🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Rage Pig]

Results are in. The big super show with Sir Miles and Delicious Tacos. Now that was surely an all time banger on the Killstream. I watched a few minutes when Miles was on, and I expected that he would bring some of his fans over to the show, but he didn't. 300 viewers, boring shit. Skipped to the end now and it's the prototypical Killstream - dead air, a CNN clip playing and a depressed pig staring at a $184 dono bar.

 

[Hypervitaminosis]

Having a very active 220k follower account promoting his shit show, have zero impact on engagement, viewers or donations is impressive.

He gets content handed on a silver platter and still fucks it up, during his interview with Miles he comes across as genuinely disinterested.
The audio mixing is also messed up as usual Ralph is whispering in my ears whilst Miles extremely crunchy and loud.

I still have no idea who this Delicious Tacos is besides your average Twitter Schizo, however I found this very interesting short story on his website.

Spoiler: Future Serial Murder Fantasy

The fucksleeve came in the mail on a Tuesday. Just like a real woman it took forever to come, he thought. There’s a joke you’ll never be able to tell in public.

As promised it was in discreet packaging. A surprisingly small box. Within this was a plastic egg that contained the fucksleeve. While small, it could be stretched, per the pamphlet, “to accommodate any size penis.” There were also hints on how to maximize sensation on the glans and frenulum; some artist had been paid to draw a hand in various positions stretching this piece of silicon over a healthy-sized member. It’s a living. Inside the thing’s orifice was a single use packet of lube, but he opted for Curel Intensive Care instead. Save the special stuff for a rainy day.



I’ll spare you the details. It was the first one he’d ever used and he came almost instantly, grudgingly pulling the device off of him and spraying into the sink to avoid a long cleaning process. Just like a real woman it makes you nut too fast, he thought. Just like a real woman it makes you pull out.

He’d bought the cheapest one that got good reviews. Miserly. He hadn’t read the fine print, that it was so cheap and came with a packet of lube because it was intended for a single use. At the bottom of the directions pamphlet were the words “After pleasuring, discard. Try more of our 8 different textures.” After about the fifth time it began to get grippy and loose, and no longer excited him. He had one last hurrah, with the single use dedicated lube packet, which made his penis smell like almonds. He emptied his seed in it, imagined he was launching an unwanted baby into fertile young loins. He then threw it out with the trash on top of some coffee grounds.

**********

A few weeks later he was making chicken. He often cooked for dates, but this was a special dish he only made alone. A Vons Family Pak of 99 cents per pound chicken parts baked in Kraft barbecue sauce. His mother had always made it on his birthday, and now he would make it after a rough day at work. He would have been embarrassed if anyone saw. He liked people to think he was the type of person who seared locally caught fish with fresh rosemary. Then the doorbell rang. It was the Tenga® Easy Beat Egg™ Artificial Vagina, “Silky.”

She was crying. I’m sorry, she said. I just had a really bad date, I was in the neighborhood. I had to get away from him. I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I should have called. But can I come in?

Sure, he said. He didn’t know what else to say. He’d been drinking wine. He was not prepared for his artificial vagina to come to life and stop by for dinner.

Thank you. It was raining outside; she was shivering a little. What are you making? It smells wonderful.

Oh, just some, uh… just some stupid shit. Something my mom used to make.

It smells wonderful.

Thanks. It’s not really, it’s uh… not fancy.

Can I have some?

He blanched for a second. He had never cooked for her, obviously. Only fucked her and rinsed her off and put her back in a drawer. He would never have even considered cooking this chicken for a guest, certainly not a date. But, so what if she thought it was stupid. Who stops by someone’s house unannounced. A guy who fucked you five times and threw you out. Who cared what she thought.

He served her. Then himself. She cut off a bite and blew on it. Tasted it.

Omigod… it’s soooo good!

Haha. Really?

It’s the best chicken I’ve ever had.

It’s just some stupid comfort food, my mom used to make it for my birthday.

Well your mother was wonderful.

They ate and listened to the rain. She finished her plate and asked for more. Girls never did that.

Listen, she said, I know this is imposing, but can I stay here tonight? I have a movie in my bag. I’ll stay out of your hair. I took the bus to my date and it’s raining and I don’t want to be alone.

It was out of nowhere but he didn’t know how to say no. The movie was Andrei Rublev by Tarkovsky, an epic about medieval Russia. There were sweeping battles and ancient vistas and they threw a horse down a flight of stairs. It was a masterpiece. He had never talked to her about movies, obviously. He hadn’t known she had such wonderful taste. They fell asleep on the couch together, her back warming his chest while the rain hissed in the leaves. In the morning she was gone.

**********

A week later she called him. He didn’t recognize the number but picked up anyway. Hi, she said. I don’t want to be weird but I’m going to the desert this weekend and wanted to see if you’d come with me. I rented a room at this place where there’s a natural hot spring.

He had been living in Los Angeles for eight years and had never seen the desert. Work had wrecked him; it was Friday night. She might be crazy but why not.

In the morning they drove out to Desert Hot Springs in her convertible. He watched the hills roll by, the plants and rocks change, and was excited. New birds circled the highway. New flowers grew in the ditch. He made her pull over so he could take a picture with a cactus.

She had a hotel room in a little place that had hot mineral water, catered to German tourists. They sat in the giant tub, naked, as dusk fell over the desert and a roadrunner came up to drink from the pool. Crickets sounded and a coyote howled. A wind blew in from the mountains and shook a wall of bamboo behind them. He was the happiest he’d ever been in his life.

They stayed together for a year. He did not remove his OKCupid profile, and he did not list himself as being “in a relationship” with his former artificial vagina on facebook. He did not introduce her to his friends. But she came over three nights a week, or during the day when her air conditioning broke, and they laid around watching movies and drinking wine and talking. They camped in the mountains, cataloging the national forest’s twenty four different kinds of rodents. They didn’t fuck anymore. He cared about her too much. You have to want to hurt somebody to fuck them. They tried a few times and he would look in her eyes and it would make him laugh.

**********

In the spring she had a doctor’s appointment. She called him after, crying. Said she needed to come over. She had cancer, she said. There were going to be treatments but she probably wasn’t going to make it. We are going to beat this, he said. You are going to beat this. No, I’m not, and I need you to do something for me. She had no one. No family. If I get to the point where I might live but wouldn’t be me anymore, she said, I need you to have them pull the plug. He didn’t know how he would ever do it, but, how could he say no.

He would drive her to chemo, to radiation; she would tell him stories in the car. About her childhood. Things she’d never told anybody but had to tell someone now, otherwise it would be like they never happened. She had been through a lot, it turned out. Men passing her around since she was a baby. The life of a fucksleeve. The radiation burned her skin and the drugs made her throw up all the time and she started slipping away. He would sit with her under the IV bag and hold her hand. She was slipping but she was still her; she could still make him laugh.

The drugs didn’t work and she needed surgery. He was in the waiting room reading the hospital’s copy of Reptile magazine, for domestic reptile enthusiasts. The featured review was of the Tomato Frog. They may look drab when young, but don’t be fooled: they explode into a vivid red-orange in adulthood. Especially the somewhat larger female. An engaging and active amphibian. He wondered what it would take for Reptile to give a bad review. He moved on to The Hunt for the Dark Phase Everglades Corn Snake and noticed his hands were shaking.

A doctor came out. There had been a complication. One of the tumors was near an artery and they had nicked it. She was on blood thinners and was bleeding out. She might never wake up. If she did, her brain had been deprived of oxygen. She would not be herself. I understand that her wish was not to be resuscitated. We have some papers you’ll need to sign. They let him hold her hand while she died, with that stupid machine beeping like on TV.

She had been sick for a long time, skinny and gray with sunken eyes and no eyebrows and most days she could barely talk. But that wasn’t how he remembered her, driving home and trying not to break down and cry in traffic. He remembered the desert. The hot spring. Kissing her in the warm water, the wind whipping the bamboo back and forth. It would hurt him forever, the way she left him, but he wouldn’t trade it for the world.

In conclusion: five stars.

Link to the "Review"

It really feels like the last days of the Gunt, slowly fizzling away while all that remains is a necrotic husk of a emasculated hog.
Remember the days of back to back retardation? Remember the vacations, the excess and the entertaining hubris of a man who could life out his degeneracy simply by yelling into a microphone? I would give this man 1 million pesos if I could solely for my entertainment.

"You never know what will happen on the Killstream" that rings true because you can not know abject nothingness.

 

[Rage Pig]

It's quite impressive how he managed to limit this Lord Miles interview to sub 400 live viewers. Dude was interviewed by Count Dankula 2 days ago and has 230.000 views.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Having a very active 220k follower account promoting his shit show, have zero impact on engagement, viewers or donations is impressive.

Ralph is out of his league. Delicious Tacos and Miles have HUGE audiences… on twitter. People are doing spaces on twitter now instead of podcasts. If Ralph wanted to draw numbers he’d fire up a twitter space but that doesn’t have the superchats or donos he needs to live. Essentially Ralph and his sektur is dying out on the vine. He’s not on YouTube and no one tunes in to his shitty show to throw money at a deadbeat dad on some third party alternative site with a ridiculously complicated way to give him money to silently stare at YouTube clips. Whatever luck Ralph had from this youtube days is gone and he’s too stupid to reinvent himself into something that people will throw money at.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

t really feels like the last days of the Gunt, slowly fizzling away while all that remains is a necrotic husk of a emasculated hog.
Remember the days of back to back retardation? Remember the vacations, the excess and the entertaining hubris of a man who could life out his degeneracy simply by yelling into a microphone? I would give this man 1 million pesos if I could solely for my entertainment.

I don't think Ralph is going to have a resurgence in popularity again. I think the days of the "Ralphamale" are over and he's going to continue to fade into obscurity. I don't seem him ever making a comeback unless he relapses hard and even then it would be short lived.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Lord Miles interview to sub 400 live viewers. Dude was interviewed by Count Dankula 2 days ago and has 230.000 views.
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Rethan can make even the most interesting subjects boring as shit. Why the fuck woukd anyone watch the boghog interview someone when Dank already has?

 

[Mynameisdark]

Ralph's strategy of streaming for 5 hours, then the interview is so retarded. If one peeks in his rumble chat it's legit 5 people having a completely separate conversation to whatever boring ass video he put on.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

"Actually, I am in really bad shape financially. I pay money to my ex-wife as part of our divorce settlement, among other bills... I just had no choice but to make you pay for lunch the other day. I'm really sorry." -- Ethan Ralph or AI Colonel Campbell?

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I don't think Ralph is going to have a resurgence in popularity again. I think the days of the "Ralphamale" are over and he's going to continue to fade into obscurity. I don't seem him ever making a comeback unless he relapses hard and even then it would be short lived.

Exactly. Like I said previously. He got in early in a low supply space, and he's ruined everything and won't recover because demand is no longer there.

Also as I've said many times, the way for him to recover is to rebrand to get back on youtube, doing solely mukbang content, while taking superberries to slap songs out on his gunty.

Ralph's strategy of streaming for 5 hours, then the interview is so retarded. If one peeks in his rumble chat it's legit 5 people having a completely separate conversation to whatever boring ass video he put on.

That's the way most of these lolcows are. As long as the camera is running, they're making moeny.
What? You don't like Epdidn't and Homotrollius having a conversation in chat while they feed someone money to play cnn clips instead of just watching them for free themselves?

 

[Rage Pig]

After rattling his tin cup for 7 hours, jdanksrespecter threw the last $5 at the Ralphabeggar. He prostrated himself for another hour in front of the gaggle of retards who watch his shitshow, but to no avail. It's tough.

 

[Art School Admissions]

It has gotten to a point where I think going back to the states, confessing his assault on Alice and going to prison would be the best option for him long term.

3 meals a day, roof over his head, and has time to straighten out. His life is ruined. Might as well just make sure he’s fed and housed.

 

[Franz Joseph]

It has gotten to a point where I think going back to the states, confessing his assault on Alice and going to prison would be the best option for him long term.

3 meals a day, roof over his head, and has time to straighten out. His life is ruined. Might as well just make sure he’s fed and housed.

His ego won't allow him to do that.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

"Actually, I am in really bad shape financially. I pay money to my ex-wife as part of our divorce settlement, among other bills... I just had no choice but to make you pay for lunch the other day. I'm really sorry." -- Ethan Ralph or AI Colonel Campbell?

Obviously GW malfunctioning from the virus. I say that not because of my autistic memory that allows me to remember every detail of vidya I’ve played but because Ralph would never apologize or admit he’s broke

 

[The Tall Man]

So I assume his surname is goyfied as well, more like Greenberg.

Funny fact, the Jews that arrived in China adopted Chinese surnames too.
金 = gold
石 = stones (Feinberg etc)

Green is one of the most common Scottish surnames. The guy is 6'4, blonde, blue eyes, played amateur basketball. He is about as Jewish as Peinovich is a Russophobe.

He believes Christianity is controlled opposition to Judaism.

Here is the basic theory:
Jews couldn't win against Rome on the battlefield so they created an anti-roman revolutionary religion to target Rome. That is why despite being Jewish the first Bible was written in Greek and contained many elements of Greek philosophy of the time.
If you consider the politheistic and very hirachical society of the Romans than Christianity is a complete subversion. It preaches that the meek shall inherent the earth while in Rome at the time only excellence and strength was seen as virtues. It taught that every human is the same, while Rome had very strong barbarians vs romans views.

It targeted the large lower class of Rome and told them that they are less sinful than the ones above them in the hierarchy. They told them the rich are vein and only rich because they lust after satanic earthly goods.

Seen in the context of the time it is easy to see Christianity as another product of the Jewish revolutionary machinations.

Paul despite being taught by the most influential rabbi at the time Gamaliel, did not make Christianity appealing for Jewish people, in fact the exact opposite. It told them not to observer Jewish law and to worship a incarnation of God. Idol worship of any kind is a big taboo in Judaism they don't even like to say the name of their god.
Christianity must have been the least appealing messianic sect of the time to Jewish people.

One could conclude that Paul didn't want Jews to convert to Christianity at all because he wanted to preserve their Jewish identity in diaspora, for which a little bit of surface level antisemitism would be good. Keep the Jewish people from assimilating, by having Christians blame them for deicide.


That is the gist of it and Christians who are critical of Judaism or Jewish identity, really don't like being called idiots that fell for an ancient psyop by Jews meant to theologically conquer Rome.

Agree or disagree but calling him Jewish because his name is Green or because he visited Gaza is childish.
Or calling him CIA because his first job as a young lad was some low level job with a satellite company is silly.

The biggest thing you can hold against him is that he was part of the original people that created the GDL, though he noped right out of there and disavowed when Handsome Truth revealed he cared more about shocking people and becoming notorious than anything constructive.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Ralph was actually in Metal Gear Solid.

 

[AnOminous]

Here is the basic theory:
Jews couldn't win against Rome on the battlefield so they created an anti-roman revolutionary religion to target Rome.

Constantine's rule was known for its success. For a brief period, Rome's decline was halted and military and social victories were abundant. The imminent collapse of the Roman Empire was halted. Instead of the vile perversions of other eras in the decline of Rome, Constantine may be the single Roman Emperor post-Julius who, so far as I know, had not a single sex scandal.

If Jews hated Christianity, why would they infect them with an Emperor who is mostly remembered for his success and got the "the Great" epithet and is generally well-regarded even to the current day?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

As of the last pocketwatch: Ralph was going on 5 hours and had racked up a whopping $32 in donations. He’s since ended the stream and made it private.

So things are going good.

 

[The Tall Man]

Constantine's rule was known for its success. For a brief period, Rome's decline was halted and military and social victories were abundant. The imminent collapse of the Roman Empire was halted.

I anticipate that the effects of religious subversion would take a considerable amount of time to manifest. The objective isn't merely to alter people's political ideologies but to shift their fundamental worldview. The transformation of metaphysical concepts, influencing ideology and subsequently politics, is a gradual process.

Notions such as original sin and the idea that the less fortunate are less sinful than the prosperous will bring about societal changes at a slow pace. The transition from glorifying strength and the power to dominate to celebrating meekness and the willingness to serve seems, to me, detrimental for the existing Roman empire.

The upheaval is profound, with fundamental perspectives undergoing a complete reversal. The shift from perceiving nature as beautiful and true to regarding it as sinful and deceptive is one such example.

Under Christian norms, the admirable qualities in a leader no longer revolve around justice, strength, wisdom, civic virtue and nationalism. Instead, leaders are esteemed for their devotion to the faith, adherence to the Christian ethical principles, defense and propagation of Christendom, acts of charity like supporting the impoverished and tolerance like showing compassion to foreigners, and the demonstration of pious conduct. The magnitude of these transformative shifts suggests that their impact cannot be minor; in fact, it would be nothing short of miraculous if they did not significantly alter the societal fabric and the destiny of the Empire.

Tl;dr: Changing the metaphysics of the Roman people does not immediately alter anything else. Slowly and over time, the people will adapt their societal systems to align with their metaphysical beliefs.

If Jews hated Christianity

The central tenet of Judaism emphasizes the prohibition of idol worship, making it crucial to exclusively worship the god of the Israelites. Any deviation from this principle is seen as blasphemy, creating a lasting dislike for Christianity by Jews.
As per Torah Judaism, it is permissible for a Jew to pray in a mosque, as Islam doesn't involve idol worship. However, the veneration of Jesus, the Trinity, or Mother Mary prohibits a Jew from praying in a church.

Maimonides, a highly influential rabbi who disliked both Christianity and Islam, asserted that both religions play a crucial role in god's plan to disseminate the Torah globally and prepare people for messianic acceptance.
This view by Maimonides is the reason you have people like Ben Shapiro and Denis Prager working hard to make the US more Christian.

The prevailing perspective among Rabbis regarding Christianity is that it is Idol worship, yet it is considered preferable to Paganism. This assessment arises from historical circumstances, as under various Pagan rulers, practicing their religion was often prohibited for Jews.
Under Christianity and Islam Jews observing their religion was generally permitted.

Tl;dr: Jews did not like Christian Rome but most definitely preferred it over pagan Rome.

why would they infect them with an Emperor who is mostly remembered for his success and got the "the Great" epithet and is generally well-regarded even to the current day?

Paul authored a revolutionary book, yet he did not possess the authority to choose the Emperor.

It is likely that both Paul and Rabbi Gamaliel anticipated Christianity causing more immediate turmoil in Rome, providing an opportunity for Jews to reclaim Jerusalem before their diaspora settled into new lives. From their perspective, assimilation was a concern, and they might have hoped for a quicker upheaval.

This assumption is grounded in the early Christians' expectation of an imminent apocalypse. However, the reality turned out to be a gradual process, requiring subsequent Rabbis to adapt to the unfolding circumstances.

Despite potential concerns, Jews were not in an unfavorable position within Christian nations. Christianity facilitated money lending for them, a practice explicitly commanded by the Old Testament, while Christians were prohibited from such activities.
Deuteronomy 15:6
"For the Lord your God will bless you as he has promised, and you will lend to many nations but will borrow from none. You will rule over many nations but none will rule over you."

Christianity, as an ideology, is not inherently negative. In fact, at its outset and superficially, it embodies many positive aspects, such as aiding the impoverished and infirm and promoting love for one's neighbor and seeing everyone as equal under god.

I would expect early Christian leaders like Constantine to be very popular. His religious freedom doctrine was also well received among Jews.

However, the ultimate consequence of principles like "love your neighbor" and the equality of all humans under God is the gradual erosion of Roman nationalism. Initiatives such as assisting the sick and the poor, establishing welfare programs, ultimately result in the expansion of a dependent lower class relying on assistance.
"Das Gegenteil von gut is gut gemeint." (The opposite of good is well-intentioned.) -Henrik von Holtum

Expressing absolute certainty is challenging, but several actions undertaken by Christianity in today's world, such as advocating for immigration and opposing nationalism and ethnic cohesion, would certainly have occurred in ancient Roman times. After all, the foundational text has remained relatively unchanged, maintaining a universalist perspective and endorsing the vision of a global government of all people under Jesus Christ.

 

[Rage Pig]

As of the last pocketwatch: Ralph was going on 5 hours and had racked up a whopping $32 in donations. He’s since ended the stream and made it private.

So things are going good.

"Ladies and gentlemen, business is picking up."

 

[JustSomeDong]

Catching up after getting bored of the Ralphaverse some time ago, and the gunts doing about how I thought. Certainly keeping everyone's expectations low, these days.

I quote Chief Wiggum
Ralphie, it's time to get off the stage, sweetheart.