🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

    Votes: 277 71.8%
  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 109 28.2%

  • Total voters
    386
enjoy the full suffering
i boosted the audio for like +7db since he talks really quiet in this one
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overall i'd have to say it was a pretty fun saturday night show :gunt:
This is what sobriety looks like, folks. He's just being circumspect with his choice of words. I can't believe the gaylogs have gaslit people into actually believing he's on pills or something. The Ralphamale is high on life!

Kicked from his only source of streaming/income in exchange for a one time payment that he'll blow through on booze and drugs within a week or two. Prime worthless, degenerate, short-term high-time preference wigger trailer trash behavior.
A week or two seems optimistic... it'll be more like 30 seconds if a new handbag or pair of designer sunglasses catch his eye on the way home from the pharmacy.
 
May Allah forgive me, but someone has to do the dirty work so we can make fun of Ralph.

According to my calculations, Ralph's penis is approximatiely 5.48 inches or 13.9 cm long.

I decided to use the finger height as the measuring point. I determined it to be 132 pixels tall at the top of the proximal phalanx bone, while the penis was 1096 pixels tall. This gives 1096/132 = 8.3 finger heights. I measured the same spot on my index finger and found it to be 0.66 inches. This gives us 8.3 x 0.66 = 5.48 inches.

We can put the size into howlongismyschlong.com to see how it compares.

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Doesn't look too good!

Ralph has previously claimed to be 8 inches, which proves the old wisdom that every guy adds 2 inches to his dick.

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I think your calculations are highly optimistic. And if that's 5.48", the girth is...

 
How long until Ralph starts sucking dick for money?

He talked about starting up his own version of OnlyGunts last night and fucking Mexican hookers on camera for money, it wouldn't even be surprising if he actually did it at this point.

The ralphamale sucking dick for cock, you say? :smug:
 
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Please consider that Ralph's fingers are likely fatter than yours, which in turns means his dick is shorter than the length you came up with.
Remember Ralph at least doubles in his lies so 8" would be 4" in reality and thicc is a pencil.

His ability to warp reality in his head is actually kind of impressive and seems to be a trait shared among the most prolific cows. They just live in their own reality and whenever something pierces it they spiral.
 
Okay real talk time...

Ralph interviewed Boneface who is now on Russia Today claiming that the CIA sent him to fight with Nazi's in Ukraine.

Ralph is 2 degrees of separation from the CIA.

Edit: Ralph has the latest Political story showing on his show later today

The CIA must be really strapped for cash after losing the access to Afghan poppy fields if Ralph is an "asset".
 
Remember Ralph at least doubles in his lies so 8" would be 4" in reality and thicc is a pencil.

His ability to warp reality in his head is actually kind of impressive and seems to be a trait shared among the most prolific cows. They just live in their own reality and whenever something pierces it they spiral.
That’s probably my favorite thing about Ralph. The way Ralph talks he’s 6’2, in shape, and handsome all while he clearly looks like a sagging testicle. Everything about Ralph is this weird delusional fiction that he continually persists in despite it all being exposed through his own actions. Ralph would diminish as a cow if he could accept he’s a fat loser with mo friends who spends all day ragetarding at the internet.
 
That’s probably my favorite thing about Ralph. The way Ralph talks he’s 6’2, in shape, and handsome all while he clearly looks like a sagging testicle. Everything about Ralph is this weird delusional fiction that he continually persists in despite it all being exposed through his own actions. Ralph would diminish as a cow if he could accept he’s a fat loser with mo friends who spends all day ragetarding at the internet.
:diddler: THIS IS YER AVERAGE INTELLIGENCE OF A METOKUR FAN! JIM RUNS FROM DA TROOF! HE SCARED! COULDN'T BE ME!
 
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He's actually not, he's Pensecola Florida ex con faggot larp'ng as a ukrainian Nazi war hero.
I was wondering about this dude, he looks and acts like every other random florida tweaker with fantastical stories but for some reason kiwis were confirming he's the real deal that they've seen the videos of him killing my comrades but I've yet to see any proof that there's a shred of truth to any of the stories he's told while the pipe was cooling down.
 
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