🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Die For Me! said:
Kamala Victory - Ralph breaks down and starts crying as his empire of orange man grifting is over, tax free tips will be given out by a libtarded Democrap so they don't count,
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Disagree, being opposition media has always been a money printer for conservative grifters.
 
11/4/24
Ralph reminds us he's a lunatic that expects us to understand the lore behind all of his hats, calls his daughter a gift again:

8 Minute clip of Ralph explaining a life lesson hard taught, that you probably do want people in your court that disagree with you on things, instead of a bunch of sperg yes men like Gayduh:

Gee Ralph, if only you had someone that had genuine criticisms at the time to help you help yourself from completely fucking your entire life up forever. Sadly, Ralph only had a bunch of yes men at the time *sigh*(:_(

Here we have a 9 minute clip of Ralph explaining his spiritual values. Ralph brings up his move from atheism to a being a theist because his ED page made fun of him being a neckbeard fedora tipper he realized that the movement itself was a religious cult. Also brings up Pascal's wager, which is him admitting that he's so scared of there being actions for his consequences he can't even be a full fledged atheist.

Ralph accepts his fate as Big Boss, JD Vance brings up illegal pills immediately after:

Kept yew waiting, huh?

Despite claiming to have played the entire main-line Metal Gear Solid series, Ralph refers to his left arm as "Solid Snake Shit", which is referring to the wrong character.

This was possibly one of the worst things I have ever sat through, Ralph tried to reschedule various guests with his keyboard, typing only with one hand. While failing to grasp the concept of time zones, paypig BriannaWuHyperBimbo, who is a turn coat that also donates to MATI, donated a Fuentes clip of Nick reviewing Minions 2. This was around 20 minutes long. instead of posting it in full, here's a recount from the survivors of this event:

Lastly, After about 15 minutes of insanity, Ralph has enough and starts screaming:
 
Julius Caesar The 187th said:
So much for an election stream. He won't even look at the damn polls.
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KC stream begins, is up 1,000 compared to Ralph
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KC brings their guests up and is now up 3,000 above the illustrious Killstream :stress:
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as of writing, it is now almost 4,000
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@theralph, i'd tell you to rope but that may be difficult considering your bum arm, maybe just dive off your Lawyers roof instead? Suffah Pig! :lit:
 

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Die For Me! said:
KC stream begins, is up 1,000 compared to Ralph
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KC brings their guests up and is now up 3,000 above the illustrious Killstream :stress:
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as of writing, it is now almost 4,000
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@theralph, i'd tell you to rope but that may be difficult considering your bum arm, maybe just dive off your Lawyers roof instead? Suffah Pig! :lit:
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Jimbo is doing 6.4k numbers. Sad day for the pig
 
So, time for a little story.

I used to lurk the farms Back in 2008-2010 to get the latest Chris-chan updates. Never registered cause I thought that Chris might kill himself and I didn't want that on my conscious (If Trump wins tonight, I'll be telling redditors to kill themselves if that shows you how far I've been driven in the last nearly 2 decades). I'd occasionally pop in over the years after Chris started weening himself off the internet to check in on things.

So, we get to Summer of 2020, Ralph started going full lolcow and I start lurking here. That was step 1 of me becoming an aylawg. Step 2 was when I went into dlive and changed Hake's intro to be about Ralph's gunt in chat and got banned, that was step 2. Then we get to Aug 2020 that was not only Ralph's sextape but the Boogie vs Frank Hassle killstream. I remember that episode well cause I was playing Fallout 76 and Ralph had the killstream of a lifetime, close to the Boulderstream going on, and you could tell that he was drunk and pilled out of his mind. I was still lurking here, but mostly shitting on Ralph in his own discord until I got banned. With enough lurking and getting a feel for how I was supposed to act, I finally joined the Farms™.

So, you're probably wondering why I'm posting this shit. Well, after Frank Hassle and Boogie both left, what made sense was for Ralph to do a decompression stream and talk about how epic the 'debate' was. Instead he instantly ended the stream with a look of "I don't want to be here" on his face. It was around this time that Ralph had figured out that the best thing to do if he was drugged up was to instantly end the show without saying anything. He did this during that stream, but he also did it during the 2020 Election Stream before the night was even called for Biden.

There's a pretty good chance he'll be pilled up tonight since he's a creature (pigmonster) of habit.
 
The Halloween A-log announcement is supposed to be tomorrow, are you hyped to see Ralph obliterate the Farms with a Troo & Honest statement that may or may not be a lie? Most importantly, is your pantry stocked with Killstream approved treats?
Please check to see if you are missing any of the following:
Chicharrones:

m & ms:

RITZ:

Ice Cream:
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Water:
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Boogers:

Piss:
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annnnd shit:

The announcement should be during or immediately after RPGs time slot, so I imagine sometime in the afternoon or evening but no time has been announced yet.
:diddler: Ged up fat boy! And don't 'ferget tew HIT LIKE!!! 👍
 
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