🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

If he's been doing it right, he should have his own still, by now. At least a fermenter. Beer is fucking easy to make, and not have it explode.

Lmfao you think this nigger is gonna brew beer? He'd just dump packets of bakers yeast in some plastic jugs of apple cider if he ever had to brew his own liquor. Maybe he can dump his torta remains and garbage in a plastic bag with some Hawaiian Punch and act like he's living the high life drinking Ronnie' Reserve 5 Star Pruno.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Since he religiously watches his threads hopefully this triggers the spite brewing arc.

Ralphamale IPA bish.

 

[LGHDR+]

Since he religiously watches his threads hopefully this triggers the spite brewing arc.

Ralphamale IPA bish.

Incredibly Piggish Alcohol

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Since he religiously watches his threads hopefully this triggers the spite brewing arc.

Ralphamale IPA bish.

He should do what Cobes does and just make prison hooch. Ralphamead.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

He should do what Cobes does and just make prison hooch. Ralphamead.

Guntdrink

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Last couple of days I noticed he often looks up and to his left, you can see a reflection of a lamp somewhere in that direction on his glasses. Now I was wondering WTF is he looking at, and I have no idea. We should ask him to get up and walk to his left, he always gets up and goes right. But the lamp on the left confuses me.

Ralph leaked his streaming setup on Friday:

There is a window behind Ralph with door visible on the adjacent wall. The window itself is extremely brightly illuminated with sunlight. It certainly appears that Ralph is sitting in a room which is not in the shade at the time he was streaming in the direct path of the sun.

Remember that Los Heroes is a recently built cookie cutter suburb on the outskirts of Merida. That means that a large part of the houses are literally identical, chosen from a small set of floor plans.

Ralph outed himself as likely living in a two bedroom, one bath house in Los Héroes that is either 700 or 797 square feet. He has converted one of the bedrooms into his streaming room and set up his Alienware in the closet.

As a result it can be confirmed that Ralph is staring at something in the upper corner of a closet in the spare bedroom he has turned into a streaming area. Or just the closet corner itself.

Ralph's chair location marked with the blue dot, the area he's staring at marked out in red. The window behind Ralph and to his left is circled in green.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Since he religiously watches his threads hopefully this triggers the spite brewing arc.

Ralphamale IPA bish.

He probably thinks hops is a euphamism for amphetamines.

 

[Bepis]

Since he religiously watches his threads hopefully this triggers the spite brewing arc.

Ralphamale IPA bish.

The Ralph Reserve, from the Memphis Micro(brewing) Company. Based out of sunny Merida and brewed with only the finest Modelo and fresh-picked xannyberries.

 

[bile demon]

He could use his very own yeast cultures harvested from the various crevices of the gunt for fermentation.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph leaked his streaming setup on Friday:

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As a result it can be confirmed that Ralph is staring at something in the upper corner of a closet in the spare bedroom he has turned into a streaming area. Or just the closet corner itself.

Ralph's chair location marked with the blue dot, the area he's staring at marked out in red. The window behind Ralph and to his left is circled in green.

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Lol you think this broke nigga has a spare bedroom? More likely he's in someone else's spare bedroom.

 

[Um...]

Currently streaming to 235 viewers on Rumble, 5 on robotstreamer. lol

Internet legend btw.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

More likely he's in someone else's spare bedroom.

Spare bedroom is being gracious, looks more like a walk in closet.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Lol you think this broke nigga has a spare bedroom? More likely he's in someone else's spare bedroom.

When your house is so shitty that every room is a spare bedroom devoid of soul
It is a suicide locker

 

[Um...]

When your house is so shitty that every room is a spare bedroom devoid of soul
It is a suicide locker

It’s literally a 700 sf concrete box.

 

[LGHDR+]

It’s literally a 700 sf concrete box.

And yet, still more than he deserves.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Stumbled on E-OR on Rumble just reading his phone while struggling to start a movie, starting the movie, then doing nothing but covering part of the screen while some fiction movie about a guy on steroids or something plays. He just hid himself, but has the titlebar still visible, then cursed before putting himself over the movie again. Excellent to watch this stupid porker stare down at his phone while a few dents watch a shitty movie.

 

[JAKL II]

He specifically said that his GPU temp was causing the problem; CPU temp was 20 degrees cooler (Im assuming its centigrade, 80 degrees on the GPU, 60 degrees on the CPU). I bet you are right about malware. Dont know why his GPU would be taxing itself while sitting playing simple youtube clips without other processes jacking up the heat

Lets list the reasons

He's in a Tropical Climate.
He's not using an Aluminum Cooling Pad.
He's a dirty person.
He has 2 cats.
He fucking SMOKES IN THE HOUSE.
He's using Alienware.
Shitcoin Miner Malware.
He's using fucking Alienware.
HE FUCKING SMOKES IN THE HOUSE.

He needs to have the thing professionally cleaned, stop smoking in the fucking house, install MSI Afterburner, create a custom fan profile that starts at 50% and ranges to 100% instead of the 20-40% range that his card likely has and it'll fuckin' run like a hot knife through butter. but he really needs to stop smoking in the fucking house, I quit smoking and had my computer cleaned and it dropped temps from 75-80c at load to the 55-65c range, it's truly disgusting at how much nicotine was on my GPU and fans.

 

[AltisticRight]

It’s literally a 700 sf concrete box.

Did you do your mathematics homework, ayelawgs?

Space allowance for pigs is typically expressed as the number of square metres per animal, with the inverse being the stocking density (the number of animals per square metre). However, without also understanding the age, weight or size of the pigs in question, these units of measure are relatively meaningless (Spoolder et al., 2012). In the early 1980s, Petherick and Baxter (1981) used allometry to establish the static spatial requirements of livestock. Allometry describes the growth relationship between part of an animal and the whole of it, regardless of age and weight (Petherick, 2007). Petherick (1983) introduced an allometric equation that described the relationship between a pig’s weight and its linear dimensions. This equation is currently used to calculate the minimum space allowance for growing pigs as follows:

• Space allowance per pig (m2) = k × Liveweight(kg)0.67.

Let's use k=0.08 for the prime pillpiggy.
700 sf ~ 65 sqm
So Ethan Ralph's current weight is: (65/0.0^(1/0.67)=22,030.28kg
Wow, Ethan is FAT.
I cringed to death writing this dumb post.

 

[Beavis]

Currently streaming to 235 viewers on Rumble, 5 on robotstreamer. lol

Internet legend btw.

It’s more like 100-125 viewers when you factor in the rumble bots.

Stumbled on E-OR on Rumble just reading his phone while struggling to start a movie, starting the movie, then doing nothing but covering part of the screen while some fiction movie about a guy on steroids or something plays. He just hid himself, but has the titlebar still visible, then cursed before putting himself over the movie again. Excellent to watch this stupid porker stare down at his phone while a few dents watch a shitty movie.

Looks like Ralph’s genius plan to reinvent his show is to watch movies in silence instead of cable news.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

And somehow, I still like this guy better than most cows.