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Yeah, Ralph, don't try it out. Because this drink isn't for bish made pussies.Wonder what would happen if he just chugged all of the pills in a blender and put half a cup of tequila and vodka in there. Might be the Best mix never Ralph.
PS: this is a joke, Ralph don’t try it.
Oxy painkillers xannies and booze. 3 highly addictive depressants mixed together being abused by the dumbest man alive.If he gets addicted to oxycodone there is virtually zero chance he survives to the end of this year so he really needs to get his head on straight with this substance in particular.
As if he owns a blender. He's chugging from room temperature water tanks. Bitch doesn't even have glassware (the clanking piss bottles aside).PS: this is a joke, Ralph don’t try it.
I am imagining this hypothetical Mexican assuming all the responsibilities and obligations of his new identity, paying all of Ralph's back taxes and child support, and becoming a contributing member of society. Imagine that he goes to visit Xander repeatedly and one day Xander tells him "I love you papa" and, with a tear in his eye, he responds "I love you too, mijo."There is a remote possibility that a Mexican is now roaming the US under the alias "Ethan Oliver Ralph". Think of all the zany hijinks a beaner could get into with the hog's passport.
ALL HANDS ON DECK! WE NEED MORE PILLS! I REPEAT: MORE PILLS!!!
It's be one hell of a plot twist if MexiRalph turned out to be Faith's current boyfriend/fiance. It's a win/win scenario for all involved. Xander gets to believe that MexiRalph is his true n' honest, real father. AmeriRalph gets to evade any responsibility with Xander, Cozy.TV Rozy, and the US legal system. Maybe MexiRalph will even be a superdad and attempt to support her too. I'm rooting for him!I am imagining this hypothetical Mexican assuming all the responsibilities and obligations of his new identity, paying all of Ralph's back taxes and child support, and becoming a contributing member of society. Imagine that he goes to visit Xander repeatedly and one day Xander tells him "I love you papa" and, with a tear in his eye, he responds "I love you too, mijo."
Great idea to be addicted to one drug that kills you if you quit it and another that kills you by taking it, then mixing that with booze.Mixing all of that at once is going to be lethal. Mix in some sleeping pills, buddy. You really need a good night's rest.
But I thought the opiates just made him feel sick, so he's not going to take them, right? Uh oh... I think his body is adapting to the nausea and getting hooked on the pleasure...On Twitter he mentioned "oxy" i.e. oxycodone, the primary ingredient in the opioids Oxycontin and Percocet, two infamously dangerous drugs to abuse - they've often been called "hillbilly heroin" for this reason. On its own, oxycodone causes slowed breathing (respiratory depression) that gets exponentially worse if it's mixed with a GABAergic like alprazolam/Xanax or alcohol. If he gets addicted to oxycodone there is virtually zero chance he survives to the end of this year so he really needs to get his head on straight with this substance in particular.
Percocet also contains acetaminophen (Tylenol etc) along with the oxycodone in the same pill, which has its own separate deleterious interaction with alcohol on top of its neurological effects, so depending on which formulation he has the risks could be even higher than we know. This is a dark path he's stepping onto.
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Well, those are just benzos, right? He's already doing those! Choo-choo! All aboard the DEATH TRAIN!Mix in some sleeping pills, buddy.
"Ah... Mr. EO Ralph, in the flesh!"
The two drugs will cancel each other out and make Ralph the immortal rage pig. Three Stooges Syndrome.Great idea to be addicted to one drug that kills you if you quit it and another that kills you by taking it, then mixing that with booze.
Its like that Mr Burns hospital visit but instead of diseases, its just all the shit Ralph puts into his bodyThe two drugs will cancel each other out and make Ralph the immortal rage pig. Three Stooges Syndrome.
Summing up:On Twitter he mentioned "oxy" i.e. oxycodone, the primary ingredient in the opioids Oxycontin and Percocet, two infamously dangerous drugs to abuse - they've often been called "hillbilly heroin" for this reason. On its own, oxycodone causes slowed breathing (respiratory depression) that gets exponentially worse if it's mixed with a GABAergic like alprazolam/Xanax or alcohol. If he gets addicted to oxycodone there is virtually zero chance he survives to the end of this year so he really needs to get his head on straight with this substance in particular.
Percocet also contains acetaminophen (Tylenol etc) along with the oxycodone in the same pill, which has its own separate deleterious interaction with alcohol on top of its neurological effects, so depending on which formulation he has the risks could be even higher than we know. This is a dark path he's stepping onto.
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bottle*put half a cup of tequila and vodka
It's be one hell of a plot twist if MexiRalph turned out to be Faith's current boyfriend/fiance.
Whenever I hear someone with known addictive personality mention “they don’t even like opiates, they make me sick” I immediately know they are lying and trying to hide their love of pain pills or their addiction to them. It’s almost a stereotype for a pillhead to claim opiates make them sick, so no way could you think they might have a problem!But I thought the opiates just made him feel sick, so he's not going to take them, right? Uh oh... I think his body is adapting to the nausea and getting hooked on the pleasure...