🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

    Votes: 277 71.8%

  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 109 28.2%
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Ralph's brain won't let him confront the real awful truth: he doesn't have a single friend who could watch his cats due to his series of horrific life choices and untreated Bitch Pussy Disorder
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I'm sure there is an alog out there that would find a nice home for Smoke and Cleo. They're good kitty cats.
 
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GaryGray said:
Based on absolutely nothing it is my theory that Ralph did not set up trash removal at his newest place in Merida so it has been slowly filling the home In this pillstream it was clear he was bumping into more than just bottles everywhere.
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Imagine the ammonia stench of this fat bastard's piss bottles constantly getting knocked over, and then he doesn't do anything to clean it up, just continues to fill up more piss bottles.
 
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It’s autumn, the weather is getting cooler. Winter is almost here. Ralph has naturally come back for the yearly pig harvesting.

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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Ralph's brain won't let him confront the real awful truth: he doesn't have a single friend who could watch his cats due to his series of horrific life choices and untreated Bitch Pussy Disorder
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A lot of people hit the bottom like this and they’re either willing to change or unwilling to bend. The difference is life or death, and someone like Ralph is incapable of bending, so he will die and there’s just nothing to be done about it. I wish that wasn’t the case sincerely but it’s his lack of self awareness and humility that will kill him.
 
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I know every lolcow has their charm and their superfans but I don't know how anyone else could beat ralph in the contest of "lolcow of the decade".

How many pillstreams has it been now? a million? I dont care I'll watch them every single time and I will never tire of seeing him fall out of/break chairs, holler, trip over piss bottles, and come up with catchphrases. His contributions to Da Sektur lexicon alone really put him over the top. Bish.
 
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mister fireworks said:
I know every lolcow has their charm and their superfans but I don't know how anyone else could beat ralph in the contest of "lolcow of the decade".

How many pillstreams has it been now? a million? I dont care I'll watch them every single time and I will never tire of seeing him fall out of/break chairs, holler, trip over piss bottles, and come up with catchphrases. His contributions to Da Sektur lexicon alone really put him over the top. Bish.
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I like it when he starts to get sleepy in his chair around 8 PM local. Ofc, naptime is always scheduled after hollerin' that he can do a 24 hour stream.
 
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mister fireworks said:
I know every lolcow has their charm and their superfans but I don't know how anyone else could beat ralph in the contest of "lolcow of the decade".

How many pillstreams has it been now? a million? I dont care I'll watch them every single time and I will never tire of seeing him fall out of/break chairs, holler, trip over piss bottles, and come up with catchphrases. His contributions to Da Sektur lexicon alone really put him over the top. Bish.
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If it was for the last five years he'd win for sure.
 
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George Hard R Martin said:
If it was for the last five years he'd win for sure.
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You're right its only been 5 years! I'm assuming we start the clock at the gunt reveal photo? It feels like its been longer, but in a good way lol. I'm actually a newfag of sorts and I found out about Ralph listening to MATI sometime between the beginning of the corn harvest and the first or even second portugal beatdown.

I think if Ralph doesn't die before the official lolcow of the decade ceremonies he needs to make sure to include PPP and Null in his acceptance speech because their slurring southern gentleman/rage pig dramatic readings of his rants and blog posts really helped solidify his iconic status.
 
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mister fireworks said:
You're right its only been 5 years! I'm assuming we start the clock at the gunt reveal photo? It feels like its been longer, but in a good way lol. I'm actually a newfag of sorts and I found out about Ralph listening to MATI sometime between the beginning of the corn harvest and the first or even second portugal beatdown.

I think if Ralph doesn't die before the official lolcow of the decade ceremonies he needs to make sure to include PPP and Null in his acceptance speech because their slurring southern gentleman/rage pig dramatic readings of his rants and blog posts really helped solidify his iconic status.
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If we could do one from 2015-25 I think it would be a two-pig race between Ralph and Patrick Tomlinson.
 
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S1apSh0es said:
Is this contempt of court charge seriously worth this absolute meltdown // spiral sesh?

I mean.... What's the worse case scenario? 30 days in jail? Best case is, what- a guilty plea and a fine?

Rekieta ruins yet another life!
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If even half of what was said on Melton's stream today is true, it could be a lot worse than just contempt of court. Even if it isn't true, what was said is serious enough for the police to investigate and Ralph is the only one in the group who already has a warrant out for him.
 
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HackerX said:
He's really hyping up Wednesday. Maybe it'll be the episode he kills himself?

Edit: welp. He's about to fall asleep. He turned off the webcam but now he's rambling because a superchat woke him up. He's coping about jail again.

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Face - Absolutely hanging to bits
Arms - One trotter completely gimped
Speech - Hasn't been capable of forming a coherent sentence since GamerGate
Time - Rapidly running out

Chat, is Ralph having the longest on-going stroke in medical history?
 
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