🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Hectic Heckler]

So, which cosmic Internet force is more powerful/cursed?
-Sonichu Medallion
-DSP's longevity
VOTE NOW!

 

[AltisticRight]

It appears that King Phil owns a car, a house, is married, has no criminal record, isn't paying child support to two baby mamas, masturbated on stream with pride and not to a 12-year-old Soph, and he spends more money on MMO champions than Ethan Ralph makes in two years.

It appears than Ethan Ralph loses on every imaginable metric possible. Except a scale. Fat. Because he's fucking fat.

 

[Guntkvd]

Saw this on twitter and it reminded me of Ralph. Guess his jubilant pig meter was full yesterday.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Fully intoxicated but by Ralph logic he is sober since prescribed drugs don't count.

But… Ralph himself said on Twitter a few weeks back that he only gets fucked up/sluring when he mixes drugs and alcohol….

So which is it Ralph? You abusing xanies so much that your this level of intoxication or are you mixing with drink aka not sober?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I know there's a lot of speculation that Ralph was inebriated but I remind you that Occam's razor tells us the simpler answer is most likely correct. IMO it was just his internet being bad and the fact that he moved a piece of furniture that caused him to sound fucked up (plus being reeeeeally tired)

 

[Desktop User2]

Ralph is on Perspic's channel and is clearly some kind of pilled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rpka-lQmt7g

no cam on, his loyal gay jannie driving so they can kill the stream easily.

They all sound like they have disability level autism. There is a pajeet in there as well?

 

[DSP for president 2032]

With what ID is he going to get a new passport with? An expired drivers license?

Doesn't he still have his passcard? That's what he used to board domestic US flights.

Also, I just glanced over at where I keep my passport in terror and paranoia just thinking about losing it. Reminds me of a funny post someone made, remarking that a normal person's worst fucking nightmare is just an everyday occurrence to Oliver. I mean, the guy wakes up every morning knowing that his daughter will one day see a video of him blowing smoke into her infant face. Don't know how he does it. Truly, with heaps of pigseverence and even greater heaps of pills, he can emotionally overcome anything.

I know there's a lot of speculation that Ralph was inebriated but I remind you that Occam's razor tells us the simpler answer is most likely correct. IMO it was just his internet being bad and the fact that he moved a piece of furniture that caused him to sound fucked up (plus being reeeeeally tired)

That's true. Plus, we have Hanlon's razor which says "xannies don't do shieeet without alcohol, biiish."

 

[Guntkvd]

Just finished watching Pillstream.

This comment is 100% correct. Persip is a mentally ill woman who wants to walk in Gator's shoes. He's a bipolar snake who craves Ralph's love. I hope Ralph is done with you for good.
@Perspicacity Wholeheartedly. You will never be Gator. Kill yourself.

 

[Vect]

It appears that King Phil owns a car, a house, is married, has no criminal record, isn't paying child support to two baby mamas, masturbated on stream with pride and not to a 12-year-old Soph, and he spends more money on MMO champions than Ethan Ralph makes in two years.

Lol, why is he a lolcow again?

 

[Why am I doing this?]

I still get a kick out of people saying "relapse" as if he ever quit in the first place.

They're probably thinking of "prolapse."

Imagine getting served family court papers because you stole a gringo's passport.

Imagine both of Ralph's kids having Mexican fathers

 

[Fausto]

Persip got exactly the amount of respect he deserves on this stream.

 

[Razz]

Persip got exactly the amount of respect he deserves on this stream.

It's the amount that makes him happy anyway. Imagine being a man and being called a pedo by the gunt and still licking the grease. That homo is beyond repair with the amount of humiliation he likes, but at least he keeps company that likes the same things he does

 

[Lazycunt]

They're probably thinking of "prolapse."

Imagine both of Ralph's kids having Mexican fathers

Would have to be a thousand times better than the beast

 

[Die For Me!]

9/13/24 - Ralph Begins Opiate Spiral​

After many days of downplaying the injury to his hip, Ralph finally decides to see a doctor, only to find out that his hip has been fractured. Meaning he will need to take additional time off from his show to receive expensive physical therapy. In addition to this, he was also given the keys to the opioid cabinet to cope with the pain. After publishing a tweet of how retarded and fucked he is, Ralph decided to pop some legally-binded-prescriptions and join Persips DSP re-stream.
Da Players:
Ethan Ralph - King of Da Sektur, from the top on down!
Persip - homosexual gunt guard.
pajeet / Germanic Caller - an anonymous caller with a heavy accent, gas lights Ralph into believing and saying anything he wants.
Aussie Caller - anonymous Aussie sounding caller, mostly quiet.
RFK / Demon Caller - random gunt guard caller that sounds like a 60 year old crack head that literally admitted to smoking freebase crack during the call, go figure.

Ralph makes his brave entrance, talks about his hip:

Ralph might be moving to Cali still:

Ralph admits hes getting mega ultra butt raped in child support payments:

Time to play Da Sekturs favorite game, Rape or Abscond!
Rape or Abscond Pandalee? Ralph says Rape

Rape or Abscond April Imholte? Ralph says Rape

Rape or Abscond Ralphs physical therapist he hasn't even seen yet? Ralph says Rape

Wondering why Ralph doesn't carry his trauma-support-trophy everywhere anymore? It's because he left it in a undisclosed place in Richmond:

Clip request by @Haru Okumura Ralph states he stomped on Chaggots head:

Ralph states he gets an erection when manually blocking users on Twitter:

Ralpha Defense Segment​

hypothetical Ralph gets called out by an hypothetical a-log in chat about blowing hypothetical smoke into hypothetical Rozys face. Hypothetical Ralph would proceed to hypothetically cope and seethe about it for about 40 minutes:

hypothetical Ralph gets so hypothetically ass blasted about the hypothetical clip of him hypothetically blowing hypothetical smoke into hypothetical Cozys face, he demands it gets hypothetically played live on air while he's hypothetically present, hypothetically breaking his hypothetical restraining order:

10 hypothetical minutes of pure seethe:

Pillstream Segment​

Ralph turns on Persip over a poll Persip started asking chat if May set Ralph up or not:

Ralph is the big mad over Persip snaking him, deletes his WWE playtime promo he made for his appearance on this stream from twitter:

Ralph mad over Persip running with the Alice rape allegations when he was apart of kino casino:

Ralph accuses Persip on charges of FAKE RAPE!! FAKE RAPE!!

YEW CREATED THE KINO CATHTHTHINO YEW LYING FAGGOT:

AH DUUU AH DUUUU AH DUUU AH DUUU... TALK ABOUT IT MOTHER FUCKER:

Persip leaves to answer the door, Ralph threatens to dox Persip while gone:

Yeah nigger ah like winning:

Ralph quickly stopped talking and fell asleep the stream ended shortly afterwords.
Final Thoughts: Ralph attempted to chip at DSP's plot armor, the gods did not approve of this and ralpha cursed him to an eternity of horrid hip pain, similar to DSPs back injury that he still suffers from to this day. Well, at least Ralphs current dosage of Xanax won't be conflicting with his new found opiate addiction, right?
Suffah Pig!

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Ralph states he gets an erection when manually blocking users on Twitter

I'm sorry, what the fuck?

 

[Gorton Colu]

Ralph states he gets an erection when manually blocking users on Twitter

I'm sorry, what the fuck?

Ralph doesn't janny his xitter experience for free, but for pure erotic pleasure.

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

Such a pathetic failed creature. Not only is piggertits aging rapidly on a physical appearance level but even his body is starting to give up.

Let this fungus-infested fat abusive drug abusing piece of shit suffer for the rest of eternity, for all the people he hurt, & for all the children he neglected. He puts his precious booze and xannies over the goodwill of his children.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Such a pathetic failed creature. Not only is piggertits aging rapidly on a physical appearance level but even his body is starting to give up.

Let this fungus-infested fat abusive drug abusing piece of shit suffer for the rest of eternity, for all the people he hurt, & for all the children he neglected. He puts his precious booze and xannies over the goodwill of his children.

He is going to be curses like Sisyphus but instead of rolling a rock, he is going to take enough pills with alcohol to die, only to be brought back to life and have to live like Ralph

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph states he gets an erection when manually blocking users on Twitter:

random.txt worthy.

 

[Guntkvd]

I haven't heard Ralph sipping alcohol, and he was talking without a pause. I'm not an expert, but what pills can fuck you like that?