wake up one day and say 'I am way better and way to smart to be working a dead end job like this.' But I couldn't have gotten to the point where I 'fixed myself' without someone taking over my whole life for a year or so. For someone like Ralph, he doesn't have someone or something he can hand over his entire life to and fix it for him.

Ralph won't kick his addictions because he still believes he can control it. Being addicted to booze and drugs for that long creates not just incredibly strong psychological dependencies, but physical dependencies that in many cases can't be overcome by sheer will power. It would be funny to see him turn his life around though.

 

[LGHDR+]

Dude he's been munching 10 to 20 mg of alprazolam a day. You sound knowledgeable, that fat fuck has been physically addicted to benzodiazepines for a while, and in a way that would kill him if he actually did what he said with his taper. I had a friend die from drinking a handle of Barton's vodka a day from the withdrawal seizures when he quit cold turkey, and that shit is child's play compared to what the Gunt has been up to.

TL;DR The bifurcated one will never get it together, and will die if he tries to because he can't afford the proper treatment.

 

[Um...]

Six hour stream today got him $363. That’s like $250 after cozy’s cut.
He’s going doownnn.

 

[OrionBalls]

I've got to say that I thoroughly enjoy how many people seem on here seem more invested in Ralph's sobriety than he is. I know we're a bunch of suicide causing ay-lawgs, and obviously the scum of humanity, but it gives me a little spark of joy. His streams are either going to get really preachy, or really boring, because Ralph can't ever do the good thing just to do it. Everyone else has to know about it. How else would we know his virtue?

 

[AnOminous]

But technically I guess last time was sober spring and we all know how that lasted.

But he was never sober for even a minute during that. He was obviously drunk every stream he did during that bullshit.

There's no fucking way there's AA in bumbfuck Mexico.

Merida isn't bumfuck Mexico, it's one of the few actually tolerable cities.

Also they even have a website for their AA meeting. It's even specifically for English-speaking people.

AA Merida - AA Merida Mexio

Welcome to Merida’s English-Speaking Fellowship of Alcoholics Anonymous Alcoholics Anonymous is a fellowship of men and women who share their experience, strength and hope with each other that they may solve their common problem and help others to recover from alcoholism. The only requirement...

www.aameridamexico.com

Problem is that if Ralph surrendered his ego there’d be nothing left.

What's flabby as hell but only weighs a pound?

Ethan Ralph after you kick the shit out of him.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

There's no fucking way there's AA in bumbfuck Mexico.

A lot of resort towns, hell even cruise ships have AA groups on them. They aren't often advertised as a AA group meeting though, usally something along the lines of "Friends of Bill W" will be somewhere on a activity schedule.

 

[OrionBalls]

A lot of resort towns, hell even cruise ships have AA groups on them. They aren't often advertised as a AA group meeting though, usally something along the lines of "Friends of Bill W" will be somewhere on a activity schedule.

"That Bill W guy must be really popular. They have daily parties for him on every single cruise I've been on."

 

[Zaryiu2]

At least the cats will have something to eat when he does...

He's more fat full of drugs than meat full of drugs, those poor cats can't win

 

[SargonF00t]

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This is the beautiful face of a man who claims he has never had trouble getting pussy.

 

[Zaryiu2]

Popped into the Deadstream for a minute.

It would be less embarrassing for Ralph if he was passed out and peeing himself.

"HEY, LOOK AT THE FUN I'M HAVING WITH ALL MY FRIENDS!!!"

Jesus Christ Ralph, have some self-respect for a change.

If he had self-respect he would not be EOR Edit: Imagine getting a chance like EOR had after he went to jail, he legitimately could have made at least some changes and not end up where he is now. FUCK'S SAKE there are so many people who would kill to have one last change to change. I'm not even angry, just disappointed