🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Obnoxious Asshole said:
I wonder how long it will take his body to melt into that chair.
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My interest is how long until they find him. (What's left) Some Mexicans are going to raid the shed for tools/scrap and come across the body of a long mummified corpse that suffered a coronary from tap water chestbursters, Alien (79') style.

I've heard fun work days from frens that were in Trauma clean-up. (Prison cell murders and fatal car wreck jobs.) One story that stuck out was of one where the deceased had no family and was a large person in life. Long-story not so long, three months went by and the body was found... 3 floors down, in the walls and floor boards of the apartments below.

Point is, any landlord in the US lucked out on that fat retard running to the third world. Imagine getting stiffed 3-6 months rent just for the tard to spend it on drugs, OD and not only fuck up his apartment, but the apartments below him with his festering remains.
 
I was listening to part of the Fuck Cozy Festival tonight at work (because I’m gay and retarded), and goddamn. Ralph seemed so much more energetic and more engaged with actually doing the fucking show back then. And that was only a little over one year ago.

Granted, the guests were doing most of the heavy lifting as always, but what he’s putting out now is a far cry from back then. The xanax and the discount tortas really have taken a toll on him.
 
Obnoxious Asshole said:
Homosexuality confirmed.
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Wait, why do you think Dax is a homosexual?
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Oh.

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"I don't want to work!"

Why? If you have any skill in any field even part time will pay better for less work than doin WALL TO WALL SUPERSHOWS FROM THE TOP ON DOWN until you pass out. I wonder why people develop this mindset as if "work" is this monolithic, purely bad thing. Maybe It's because Ralph is still a big fat gay Baby with no skill or real world experience at all who got pampered by his mommy until his mid 30's and has to pay for Sex. I suppose you grow afraif of the outside World when you're fucked up like this.

Ralph, i pay you 3000 bucks if you do 2 weeks of construction work!

Edit: Realtalk, Ralph would be one hell of a tele marketer
 
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With Vito possibly tilting on an edge, I think Ralphie is seeing big dollars signs if he can get the 2nd banana gig on BPITU, and when he misses out, this bad news might knock him around more than people expect.
 
SargonF00t said:
With Vito possibly tilting on an edge, I think Ralphie is seeing big dollars signs if he can get the 2nd banana gig on BPITU, and when he misses out, this bad news might knock him around more than people expect.
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Juju knows Ralph is a liability and keeps him at arms length. There's nothing to gain from Ralph as a co-host, but everything to lose. For all Vito's faults, he brings a different audience compared to Dax, Ralph has no audience. Juju's reddit fucking hates Ralph, it may harm money inflow. You can't humiliate him like Vito because he'll explode and spill dirt on Juju. He's fucked up on xanies and can barely talk, he'll bring the energy down.
 
SargonF00t said:
With Vito possibly tilting on an edge, I think Ralphie is seeing big dollars signs if he can get the 2nd banana gig on BPITU, and when he misses out, this bad news might knock him around more than people expect.
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Yes, in his demented pig brain it's only a question of time until he can move in to the Barbie mansion to live RENT FREE with his "brother" Dax while making minimum $10K/month TAX FREE.
He's in for a rude awakening. He still thinks that living in a turd world tin shack, begging for change, living off tortas, 10l bottles of water and prescription xannies and masturbating into his mattress is only temporary. Sorry Piggy, but this is your final form, you will never "rebuild" your shitty show, improve your income or find another girl dumb enough to clean up your piss bottles.
 
FiveStarAce said:
"I don't want to work!"

Why? If you have any skill in any field even part time will pay better for less work than doin WALL TO WALL SUPERSHOWS FROM THE TOP ON DOWN until you pass out. I wonder why people develop this mindset as if "work" is this monolithic, purely bad thing. Maybe It's because Ralph is still a big fat gay Baby with no skill or real world experience at all who got pampered by his mommy until his mid 30's and has to pay for Sex. I suppose you grow afraif of the outside World when you're fucked up like this.

Ralph, i pay you 3000 bucks if you do 2 weeks of construction work!

Edit: Realtalk, Ralph would be one hell of a tele marketer
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The Gunt would be a perfect telemarketer. He doesn't even have to leave his shack.
 
Die For Me! said:
This is a certified Noir Era Killstream Post
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9/5/24
Ralph updates us on the phone situation, he's too broke to buy another one:
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Ralphs hip is getting better, only a slight pain now :) also has some tweaker tier eye movements:
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what if the a-logs... are here, in this very room?
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Ralphs huge gigantic MEGA cope that he is way too TROO & HONEST to ever take money from the Russians if they offered (because of course they didn't):
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:diddler: ah got a get a piece of cheese because the order(?) [?] fucking [?] FUCK
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Pig goes HOOO:
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Ralph was also forced to watch the Brianna Wu video by a paypig, he sat there and said nothing the whole time except the few times he told people to retweet that dick was coming soon. Here are a few messages from the chat:
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Suffah Wolf!
Ralph admits he does not try anything he advertises on his stream, still too bitchmade to cunsoom the 5G pill:
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A few hours later, Ralph brags about all the crazy pussy he is currently getting on Tinder:
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Ralph also stated that he doesn't want to get married ever again, but does want to have another child :cryblood::
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Finally, someone tells Ralph he's doing too many ad reads. Ralph then proceeds to do another ad read:
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After this Ralph scams chat by ending the stream early to go watch some football. Another win for the Gunt! :ramona:
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In the second video he states that he "lost it or it got broken" in regards to his phone. Those are two very different things and he should know which it was.
 
If Riley, Ralph and Vito got together behind the scenes and formed a Fat Manlet Co-host Union, Dax would be in big trouble.

Haru Okumura said:
-Dax is obsessed with convincing Josh to do a pushup???
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He would have an easier time convincing Gunt to stop drinking.
 
Guntkvd said:
Easily top 5 Ralph moment. Honestly, there are a lot of worthy contenders, it's a tough call.
Ralph is not a clown, he's the entire circus.
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He does deserve a "times he was actually not a retard" thread and put that and dancing outside the blaze on there. Sure there's a few more.
 
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