🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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That was beautiful. This is why I love Ralph a little bit, unlike Rekieta who is just a gross nerd Ralph is a wacky goofball who unintentionally does goofball slapstick sometimes. How can there not be a little space in your heart for this oaf?
 
Ralph may be a big, fat dumb jackass
But he's now all that with some glass up his ass
He fell so hard, the neighbors crow
¿Por qué rebota el batido?
 
#lurker said:
I'm not a big Ralph connoisseur but this is the first clip in ages to give me tears in my eyes.
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I watched it again on my phone with no sound (family is here). I feel like Mandy Patinkin trying not to laugh around Billy Crystal on the set of The Princess Bride. I may crack a rib.
The moment he starts tilting backwards, he has this look of pure, innocent, completely dumbfounded surprise.
 
Hectic Heckler said:
Is Ralph the inspiration for Mr. Plinkett?
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Ralph seems like the type who would be inspired by Mr. Plinkett. "Hell yeah, bish, a fat, paraplegic New Jersey drunk with a fat man voice like Cartman who eats goyslop and kills hookers. All women are bishes, except for mah mom." And then he gets weepy over his mom.
 
I know that people have already mentioned how Ralph pisses in bottles and leaves them there, but the fact is that Ralph didn't clean anything up after he fell down (and we can be sure he didn't do it after the stream ended either since he was barely coherent). He went and passed out and left the mess as it was, and he doesn't have a horse to grab by the throat and force to clean it up this time, so it's just going to dry up and probably be left as is permanently.

I assume that (at least) every once in a while he kicks over piss bottles by accident too, and I think it's safe to think that he either doesn't clean those either (depending on how intoxicated he is), or doesn't do a great job at cleaning them up.
Put all of this together and the state and smell of that room must be nightmarish.
 
Everytime I almost escape the gunts gravity well and lose interest, I get sucked back in. That it happened again? The feet in the air, the music? The clatter of piss bottles? Its all just...
*chef's kiss*
 
Insanely Retarded said:
I assume that (at least) every once in a while he kicks over piss bottles by accident too
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Yes! Imagine how easy it is to knock over something after a few beers. Now add xannies to the mix. His home is a splash zone, inhospitable even to women like Pantsu.

Harambe said:
I think this will be an increasingly regular occurrence until the chair is replaced
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Optimistic of you if you're thinking the replacement will be another chair. I think we're going to see The Illustrious Killstream being broadcast from one of these:
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