🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Telemeter]

Do people here think their is way that Ralph could actually revamp and have a show that brings in the viewers and the cash.

Yes and no.

Just going full degenerate and going down the GUNTED porn shit would bring an audience to him of people who simply want to watch the grotesque.

The problem is that that would require Ralph to be genuine and true to what he is, and he is just about the most fake and disingenuous lolcow ever.

He really is a disgusting pig that tries to wear a suit and pretend he is a human, and then gets easily offended whenever anyone points out that he is just a pig wallowing in his own shit.

He just can't ever be honest and true, its beyond him, despite how bad he is at actually hiding it due to sheer incompetence.

Even when he was talking about actually doing porn, he is too deluded to accept that all he can aspire to do is put up a horror show with cheap guatemalan street walkers, because that would require accepting who and what he is.

Instead he thinks porn producers will call him to offer him his hand pick porn stars.

He really is retarded.

 

[Rage Pig]

Birthday stream was a huge success, at least compared to the minimum wage streams before. $616.99 in the piggy bank after 10 hours of horrendously boring content. I assume that's peak donations for this year. Look how happy he is.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Do people here think their is way that Ralph could actually revamp and have a show that brings in the viewers and the cash.

There was back when he was on Cozy and started to get heavily into sports betting.

The average cozy consumer would have no idea Ralph just rehashed some sports book perditions from Twitter and they would bet along accordingly. Provided they were of legal gambling age.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Birthday stream was a huge success,

I don't understand the american birthday thing. We stop giving a fuck about birthdays when you become a teenager. Congrats on being a degenerate wigger for another year I guess.

 

[fìddlesticks2.0]

I don't understand the american birthday thing. We stop giving a fuck about birthdays when you become a teenager. Congrats on being a degenerate wigger for another year I guess.

It's a big cow thing too. Birthdays turn to birth months and I know of one cow that celebrates their half birthday. That's the date exactly 6 months before and after their birthday.

So many of then are stuck developmentally at toddler age and peak retard teenager ages. It's all about them. Me me me. And a birthday is the perfect day to be an attention coom cow.

 

[Fornicario]

I don't understand the american birthday thing. We stop giving a fuck about birthdays when you become a teenager. Congrats on being a degenerate wigger for another year I guess.

Neither do I. In my family, we tend to leave it alone from about 20-25 until you hit the 60s. A phone call or letter covers it. When offices try to celebrate it, I tell them "how I was born". They never do it again.

 

[Pale Empress]

No. There is nothing he can do at this point to truly fix his shit.

Ralph was never the draw for his show. The draw was always the guests. Ralph at one point had an ability to get people to jump on and those people were often edgy and sometimes funny. He had a very limited ability to hold interesting interviews.

Even in his prime the majority of his guests were small players with just enough of a following to create an audience. Most of those people have been ground into irrelevance or are not speaking to him outside of goading him to go over the ledge.

He replaced edgy content creators with retarded political faggots and pedophiles.

He burned out what little intelligence nature granted him with xanax, booze, and who the fuck knows what else making him not even capable of handling guests if he could manage to get good ones.

During the "golden age," Zidan did the booking, most of the show prep, and was much more politically hooked in and aware than Ralph was. Back then that there were always banger guests, which built an audience, which in turn made Friday night open lines successful.

Ralph needs a producer. He needs somebody to do his prep, to reach out to guests, structure his shows, and hold his leash. He also needs cohosts because on his own, current Ralph is an abrasive charisma blackhole. His current reputation and surly disposition makes it impossible to listen to him without wishing bodily harm and financial ruin upon him, so he needs somebody likeable and intelligent enough to bounce off of. Post stream.me he rotated through many different cohosts who were all even more unlikable than he was, and that's really saying something.

Could Ralph emulate his previous success and initiate another "redemption arc" similar to his poat-jail success? Unlikely, but he could come close if he put the work in and treated the show like an actual business.

 

[Not Your Secret Santa]

This thread literally was going crazy about the Ralphademption just because he quit a streaming platform and posted the phone numbers of half a dozen teenagers. The bar for Ralph is so low that anything he does thats mildly interesting and not self destructive would be seen as a massive turnaround and a redemption arc.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I don't know, if Ralph went on a full Nikocado Avacado grift that would mean he would be fine with being disrespected. As a super wigger, the core of Ralph's identity revolves around his perceived respect of anyone and everyone. If Ralph stopped caring about "muh respek" and throwing tantrums over minor slights to his wigger pride he would cease being Ralph. It would be a sad thing to see imho.

The thing is, lolcows shouldn't exist.

Chris needs to stop the tranny shit, seek professional help, realize that sonichu, cartoons, and that console wars anime shit isn't real, then go get a job at McDonalds without doing Donald Duck impressions. I bet he could still make money with his drawings.

DSP needs to admit that he has an ego problem and constantly lies. He needs to uninstall WWE Champions, go to gambling rehab if he needs it, Admit he sucks at games, stop raging at games and blaming them for his shittiness, spend some time with his wife, get Jasper's bloodwork done, and prepare for a real job in an office if the paypigs still dry up.

BossmanJack needs to check himself into gambling rehab, do a stream where he fixes the drywall in his bedroom, play runescape some more, get a part time job at a hardware store, and use that money and his streaming money to pay off his debts and buy fishing gear in order to do fishing streams and get the fans engaged in fishing.

Ralph....what the fuck does Ralph do to fix his life? Ralph's never held a real job in his life. If he didn't take off from gamergate, he would likely be living in a trailer park right now, barely scratching by. He has no skills and sure as fuck can't get a job now. He wouldn't last a day in fast food, and he'd half-ass being something simple like a janitor. His wigger pride got him into this mess and he'd need to abandon it and go full jester to have a future.

 

[Elmo]

Ralph needs a producer. He needs somebody to do his prep, to reach out to guests, structure his shows, and hold his leash.

That's what "the chief of staff" as Ralph calls them is supposed to be doing but apparently Ralph usually doesn't listen to this totally true and honest person.

He also needs cohosts because on his own, current Ralph is an abrasive charisma blackhole.

Persip fills that position now (sparingly) and the show is about as boring as you would expect.

Could Ralph emulate his previous success and initiate another "redemption arc" similar to his poat-jail success?

I thought Ralph was supposed to re-unite wtih Tim for YOBA House or something? What happened to that? Ralph excluded himself anyway because he refuses to return to the USA. He's fucked himself into a corner.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

It's a big cow thing too. Birthdays turn to birth months and I know of one cow that celebrates their half birthday. That's the date exactly 6 months before and after their birthday.

DarksydePhil once spent an entire week celebrating his 41st birthday with balloons and other kid shit in the background of his streams. I think he ate cake on stream too. It really is a cow thing.

 

[HeyU]

During the "golden age," Zidan did the booking, most of the show prep, and was much more politically hooked in and aware than Ralph was. Back then that there were always banger guests, which built an audience, which in turn made Friday night open lines successful.

Ralph needs a producer. He needs somebody to do his prep, to reach out to guests, structure his shows, and hold his leash. He also needs cohosts because on his own, current Ralph is an abrasive charisma blackhole. His current reputation and surly disposition makes it impossible to listen to him without wishing bodily harm and financial ruin upon him, so he needs somebody likeable and intelligent enough to bounce off of. Post stream.me he rotated through many different cohosts who were all even more unlikable than he was, and that's really saying something.

Could Ralph emulate his previous success and initiate another "redemption arc" similar to his poat-jail success? Unlikely, but he could come close if he put the work in and treated the show like an actual business.

Ralph is too cheap to ever hire a producer

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I’m going to be Countess Obvious here, but every now and then it is staggering to remember that these people continue to willingly expose their retardation to strangers on the Internet, (for free, we don’t pay them anything) and in fact are addicted to doing it, when it causes nothing but damage to their lives. If you had a vigorous KF thread (or subforum ffs) would you keep acting like an asshole online? It’s like that’s not even a consideration to not show their ugly mugs on camera every single day.

Anyways, confession time- I’ve been cheating on Ralph with another crazy asshole named Ronald Corbin, he’s in the Deathfat drama community or some shit, I don’t know, but he’s a four time deadbeat druggie ebegging mentally ill woman-hating wannabe death metal prolific streamer in BF Indiana with delusions of grandeur like Ralph, who’s managed to cultivate an audience of thirsty paypig women somehow.
In other words, Ronald does more entertaining in 45 minutes than Ralph does in 8 hours. Lots of reactors clip his shit so nobody has to watch his channels. That’s sad. Pathetic even, for a goddamn Internet legend like Ralph to be reduced to this, being out-earned and out-viewed by a Ronald fucking Corbin, who is waaaayyyy more of a disgusting degenerate slob loser than an Ethan Ralph. Do better. This forum deserves better.
ETA Ronald paper aborted one of his kids, who then died, and he ebegged off his death and still uses him as a shield for all his fucked up antics. Ralph would never have the balls or brains to do something that shameless.
Also Ronald is involved with Plate Gang somehow, cause when you’re a huge BPD nightmare 24/7 for years, you’re going to have LOTS of enemies, same as Ralph. So there’s some indirect crossover I suppose.

 

[AltisticRight]

Happy birthday Ethan, hope you had a nice one with your family and children.

 

[JhonVent]

Ethan Ralph. Do better. This forum deserves better.

We know this, but he refuses to buy a motorcycle or scooter and driving drunk down the streets of Mexico. Come on Ralph you need something to replace that truck of yours.

 

[Um...]

And he made a whole $311 for slogging through an 8 hour stream today, haha lol. Peak viewers barely cracked 500.
Poor Walph.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Ralph....what the fuck does Ralph do to fix his life? Ralph's never held a real job in his life. If he didn't take off from gamergate, he would likely be living in a trailer park right now, barely scratching by. He has no skills and sure as fuck can't get a job now. He wouldn't last a day in fast food, and he'd half-ass being something simple like a janitor. His wigger pride got him into this mess and he'd need to abandon it and go full jester to have a future.

Is Barnum and Bailey still operating? Maybe he could get a job as a circus freak. The Hollering Hogman of West Memphis. They could post him in his own little pen inbetween the bearded lady and the human blockhead. For an extra fiver, you can purchase ears of corn to throw in his sty, which will hopefully trigger a hollering to entertain the carnival goers.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Ralph is too cheap to ever hire a producer

zidan and gator worked for almost free right? Ethan was knocking over 4k a night "working" only 3 hours during his youtube/stream.me days.

 

[Pale Empress]

zidan and gator worked for almost free right? Ethan was knocking over 4k a night "working" only 3 hours during his youtube/stream.me days.

Ralph pretended that he was paying them (iirc he said it eas an equal split between the three of them), but yeah, Zidan and Gator did it for free, which was part of the reason why Zidan started the aftershow. Plus it let him put all of his prep to use since they rarely got around to covering all of it on the main show.

Post-Mortem was a lot of fun, that's how JLP wound up on Ralph's radar in the first place.

I miss Zidan tbh.

 

[Elmo]

I miss Zidan tbh.

It would be great if he came back independently in some capacity but I imagine that he can't readily do that because he'd basically be inviting the freakshow to his doorstep if he made it known that he was streaming again. Luckily for him he doesn't need to do this kind of shit because he has real work experience.