Here is a backup which will expire in 30 days on the chance Perspic decides to sweep. https://gofile.io/d/1PNqGf 2GB. Ralph comes in around 45 min. Claims he does not like opioids. Also admits where he thinks he lost his passport about an hour in. Someone with better hearing can try to understand where he says lost and found.
There is a remote possibility that a Mexican is now roaming the US under the alias "Ethan Oliver Ralph". Think of all the zany hijinks a beaner could get into with the hog's passport.
We’ll never know the truth because Ethan Ralph denies his own name!
Chula Vista is also a city just south of Sandy Eggo. It will be funny if Ralph is forced to travel all the way here to pick up his passport since it might cost him more than just getting a new one.
The only Mexican who can pass as that 4 foot 8, 300 pound gunted individual is a Mexican Torta
With what ID is he going to get a new passport with? An expired drivers license? Fat lotta good that'll do for em, he has to go get his passport because replacing it is gonna be a lot harder without ID.
And Perspic the chomo will still lick that Gunt grease even while being disrespected again by Ralph. Very pathetic.
Imagine getting served family court papers because you stole a gringo's passport.
You know, what's beautiful about King Phil Burnell, First of his Name is that he simply glanced at Ralph and then proceeded to do absolutely nothing while Ralph got pilled up and acted like a retard yet again. He is the greatest strategist of any lolcow I have ever seen. Long live the king!
